Well shake it up baby........

Well, shake it up, baby, now (shake it up baby)
Twist and shout (twist and shout)
Come on, come on, come, come on, baby, now (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out (work it on out)
Well, work it on out, honey (work it on out)
You know you look so good (look so good)
You know you got me goin' now (got me goin')
Just like you knew you would (like I knew you would)

If you're old, like me... congrats.  We're lucky to be here.  Much. Much has changed since this song came out - yet, it seems like just yesterday (when our problems were so far away, eh?)

Well, shake it up, baby, now (shake it up baby)
Twist and shout (twist and shout)
Come on, come on, come, come on, baby, now (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out (work it on out)
You know you twist, you little girl (twist little girl)
You know you twist so fine (twist so fine)
Come on and twist a little closer now (twist a little closer)
And let me know that you're mine, woo

Dog gone, so much has changed.  Ringo is 85, Paul, 83.. of course George and John gone, Billy Shears never surfaced.

Victor?  Uh huh?  Where ya goin' with this?  Well, I admit to SHAKE being the key word.  See, I have this daily routine.  You gotta daily routine?  Guys? You shave before coffee?  Gals? You put on your bra before or after breakfast?  We support either decision.

Ah-ah-ah-ah, wow
Baby, now (shake it up baby)
Twist and shout (twist and shout)
Come on, come on, come, come on, baby, now (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out (work it on out)
You know you twist, little girl (twist little girl)
You know you twist so fine (twist so fine)
Come on and twist a little closer now (twist a little closer)
And let me know that you're mine (know you're mine ooh)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now (shake it up baby)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now (shake it up baby)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now (shake it up baby)
Ah-ah-ah-ah

I bought this machine.  It's a huge part of my daily routine.  Spit it out Victor, what kinda machine?  I thought you'd never ask.  A vibration machine.  Oh, now we get it, the song "Shake it up Baby"... why didn't ya just do the Beach Boys "Good Vibrations?"

I enjoy that song, but how can ya beat the Beatles, the feel, the time, the happy, the lettin' loose, the joy... that, all that.  Back to the machine there Victor, 'wouldn't it be nice' if you could expound on that.

OK, TY.  I awaken, well before Here Comes The Sun (doo-doo-doo-doo)... A Day In The Life of Victurd includes (TMI) legs that hurt, legs that swell. SO, I bought me a vibration machine.  It's about the size of a Big Bertha Bathroom Scale (No, don't picture a nekked Big Bertha, 'twas a golf reference, a bit "Mega-sized" over regular.)  I went to Prime, ordered it from some outfit in 中國, got it in the nick of time before the price of tea/tariffs from 中國 set in.

I'm a tightwad, but you knew that.  It was like fitty bucks.  My daily routine:  feet hit floor (Woke up, fell outta bed)..  pee... coffee... VIBRATION MACHINE. WELL SHAKE IT UP BABY.  

It. Feels. So. Dadgum. Good.  I sit down, put ma' feet on it.  It comes with a remote control.  One button turns it on, there are 5, count 'em 5 varying degrees of how damn fast/hard the thing will vibrate.

10%...  ahhhhhh... kinda like a slow, deep massage.

30%...  as if the machine is asking me, "day of week?... prepared for the weather?  What's for breakfast? Good Day Sunshine.

50%....  I can't hear the TV, shouldn't hold coffee cup (it'd spillith over).. shake it up baby, wake it up mister.

70%....  Holy crap that hurt's good.  Ever have someone pound on your back?  Uh huh, except now it's your feet.  I'm afeared to touch anything metal for I may electrocute myself.

90%...  OMG.  My belly is in Misery as I peek down and watch it bounce from Iowa to Arkansas and back up and down again and again. I cAn'T rEaD, I cAn'T wRiTe, I cAn'T fEel, OuCh, DaMn CoFfEe!  I keep expecting Maxwell's Silver Hammer to come down upon my head. It's basically, VICTOR, GIT YO' FATASS UP!

So I do.  It's kinda hard to Act Naturally after all that crap, but eventually I do.  I highly recommend vibration machines.  Editor's note.  If you buy one, have complications, don't sue my little hiney. Blood/Turnip. Always consult your Doctor before beginning anything like this, or, riding a rollercoaster, having sex after 70, and.... pogo sticks are definite no no.

Well shake it up baby and have a fantastic day.

Victurd

(PS, I love you)