QUESTION EVERYTHING!

I ain't sure if that originated in Haight Ashbury...  or mebbe Max Yasgur's neighbors, mebbe the concert-goers.... coulda even been Maynard G Krebs,  mebbe some beatnik in Greenwich Village, I dunno.. So, rather than bore you with crap I question - let's keep the musical theme here...  ie,

"Why can't we be friends"...... well, ya got BO.  Ahm, I'm not fond of (smart, dumb, fat, skinny, differnt religion/beliefs, too small, too tall, richer, poorer, ya never caught a rabbit, that, all that stuff)

"Should I stay or should I go?"  Where my fellow old codgers and I play golf... houses line the first five holes of the golf course, ie, in sight to many residents.  That's why it's recommended, at our age and with our growing prostates, ALWAYS stay AND go... then.. you can make it to hide, pee behind the trees on hole 6.      

"What's love got to do, got to do with it?"      Heck Tina, you were with Ike, you should know... but, if you really wanna answer...  you got a month so we can visit about it?    

"Where have all the flowers gone?"  Damnit Pete we had a frost Sunday, get with the program.

"What's your name?"  Jose Jimenez,...  Bond, James Bond... Puddin' Tane and don't ask again.  You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me RJ or you can call me RJJ, but you doesn't have to call me Johnson.

"Why does it hurt when I pee?"  FRANK ZAPPA, did you REALLY write that song?  Geez..  Usually sir, it's a UTI.

"Listen, do da doo, do you want to know a secret?"  I don't repeat gossip, so please listen close the first time.

"Is that all there is?"  Damnit Peggy, that hurt, and, was kinda personal ya know?

"Who do you think you are?"  Mr. Bigstuff?  Well, as a kid, wanted to be Stan the Man.  The Mick came to mind too.  Then, when I saw my first curveball, I reduced that to just hoping to make the Bigs like Uecker.  Ended up saying screw it all, played slow pitch and drank beer until I was 65.

"Do you hear what I hear?"  Nuh uh, i got tinnitus... One time, band camp, truth,  moth flew in my ear. It was like In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on steroids....  Vincent, you?... Vincent???... Vincent?!!!!

"Do you believe in magic?"  Eh, he was alright. I thought Bird, Kobe were better.

"Ain't that Peculiar?"  Well Marvin, Highway 49 is confusing..  three cities kinda run together, but what you're referring to is actually Raymore.

"Are you experienced?"  Oh heck yeah, I did this exact same thing for ten years where I worked.  Well what happened? They moved and didn't tell me where to.

"Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64"  Damnit Victurd, come in outta the rain, oh, and you're 73 now.

"Will you still love me tomorrow?"   Don't do it Meatloaf.

"Who let the dogs out?"   OH CRAP, I forgot!  HONEY?""  Don't start the Roomba on the living room carpet yet!

"Have you ever seen the rain?"   Why yes, I was just out sittin' in it, that lady yelled at me to come inside.

"Are you lonesome tonight?"...   Alvin?..    Alvin??    Alvin????   "ALVIN!!!!!!"  OK!!!!!, and mebbe

"Why don't we do it in the road?"..   Duh, didn't you see that damn squirrel we drove by it a bit ago?

"Why don't you come over?"     I've got an itchy itchy rash.  Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.  Can't, I've got the heeeee beeeee geeeee beeeeees.

"Why should we end this way?"    Good question Chuck, and, I wanna apologize, I thought this might be fun. Instead, I think it's more a cure for insomnia.

"Am I wrong?"   No Victurd, it is pretty boring.    

"How do I say goodbye?"   Usually Victurd, you just say "Love, Victurd"

Love, Victurd