And the flowers and the treesAnd the moon up aboveAnd a thing called "Love" ～～
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
Well... there's ZZ and ZW... and something they call the cloacal kiss but I won't let it fly here.. .Google if ya wanna... While social monogamy amongst birds is common (one male and one female pair), sexual monogamy is rare. Arkansas Arkansas, I just love ole Arkansas.
Bees. If this were a tour in Germany, and Arte Johnson (he of Laugh In) was the guide, he might begin with "Verrrry interesting." Ya got the drones, which, are male. The Queen, duh. And worker bees, sterile females. It ("you know") happens in mid-air, but there are no stories 'bee gents' can hand down, because, shortly after acceptance of 'you know', it's ripped off, drone falls to ground and dies. Makes one wonder what all the buzz is about with The Mile High Club.
Flowers. Google tells me "Men give women flowers to express affection, appreciation, or congratulations, as flowers are a common and often beautiful way to convey positive emotions and make someone feel special." HELLO? GOOGLE? I'm 72, I didn't just get here yesterday.
Moon. Well, them two Astronauts (both married but not too each other). they weren't going to
the moon but, they headed intospace with plans to be there for a week or so... the Starliner capsule they flew to the International
Space Station encountered faults and left them there nine months. "Honey, we'll be back
in a week or so." Uh huh, sure.
Let me tell you about the stars in the skyAnd a girl and a guyAnd the way they could kissOn a night like this
Stars, girl, guy. Stars are what the guy might see should he do any of the following: Mention a growing derriere, speak badly of his MIL, come home from golf four hours after dark, "Honey I'll be back from Outer Space in a week or so." Not quite the penalty bees get, clobbered nonetheless.
When I look into your big brown eyesIt's so very plain to see～～～That it's time you learned about the facts of life Starting from A to Z.
Google say "In humans, eye color is a highly sexually dimorphic trait." Whatever, I ain't looking it up. Men are more likely to have blue eyes than women, and women are more likely to have darker eye colors (green and brown) than men.
The only thing we haven't addressed is love.
I wonder, wonder who, who-oo-ooh, who(Who wrote the book of love?)Tell me, tell me, tell meOh, who wrote the book of love
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Sugar is sweet, Lemons are tart
I love you more than a unicorn fart.
"I couldn't take it any longerLord I was crazedAnd when the feeling came upon meLike a tidal waveI started swearing to my god and on my mother's graveThat I would love you to the end of time" Meatloaf
A true love story never ends.
"You can't blame gravity for falling in love." Albert Einstein
We're so sorry Uncle Albert, but tell that to a bee drone.
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.
Sorry, kinda, to speak of all this in jest. I love love. I love much. I love
seeing others in love. Love makes the World go round. Love rocks.
SAY! You look JUST LIKE my 6th wife!
GOOD LORD MAN, HOW MANY TIMES YOU BEEN MARRIED?
Five.
Love, Victurd
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