Plagiarism

He tried, but he couldn't do it. 

Staring here, at this blank page this morning.... I couldn't thinka nuttin' to write about - which, I understand is a double-negative - but, when one reaches the official old-fart age, we're certainly entitled to be twice as negative.

Yesterday, of course, was Mother's Day.  Fun day working at the golf course with coworkers, as, moms-aplenty came in to purchase the promised '10% off'   annual membership. The mood was happy.  We had a few dads come in to play, some, lugging a snotnose or two around with them, "she told me to bring them, give her some time for Mother's Day."  Nifty.

But, that ain't news.  That ain't funny.  I want HAPPY and FUNNY TOGETHER.

So, of course I Googled "Strange Mother's Day stories."

Twas there I ran smack dab into a fun, brief, one paragraph recap of quickie stories, compliments of a 2022 Reader's Digest article....

In life........... we need:

Air

Water

Chili Cheese Fritos

Money

Sex (I WAS JUST MAKING SURE YOU WERE STILL AWAKE, SORRY KINDA SORTA)

and................

Humor

I tried, but I couldn't do it. VICTOR!  ARE YOU TALKING SEX? Not no's, but hells no's, and that's kinda dayum personal of you to ask! I'm talking plagiarize.  I was gonna, then go take a nap where I'd hear echoes of "Ahm, I'm tellin', you're going to you-know-where or some place like that Victor."

So I decided to simply repost the article. Sorry, kinda, I ain't, can't be nearly as creative.  Please know though, I had a giggle or two - I hope you do too.  And, I hope, if you be a momma, that you had a nice day.

Love, Victurd

I tried to get the link below to where all ya had to do was click it, but, couldn't.  Sorry. If, the chance of giggle is something you might need, want, please COPY AND PASTE THE BELOW in a new tab, or whatever they call it

https://www.rd.com/list/funny-mom-stories/