No. No. And, No. It ain't whatya think. There's no amazing surprise, funny story (you should know better if you thought that.), and fer sure no "I can't believe my eyes" story, picture, yada, at bottom.
Wait for it is........................ procrastination. A struggle, I, (you?) deal with, day in, day out.
All dogs go to Heaven, and all blogs start with Google, as in, what causes procrastination, how do we overcome it... and, funny NOT, first I gotta get mo' coffee.
"Procrastination is an emotional regulation problem, not a time management issue. We choose immediate mood boosts over long-term benefits. Overcome it by breaking tasks into small, manageable steps, reducing distractions and using temptation bundling."
Gee thanks, now I feel better said no one after such gobbledy goop. Google seems to think we all got good grades, unnerstand that crap... the only thing I took out of it is, to plugin your headphones to the ole Pioneer, then, stack a buncha Motown records on a 45 spindle (Temptation bundling) Yeah baby, now THAT, I like.
Procrastination, procrastinationIs makin' me lateIs keepin' me waitin'
So, using my C+, M+ skills, the next time I asked Google, "In layman's terms, how do you stop procrastination?" as well as, "share stories about how regular ole regular folks overcame procrastination.... as, it's making me late... keepin me waiting........
First up: "I got a whole lot better by using Google Calendar."
Vomit. Upchuck. Even though I DO use Google initially to blog, I am sick of it. Google is akin (at least to me) to WalMart.. .McDonalds.. The New York Yankees.. You're old, I'm old, remember Chickenman? "He's everywhere he's everywhere" So, is Google, haaawwwkk, patooey. (I promise I did that into my spittoon, not at you.)
I have a hotmail email addy. Quite awhile back, the multi-colored monogrammed arrogant company (at least they are to me) said, "You can't do that, you gotta have Google."
I don't want Google. YOU GOTTA HAVE A GOOGLE ADDY. But....... THERE IS NO BUT. GET ONE.
So, I did, their Gmail thingy. NO (SOUP). CAN'T use that one. I mean, how could a gmail account, using my name, EVEN with the "E" on the enda Schultze, be taken. I tried both Vic AND Victor. Nope? So, I added some other crap to my name, ended with Gmail. Whew, Gee thanks, I have a Google email. I NEVER use it.
Then, they forced me to later when I wanted something new. If you want this (app, link, whadever) you gotta use your Google addy. I don't even remember it, letalone the password. I've been emailing friends for, oh, twenty plus years, not long after that hideous AOL noise thingy, why, GMAIL NOW? A year later (teasing, but it did take probably two hours to get it).. I could use, open my Google, gmail thingy.
Six, seven, eight, I don't remember, months after using my Hotmail account, they want it again for something. So.......... thankfully, I'd recorded my gmail addy and password, logged in.
Or, so I thought.
Sorry. Your Gmail is full, can't open. Another year (three hours) trying to figure out how to delete emails. But, howinthehell are you sposeda get any visited too long relatives outta your house if you can't even get in the door to let 'em out?
Sorry, you're going to have to pay $1.99 a month for Google Gmail, it's full, storage costs.. That's funny! Next thing ya know we'll have to pay for water in a bottle, or, air at the gas station. I call BS, but I dunno who to call it to? DO NOT PASS GO, FER SURE DO NOT VALET PARK IN BOARDWALK OR PARKPLACE (WE, GOOGLE, MONOPOLY, OWN 'EM BOTH). GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL. FORK OVER YOUR CARD, EXPIRATION, CVC THREE DIGIT NUMBER, AND ZIP CODE, then you can have that app from Google Play (and that get outta jail free card.)
No. Not No's, Hells No's. I won't pay. I'll find another way. You guys (Google) are POOPY.
A few months later........... I think I wanted to get the Royal's TV package...
OK (damnit) and here's my zip code. damnit darnit.
Back to Hotmail.
TV went out. Bought a new one. (Close your ears, yes, from WalMart.) Get home. Still undecided about stream provider, studying rates... Unpacked the TV, wanna watch regular channels until I decide. Not to worry, all Hisense TV's come equipped with Google Play (DAMNIT DARNIT, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE THEY'RE EVERYWHERE) you can decide later.
Finally, choose Disney, Hulu ESPN package (I'm a tightwad)... Just email us from your Gmail to get started. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, but I don't wanna. Sorry, haveta. Gmail, or, hit the road Jack.
Victor? WHAT? Oh, sorry.. This gmail thing has given me an emotional regulation problem, again, I'm sorry.
It's ok, but.......... BUT WHAT? Dangit, sorry again. You'd mentioned procrastination... about what?
Well, first off... I'm so worked up now, I think I just missed the trash truck. (That, is what I was procrastinating. and I'm pretty sure they just drove by.)
Well............ can you gmail the company, see if they'll come back by?
i think mebbe, I'll take a nap instead.
Procrastination, procrastinationIs makin' me lateIs keepin' me waitin'
(He'll never make it to the laundromat today.)
Bite me.
(Blogger's note... after rereading this, I think this is either my worst blog ever, or, next to worst. PLEASE email me with your take (Worst, or, next to worst).. at vicschultze............ hang on, I'll brb as soon as I find my gmail addy. $1.99 a month I might as well use it eh?
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