Monday, January 12, 2026

The never annual 2026 "Checkenginelight Awards"......

In keeping with Rhyme and Reason (ie, about all he does is steal song lyrics [Rhyme]... adds his own thoughts..[Reason, as in whatintnehell is he talking about?] there is no particular order, logic, popularity, 1st or 2nd or 3rd, nope, nonea that)....... no Order (just like, my junk drawer... the front and backseat of my car with hamburger wrappers, hammers, RainX, mouthwash, cologne, brush, see the pattern?  Me neither).. no order.......

The Been There, Read That, Day After Day After Day Award goes to friend David S.  Normally published way too early Pacific time, he always manages to read, usually comment, from a treadmill somewhere aside the Sea Of Cortez.  I owe him many Pesos for his every day hitchhiking.

The Catch Em Doing Good goes to friend David M.  David could, would qualify for many awards, including the "BRB, Lemme Lookup What You Said In My Funk and Wagnalls" the "NoDoz I'll Sleep When I'm Dead" for the toothpicks he certainly keeps his eyelids open with, from late Eastern to hella early Pacific.  David is remarkably creative, owns, runs, a remarkable software business, has a remarkable family, and three remarkable hounds I ain't even gonna try to spell the breed of.

The I'm Really Nice And A Good, Calm Friend award goes to Susan.  Susan is first to compliment, do/say things friends do/say... If the United States was full of Susans, we wouldn't have the discourse we witness daily today.

The Carol Burnett I Want Fun Award goes to friend Phyllis. Happy Capital H, Fun, Capital F, and Loyal, Capital L.

The Sly and The Family Stone Wanna Take You Higher Award goes to buddy Bear.  No, he's not a drug dealer, he is one of the prime oranizers, doers, of a group of kind men in his Community that raise funds, then use those funds to purchase materials, then, sweat and build, loooong wooden handicap access ramps for residents at no cost to them.  Kudos Buddy!

The Biblical Quote A Day goes to buddy Pie. He never takes a day off on his posts, and more importantly, he lives the life.  Kudos Steve!

The Worlds Best Juggler Award goes to friend Liz.  Mom, Granny, Corgi Mom, the Middle Sibling of a Pierce Liz Tommy sammich, Lifelong friend to the same ole same ole wonderful group of ladies forever... congrats.....

The Pig and Bernie, Yes I'm Happy, No, it's Not Drugs Award goes to friend Joyce.  There is but one beat, up.  As in upbeat.  Very cool!

The Fitty Fitty Award, goes to buddy Terry  Fitty Percent Humor, Fitty Percent Strong Posted Beliefs... all, from the easy chair of calmness. Cool.  And that he is.

The Warmth From Afar award goes to friend Vicki, never forgetting her KC, WJC roots...... friends starting many years ago, close, thanks to her, Facebook, today.

The Yeah Buddy I'm A Buddy Buddy Award to friend Janice. Always supportive, always up for fun, alway loyal. Cool.

The Most Likely To Succeed Hell, He Done Did It Award goes to friend Larry.  If you need an Alfa Romeo, Fiat, Lincoln, Mazda, Mitsubishi, Hyumda i, Volkswagon, or... a 5-10 minute meetup with guaranteed humor, seek him out. Congrats Larry, a life well done.

The Best Supporting I'm Not An Actor I'm A Real Friend to friend Ryan, thank you Ryan!

The I'm ALMOST As Popular As My Hound Buddy Award goes to one of the nicest men I know, Randy.

The Big'N Award goes to Big'N, now a kinda sorta Texan, they STILL, haven't forgotten "The (Basketball) Shot" from these parts, years ago.

The I'm Now Making (Rockies) Mountains Out Of (Flint Hills) Mole Hills friend Schwabby.  We may bat heads over KS/MO, brothers forever.

The Certainly Among The Best Grandpa's Ever Award, friend Brian.  His excitement about that is crazy good to witness.

The I Commented For The First Time On Blog Number 12,763 friend Pat.  I'll see you again on blog #25,526 when we're both 97.

The Best Niece Award (tie between Valerie and Vickie!)

I know I'll leave some out (apoligies) and that worries me, but please know, I appreciated any, everyone that comes by.

Off to pee, then Piggly Wiggly to buy something for this itchy itchy rash. Thank you ALL for being here!

Award list has been protected by PricewaterhouseCoopers because we kinda thought Steve Harvey would be too busy.

Love, Victurd

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