Three million will walk from their bed, swing by the bathroom, grab a bite to eat in the kitchen, then head to the living room (or den, rec room, extra bedroom, whateva') to be home schooled.
This ain't numbers, but, I thought I saw you nodding off, so, to wake you up.......Rugrats in Zamboanga City (Phillipines) hop on yellow boats... Caracas, Venezuela, they'll ride a gondola lift. I don't ask questions, I just work here.
87% of US Public School folks will eventually flip the tassel left to right (or is it right to left?) and is tassel maybe spelled tassle? (Side note, 29,711 will go on to work in the striptease industry, thereby, continuing their tassle-flipping ways.) MISOGYNIST! (Bite me, some site called Zippia indicates only 23% of strippers are female, the remainder are dudes. I don't write, count 'em, I just work here.)
68 percent of those who 'just hop of the bus, Gus' snotnoses who flipped tassle (the hat kind) get married. The remaining 32% lived happily ever after. I am just kidding.
73% of the 68% who married, took, on average,3,432 pictures at their wedding. Most Facebookers, even relatives, looked at the first seven, commented "Very cute... pretty... handsome.. .wunnerful.. .congrats.." and then clicked to go to somewhere else.
2% of Americans get married a 4th time. If one is asked to be the Best Man for the 4th marriage, would he really be then?
6.6% of the fitty million who tromp their way to school this year will eventually become millionaires.
Virtually 100% of folks think the almost half a million homeless folks are that due to their own accord and assume it's an end result due to poor decision making. Nope. Oft times, it's not within their control, including loss of job from economic downturn, car troubles, medical conditions or disabilities, family neglect or abuse, or family emergencies.
Less than 2% of the population farm, provide food for all of us piggos.
This coming Saturday, Stanford will travel to Cal (Berkeley, CA) for an Atlantic Coast Conference Football game. Berkeley CA is 4 miles from the Pacific Ocean, and roughly 3,000 from the Atlantic Ocean.
Seems it never rains in southern CaliforniaSeems I've often heard that kind of talk beforeIt never rains in California.
Snopes say not so. Rains, on average 23.5 inches a year in Sunny Beach, CA.
Some joint called "FactCheck.Org" claims "Just because you read it on Facebook or somebody’s blog or in an email from a friend or relative doesn’t mean it’s true." I call BS. I'm a virgin, I've never drank, smoked or called in sick when I actually went to the Royal's game.. nonea that stuff. Braniff, believe it. Right Wilfred?
45% of you have brown eyes, 27% blue. Maybe FactCheck.Org is correct because there's only two of you that ever read this.
At any given time, there are around 13,000 planes in the air.. a couple hundred million cars on the road... a kajillion snakes in the grass.. or in your pool.. or garage.. garden, or gutter.. or by that tree you pee at on the golf course.. allover, just ask FactCheck.Org. While it is possible for a snake to come up through your toilet, it is highly unlikely. "Honey? You can go ahead and leave the lid up, OK?"
People pee 7 to 8 times a day. 100% of women announce when they're going to pee. (MISOGYNIST). 70+ year old men pee up to 10 a day, and sometimes get up 3-4 times a night to go. BRB.
There are over 600 MILLION blogs on the internet. Hey, they should have Blog classes offered in school.
A check engine light is a common experience. For drivers.
The population of Liberty, MO when I moved here... or.. at least the first population sign I remember is 8,909. Today (well, FactCheck.Org makes me explain, in 2022) the population of Liberty, MO was 30,775. Please, former Libertyites, think nothing (personal) of the fact that 21,866 moved here after you left.
Some 70+ men pee more frequently than others.
BRB.
Tomorrow, mebbe.
Love, Victurd
VICTOR? NO SONG? It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn you, it pours, man it pours.
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