Together we stand, divided we fall
Come on now people, let's get on the ball and work together
Come on, come on, let's work together
Now now people
'Cause together we will stand ev'ry boy, girl, woman and man
A river runs through it. Two blondes, one on either side. One hollers, "How do I get to the other side?".. the other one replies, "You ARE on the other side!" MISOGYNIST! AM NOT!
Jump the brook. Your bench, their bench. This is your bucket first half, we switch at halftime.
This side, that side. A plumber, up unner the sink. Hatfield, McCoy. A quick descent to the chair in perty tight pants, rip/tear, oops. Turn the other cheek?
Tastes great. Less filling! You say goodbye and I say hello...
Before when things go wrong, as they sometimes will
And the road that you travel, it stays all up hill
Let's work together
Come on, come on, let's work together
Now now people
You know together we will stand, ev'ry boy, girl, woman and a man
Judge Judy. Jerry ("Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!) Springer.
MARCH (aprilmayjunejulyaugustseptemberoctobernovemberdecemberjanuaryfebruary) MADNESS.
Lefty loosey Righty tighty.
See the USA in your Chevrolet. First On Race Day.
My side, your side, sleep number bed. "But where's the hound go?" Anywhere he, she wants.
Streaming. Cable. Analog.
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces 'cause I'm not hungry enough to eat six", right Yogi?
Caste, religion, race, wealth.
Oh well now, two or three minutes, two or three hours
What does it matter now, if this time go round
Let's work together
Come on, come on
Let's work together, now people
'Cause together we will stand, ev'ry boy, every woman and a man
He said she said. No she didn't.
Call Roto Rooter... no, that ain't it, look it up on Snopes.
That fork in the road. Two-way traffic.
MMA? WWE? CNN? FOX? FACEBOOK? PARLOR? Ain't it all scripted?
Economy, Healthcare, Supreme Court nominees, Foreign policy.
Coke. Diet Coke. Coke Zero. It's PEPSI YOU IDIOT!
Because together we will stand, ev'ry boy, girl, woman and a man
Well together we will stand, ev'ry boy, girl, woman and a man
Yeah...
Let's work together
Come on, come on
Let's work together
Come on, come on
It all kinda makes ya wanna take a Xanax. NO VICTOR! Try TM instead!
I'm gonna take a nap. NO VICTOR! Treadmill, cardio is the answer.
Go West young man. WHAT? Ain't you seen the Adirondacks? Catskills? Smokeys?
To the Moon Alice. You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
Vegan. Vegetarian. Feed me Seymour. Mikey likes it. Molly don't. MISOGYNIST! AM NOT!
Doe, a deer, a female deer,
Ray, a drop of golden sun,
Me, a name I call myself,
Far, a long long way to run,
Sew, a needle pulling thread.
Beetlejuice begs, "Somebody help me... thread this needle."
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza dear Liza...
Then FIX IT, dear Henry, dear Henry.
And Jack, Jill, Timmy, Tina, Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice.
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah. It's Alice. "Use the oven Dinah, don't use that Canned Heat."
"A table for two (Parties) please.. Last name Starving...
For UNIT(Y)ED STATES.
Love, Victurd
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