Aloha ay.. aloha ay... aloha oha ay... Sing it Leon!
How'dja like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
How'dja like to spend the holiday away across the sea?
How'dja like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
How'dja like to hang a stocking on a great big coconut tree?
Oh gee I dunno Leon. I love my easy chair, that I do.
"You'll shoot your eye out." No, that ain't it. I mean "You'll get sand in your buttcrack." Eww.
How'd you like to stay up late like the islanders do?
Wait for Santa to sail in with your presents in a canoe
If you ever spend Christmas on Christmas Island
You will never stray for everyday your Christmas dreams come true
Stay up late? Hell, that last time I saw the ball drop on Times Square I think Nixon was in office.
In a canoe? No reindeer? LEON! That's worse than the self checkout at WallyWorld!
Dreams come true? 64 year old blonde, rich, divorced, hard of hearing, doesn't speak English? Never happen.
How'dja like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
How'dja like to spend the holiday away across the sea?
How'dja like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
How'dja like to hang a stocking on a great big coconut tree?
The temps would be nice... coconut tree? No pine needles to vacuum? Then again, I'd have to microwave 3 tons of popcorn to string up that whole tree. What if a coconut fell and landed on a grandkid Leon? I'm kinda fond of Christmas trees that have a more bottom heavy shape like me.
How'd you like to stay up late like the islanders do?
Wait for Santa to sail in with your presents in a canoe
If you ever spend Christmas on Christmas Island
You will never stray for everyday your Christmas dreams come true.
Well, I don't have covered parking here. I hate longsleeves, pants. I suppose it might be OK if the women wore less. I wouldn't have to fly would I? Checking all the presents as baggage might cost more than the presents themselves Leon. Elevators? I don't do well on elevators.
I'm a ginger, could I get sunburn in December? (Life was traumatic as a child at the community pool when it was me, only, wearing a t-shirt.)
I wonder if Gilligan, the Professor and Mary Ann enjoyed it?
I do like pina coladas, not fond of getting caught in the rain, not a fan yoga, I have MAYBE half a brain... Makin' love at midnight in the dunes of the Cape? (Do they have pharmacies?)
All in all, it is tempting, but I'll probably stay here Leon.
It all comes down to that bottom line. (Sand in the buttcrack.) That would be grinding.
Love, Victurd
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