Yes, I am that, Libra'n born. Wiki done learned me "The symbol of the scales is based upon the Scales of Justice held by Themis, the Greek personification of divine law and custom. She became the inspiration for modern depictions of Lady Justice."
SHE? Well all KNOW I'm a misogynist.. that's what Jimmy in Arkansas calls me.. VICTOR, git ridda your dirty laundry. (Don't say laundry, I JUST DID five loads...... hate it.)
Back to Libra... we all know the Clifton Keith Hilligass version.. VICTOR? Whothehell is that? That's Cliff.. the orginal CliffsNotes guy.. he actually grew up in GBR Country, ifn's you know your athletic abbreviations.
The CliffsNotes version of Libra is basically balance and justice. Just like life eh? Yes? No? You have the right to remain silent? (Why don'tya then Victor.) Bite me.
Tastes great... less filling.. we need equal parts, votes of each. And, they can't fist fight, then justice would have to step in.
Life is weird. "911 what's your emergency?" "Well... there's a basket with 15 people in it in my backyard... and... it's attached to a hella big hot air balloon." Nuh uh. "Uh huh." versus, cops pull into lemonade stand, buy two glasses from the kid, hand him a ten dolla' bill.
Newton, Grundy I think it was, says "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." That's all about Libra.
Pennies from Heaven. Not no more. Did you know they quit makin' em? So, the opposite reaction is, "we will round to the nearest five cent increment." Yeah but... the hell do we do with Penny Lane...... JC Pennys... Penny Marshall (I mean hell, without no Laverne ya can't have no Shirley... don't call me Shirley.) Penny slots... Penny for your thoughts? Sorry, we tariff'ed that, it's a nickel now.
That's all well and good Victor, and we get the balance, equal and opposite but, that ain't got nuttin' to do with justice. Seen any copper thieves of late?
Speakinowhich......... the NFL Draft.
Huh?
Yeah, always interesting. This guy is can't miss... an assured Pro Bowler for years... No he ain't, he's got alligator arms. (Oh whatthehell, I'll keep my misogynist rap.. and, there was worry about Miss America in a swim suit?)
Back to balance......
Little turds... fresh outta the belly. Them bones ain't hardened yet, and, there's built in padding (baby fat) for slips and falls. Oh, might get an occasional bump on their noggin', and, anything smaller'n a teacup better be at least 6' off the ground or it'll be in their mouths once they get upright............ versus.......
Old turds. We take Tim Conway steps. The 3 inch 'partition' tween the bathroom floor and the shower is a sonofagun. Should be a geezer Olympic Sport, I mean, hell, Curling? London and Lloyd Bridges falling down will in all likelihood result in a 911 call (or a tug on whatever that bracelet is we geezers wear) and, a new hip.
Victor, two paragraphs, not one damn word about justice. Wills, Probate, relatives never speaking to relatives again. Funk, Wagnalls, line and sinker.
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All things being equal..................... are they ever?
Dr. Seuss say, "Life's a great balancing act."
Einstein say "To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
Actual video below... Liberty High School Class of 1970 fifty year reunion, Football team on a seesaw. Them, and the Pep Club, had flipped a penny (someone still had one) for the right to go last... Football team lost, had to go first. Those of us that could still walk a tad after, gathered around John C (our class lawyer) and discussed possible litigation agin' the Pep Club. Stay tuned.
Be sure to mind your P's and Q's... Dot your I's and cross your T's. Oh hell, who am I kidding. I wish I were an Aquarius or a Gemini... they're known to come outta leftfield, ie, behave in unpredictable ways.
Same ole same ole.. .toodles with doodles.......
Love, Victurd
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