Hey Wiki, or.. Alexa... or, Simon Says, AI........ whoever....... Does the NFL play EVERY day?
Well, no.... There are games weekly on Monday, and Thursday, and Sundays... Oh, and the NFL has increased Saturday games as well, especially late in the season and around Holidays.
Oh, and the NFL has played games on Tuesdays and Wednesdays in the past due to circumstances... . Circumstances? Like, you mean a guy with a BIG slice of Cheese on his head having the shakes? Must we do away with Leash Laws and the inability to confine the Dawg Pound in the cages in Cleveland?
From Reddit, ribbit... "Been with a guy for the better part of the year (…after football season had ended). I knew he was a football fan. I didn’t realize he was a fanatic..... plays in 6 fantasy leagues.. .last weekend our time limited, he was 'researching and planning'... late for our dinner date, consumed with draft or whatever the hell it is. (Our date was to a sport's bar so he could watch football.) NFL TBC (that's fooooootball... to be continued)
Thursday, he went with friends to watch the game. Our spare time, he gets notifications on his phone damn near every 10 seconds. We must stop what we're doing. This Sunday, Monday... looking the same... 3rd wheel I am. Frustrated... feel unimportant... if I mention it, he might dump my ass for one of the girls he knows that actually likes football... TBC
I guess my question is, should we elope, have a big church wedding, or, a destination wedding somewhere?
Of course I''m kidding. "RUN FORRESTINA!" Her question to the Reddit ribbits, "am i being irrational... is there a healty compromise?"
Like any fill in the blank template conversation in social media... the answers were interesting.......
"The only time you can change a man is when he's a baby..... if he prioritizes this fetish he has over your relationship, do yourself a favor and get out.... This isn't about boundaries, you are overstepping your boundaries by asking him to change. Either he is for you or not.... 6 Fantasy leagues is absolutely preposterous.
Tell me again just how addicted he is? "He’d stop what the 2 of us were doing to deal with it. I’d say something and he wouldn’t hear it. I walked by him stark-naked just to get a reaction and he didn’t even look up."
And, like any ole average social media chain answer thingy, folks got huffy over those who did't agree with their opine, name calling happened, both sides frustrating....... I had to stop and listen to Ray Charles for five minutes, then, YouTube'd Tim Conway for another 5.
To be fair to both sides - many women love football. A good buddy gal I graduated with has had Chief's Season tickets for decades, has been to way more stadiums than I, and that includes Germany and a few Super Bowls. I have friends, both sexes, that have absolutely zero interest in football. Many couples enjoy watching together. It can even be a family thing.
Actually, NFL fandom is made up of 45% women - and, with all the Swifties now joining in, prolly fitty fitty.
Is that all Paul Harvey?
No. Ain't. "Woman divorces husband for booing Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl, citing it as a sign of lack of respect and care for her feelings."
Honey? Do you have anything to say before football season starts? (I'm kidding.) Tastes great... Less filling... We interrupt this marriage for football season.... The key to a great football season is to give wife a foot-rub after every touchdown.... A real woman watches football. A real awesome woman kicks her husband's ass in Fantasy Football...
HONEY? DID YOU WASH MY CHIEF'S JERSEY?
And so it began.......
Love, Victurd
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