Well... (That's a deep subject)..
Well, Jackie and Shadow are actually bald eagles. Happy ones. They live high up in a tree...
In Big Bear Valley.. which sets inside the San Bernardino National Forest in Southern California.
They, unwittingly, are the stars in the newest reality show.
Some time ago, I don't remember anything about Shadow and wearin' Bobbie Brooks, don't think she was..
Jackie gonna be, a football star? Play for the Eagles? Ahm, no.
The two were suckin' on a chilled herron outside the big trees... Shadow's sittin' on Jackie's lap, turns his beak out to see...
Jackie says "Hey Shadow, let's run off to the top of that shady tree."
Or, however it happened.
Love and herron, love and herron, go together like a horse and a carriage.. this I tell you brother, you can't have one without the other.
Shadow consented. They'd been flyin' down the road, tryna loosen their load... ie, wanted to Take It Easy.. you know, Eagles.
Plop plop plop, 3 eggs. Victor, you misogynist, you're gonna catch hell from women for that. Ok, lemme rephrase.
Her feathers in a dander, on end.. frantic, fear, OUCH, near hatred in her eyes, Shadow then pointed a talon claw at Jackie and screamed, "DAMN YOU! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" (Plop, plop, plop. .. or something like that.)
36 days later: Pip. Pip.
Gladys Knight?
No. Pips are baby pecks that put a small tear in the egg, as if to say, "Lemme outta here!"
Two, greeted the World yesterday. They are the cutest, ugliest, fuzziest damn things you ever saw!
So.. 24/7, they have a cam on them. I trust your Googling skills if you'd like to track them down. You can also look at my Facebook post just before this. (If it's dark-thirty, or, ya can't see the eaglets cause mom or dad are sittin on em, you can 'rewind' to an earlier hour.)
Could be too, ya just ain't into this. I get a peaceful easy feeling you'd simply prefer Sudoku, Fox/CNN, Judge Judy, Aunt Bea and Ope. I'm good with that.
But, Desperado, I could be wrong.. you and the Witchy Woman (MISOGYNIST! AM NOT!) might even wanna Take It To The Limit, drive over them Seven Bridges, get ya a California Hotel, or sumpin like that.. simply to see for yourself, what, you know in these days of Lyin Eyes, ya never know.
Wiki done tells me Bald Eagles ain't really bald. That's derived from an older meaning if the word, "white-headed."
"The sexes are identical in plumage, but females are about 25% larger than males." MISOGYNIST! AM NOT, THAT WAS WIKI!
Ok, I'll get out of your hair. I, personally, am fascinated by this, the cam.. and Eagles in general. They make THE biggest nests of any bird, impressive.
A little ditty 'bout Jackie and Shadow... two American Eagles doin' the best they can..
Forward by Joe Walsh, Don Henley, Glenn Frey, and two Eagle Scouts
Love, Victurd
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