I'm gonna...........

Hibernate.

Uh huh, am.

Katie Horner.  Victor?  Who's she?  She's a local weather lady Channel 9.  This morning, one hand on my coffee, one eye, here...... one eye, one ear, on her....... she announced...... "Sunday, wind chills below zero."  Now I enjoy Katie.... after years and years of study, comparing each forecaster's predictions vs actuals, she's way more accurate than Busby, Bender, Grigsby, Miller and Foster. (by a lot).... NOTHING to do with her being fitty, looking like she's 25, fit, trim, gorgeous complexion and I NEVER mentioned body parts.... and I NEVER complain like many when she turns sideways and ya can't even see Lawrence, KS on the map.  NOT a Jayhawk fan, don't bother me a bit.

So, there's the cold... and.....

EVERYTHING is more expensive... Needs (cigs, Natty Light) and Wants (food, rent, utilities, taxes, that crap.) and...........  The rising costs to Medicare, completely wiped out any increase in Social Security.

I read the news today oh boy......  THAT.  Not ONLY, are the Chiefs NOT in the playoffs... I hadn't noticed, but someone mentioned our Continental Divide is worser than ever before.

So...... joining the list....... bears, ground squirrels, bats, hedgehogs, chipmunks (Alvin?  Get in here!  Alvin?  ALVIN!!!!! "OK!"... dormice (what's a dormice), skunks, opossums, snakes, turtles, frogs, ladybugs, bumblebees... a lot of us are.

As I age........... I just likes the sounds of some of the aspects of hibernation.

Minimal activity.  Sign me up Gomer, I'm right there withya. Maynard G. Krebs, you comin?

Before entering hibernation, animals need to store enough energy to last through the duration of their dormant period.  Larger species eat a large amount of food and storing the energy in their bodies in the form of fat deposits.  Tell 'em Austin! YEAH BABY, pass the Twinkies Sherlock, flip those funnel cakes Arnold!! Hyperphagic, they call it.  Whatever, sign me up Goober!  Ms. Piggy?  You in? (Kermit is fer sure)

So.......... ya think this means I'll go in the ground fat, then, once Pux gives the OK, I'll come out skinny?  Ain't no GI Blues here, let's go Elvis! We both could use it!

Researchers have studied how to induce hibernation in humans.  You could... hibernate 'em, treat the ones with afflictions whilst they snooze...  or, traveled to Mars...turna' last Century, the Brits tried to help some peasant Ruskies by having families sleep six months around the stove, waking up once a day for bread and water...  You in Boris?  Natasha?

I mean........ what better?

Mahomes would be damn near healed....... ICE melted.. it's a joke son.... Midterms near... and, Katie only fitty-one.

Who needs five months of Mehico?  A hunnerd-plus at night at an Arizona RV Park.... 

My pocketbook.......... my fatness.... and my disposition all vote yes.

Taking a long Blogcation....... There's a snow shovel and a bag and half of ice melt in the shed if anyone needs it.

Good day(s)........ Paul Harvey

Love, Victurd