Harmony in a World of discord........

Victurd, we wanna see how you wiggle yourself outta this one......

I was kinda thinking the same thing........... ie, in life.  Real life.

I played high school football. SO, you think you're so dayum smart 'cause you went to high school?  Were you a dumb jock?  Bragging?

Well, nah... I was leading into the Chiefs Super Bowl quest.  OHHHHHHHHH, Goodell's godkids eh?  The owners of, ALL the flip-a-coin Ref calls.. We (says every NFL employee) want the Chiefs to win - do you realize how much revenue Mahomes, Reid, Kelce - TAYLOR SWIFT, bring in annually?  She alone, enlisting her bracelet wearing Swifties, responsible for $330-$331.5 Million to the NFL brand (increased viewership, merch sales, fan engagement, yada).

But... but...  I was talking football.  Like, the game........  I've never liked football.  I ain't watched since that player strike.  Ya can't see the men's hiney's, gimme basketball any ole day.  Football is brutality, we got enough'a that in every day life.

Ahm, ok, nevermind on football.  Howabout taste?  Whadda ya mean?  You mean like the sensory system in us humans responsible for taste perception?  Mebbe.  Well I like it all.  Took me one'a them Facebook surveys, there tweren't a dayum thing on that list of a hunnerd I haven't eaten.  Patooey, not me, fish, huh uh.  But, have you tried it?  Get outta town clown, no, haven't, won't, take your Zebco 33 and go jump in the lake.

Hmmm...  When I grow up, I want to be a veterinarian.  You mean a vegetarian? Oh yeah, that's it.  No shooting Bambi, or clubbing the Chick-fil-A cow over the head with one'a them bullet hammers.  Kale, broccoli, parsley sage rosemary and thyme for me.  Gimme a cheeseburger please, I'm studying up on these Philly Eagles, taking a break and I needs me a cheeseburger.  I thought you said no football?

Train of thought, sorry.

I'll never take a train.  Hearda derailment?  Bumps in the road no matter what ya drive. My Maserati does one-eighty-five, I lost my license, now I don't drive. I have a limo, ride in the back, I lock the doors in case I'm attacked.

Song change............ GIMME  YOUR HEAD WITH HAIR........... you makin' funna me 'cause I'm follicly challenged?  This BETTER not be a BLOND joke, do you have any idea how much time I spend Googling after you tell one?  I want the Mahome's cut Mr. Barber........ NO FOOTBALL FOR YOU.  (Victurd here). SOME, not all, but some, old fart hair coloring jobs are like, huh uh, please don't.

Speakin'o farts, that's in bad taste!  Oh, let your blonde/brunette/redhead hair down, laugh a little.  Ain't  you never seena a little kid giggle over a fart?  Actually, I prefer to use the term flatulence, and I don't believe it has any merit on social media.

I LOVE tiktok, you wanna rassle?  Facebook is for loudmouths, gimme a good book any old day.  If one day, social media is reduced to simply anything, all, AI.. would it still be called social media?  You'll have to ask them, they know everything. You're forgetting Mr. Peabody, HE knows everything, having graduated Harvard, age, 3, Wagna Cum Laude.

I tire of this discord.  Let's switch to love please.  What's love, got to do, got to do with it? What's love but a second-hand emotion?  Love means never having to say you're sorry.  I love rock and roll... I think I love you...  The power of love... Everybody loves somebody sometime... Hey, you've got to hide your love away.. What's it to you WHO I love?  Stop, in the name of love...  Love hurts.... I know, I need an aspirin.

Occasional use of an aspirin is ok, but daily use could lead to gastrointestinal bleeding, that's why I take acetaminophen.  I usedto, but I got an itchy itchy rash.  Shuddup old lady.  HELP, I'VE FALLEN (HE PUSHED ME) AND I CAN'T GET UP?  Blog writer, WHY did it have to be a MALE that pushed her?  BRB, looking up the opposite of misoginist.... misandry..  you, you misadryist!

I've got a headache.. You live in Buffalo eh?  You sure them oysters were fresh?  Prolly from the bumps in the road..  nah, I bet it was from that crap music on tiktok/Facebook.  Lover joltya?  

You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello"

I say, "High", you say, "Low"
You say, "Why?" And I say, "I don't know"
Oh no

You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello"

Why, why, why, why, why, why, do you
Say, "Goodbye, goodbye, bye, bye"?
Oh no

You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello"

You say, "Yes", I say, "No" (I say, "Yes", but I may mean, "No")
You say, "Stop", I say, "Go, go, go" (I can stay still it's time to go)
Oh, oh no

You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello"
I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello-wow, oh, hello"

Hela, heba, helloa, hela heba, helloa, hela, heba, helloa
Hela, heba, helloa, (hela) hela, heba, helloa, hela, heba, helloa
Hela, heba, helloa, hela, heba, helloa, hela, heba, helloa...

I haven't the foggiest why I wrote this, and, I wouldn't blame you if I were the only one still here.  I do have a haunch, and that's it's because we're so damn torn now, nerves on end, whateverinthe hell that means.  Hatrid seemingly runs rampant, sadly, every day. I'm wimpy. I like light.  Fun.  Discord is poopy. No fun. No soup for you when I absolutely love Campbells Chicken Noodle (even the crap WalMart makes).  I run from arguments.  Victor, you can't run.  OK, I get up and waddle from arguments.

Hela, heba, helloa, hela heba, helloa, hela, heba, helloa
Hela, heba, helloa, (hela) hela, heba, helloa, hela, heba, helloa
Hela, heba, helloa, hela, heba, helloa, hela, heba, helloa...

Love, Victurd