Eh, like always, rabbit in a snowstorm infronta me, can't thinka nuthin' to write about.. hungry, too lazy to get up and fix nuttin.
Summer's here and the time is right... for dancing in the street...... All we need is music (sweet music).. there'll be music everywhere.. There'll be swingin', swayin' and records playing, And dancing in the street.
The baseball team is officially eliminated. After three weeks, mebbe your/my NFL team is already basically eliminated too.
Now watch me whip (kill it).. Watch me nae nae (okay)... Now watch me whip, whip, Watch me nae nae (watch me do it!)
My belly is'a killin' me... having trouble with elimination.
Everybody's doing a brand new dance now.. (Come on baby, do the Locomotion).. I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now..(Come on baby, do the Locomotion).
I cain't believe the cost'a groceries now. Usedta get eleven, count em, eleven sacks at the Piggly Wiggly for a hunnerd bucks......... now it's six.....
Can you do it now? (Cool Jerk!) Come on people... Can you do it? Can you do it? Can you do it? Can you do it? Can you do it? Can you do it? Can you do it? (Cool Jerk!) Come on people.
Hey, get the list ready... ya just used your last scoop'a hair gel, the toothpaste tube has been rolled up into oblivion' for three days now (eew).. and, ya need dish soap, bar soap, coffee, ya got three rolls'a TP left.. oh, and btw, them undies you got on? One more clean pair in the dresser.
I keep on dancin', Keep on doin' the jerk right now, Shake it, shake it baby, Come on and show me how you work.....
Caller ID.. "Nope, not right now".. Birthday tomorrow? Oh crap, brb, going to Amazon.. I cancelled Prime? I am such an idiot....
Give a little lovin' to your body, Macarena
'Cause your body's made to give it joy and good things
Give a little lovin' to your body, Macarena
Hey, Macarena (Ay!)
Give a little lovin' to your body, Macarena
'Cause your body's made to give it joy and good things
Give a little lovin' to your body, Macarena
Hey, Macarena (Ay!)
362 channels to watch and I can't find NUTTIN' I wanna....
You make me feel like dancin', I wanna dance the night away, You make me feel like dancin', Every night and every day, You make me feel like dancin'...
QUICK! TURN THE LIGHTS OFF! Here comes the (HOA President, Jehovah's, boy tuggin' a push mower, dude runnin' for City Council, Trick-or-Treaters, two young men in shirt and ties, the landlord, Aunt Hazel, that guy you owe twenty to)...
He did the Mash... It was the Monster Mash.. It was a graveyard smash.. He did the Mash (it caught on in a flash).. He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash.....
The electricity musta went out.. I'm late for work... Ruh roh, on fumes... Willie Makeit.. . Drones, AI clones, broken escalators, teleprompters, I'm really good at this stuff... WHAT? That was the last cig?
Down on the corner, out in the street, Willy and Poor Boys are playin', Bring a nickel, tap your feet!
GOOD GOSH I GOTTA PEE! I know, I'll just pull into this Mickey D's.. WHEW! Reading the sign on the door next to the keypad.. "You code for entry into the restroom is at the bottom of your receipt." Damnit darnit!
Pee pee danced all the way to get a sausage biscuit, back to john, my code in hand...
Dangit! Do I have time to drive home, grab anudder pair'a shorts before the golfers get there?
Oh baby won't you save the last dance for me? Oh you make the promise that you'll save the last dance for me.. Save the last dance, the very last dance, for me?
Only if you change your drawers, brush your chops, here, drink this prune juice, quit talking jibberish, especially since I'm a conservative, oh, and sport's teams lose, get over it..
VICTOR! If you ever have doubts about 'should I blog or should I not', don't. And, just an FYI, readers are tired of blogs about Dreams, like the long one above... my advice, ZIP IT, put on some Ray Charles... dance like no one is watching.
Love, Victurd
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