Top ten reasons Chiefs lost......

 

1. How can anyone expect us to catch the ball in THAT weather?

2. The golf carts ran out of gas.

3. Even though it's been knitted 87, this Era of Taylor is now old hat.

4. We can't expect Patrick to throw it and catch it too..

5. Heard some boos.. the fans are too Nagytive about our offense.

6. Clark forgot to purchase HomeOwners from Jake.

7. The Westport Flea Market (Best cheeseburgers in town) was closed for Christmas. Andy had to eat at the Awful Waffle.

8. That wasn't Andy, he was stuck in traffic. That was that guy that looks like Andy

9. How can we turn the table when Isiah broke it?

10. What do you expect, not having Toney?

11, For extra credit. At the end of the day, who's EB?

Love, Victurd