Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Ahm, have you seen folks older'n us? Mebbe not real perty, not all, most.....Then we wouldn't have to wait so long For?And wouldn't it be nice to live together Well, didn't plan well, my SS check is kinda piddly, could help.In the kind of world where we belong? You talkin' CNN or Fox?
You know it's gonna make it that much better My hip would still hurt, I'd still have an itchy itchy rash... you'd prolly steal my Cinnamon Toast Crunch.When we can say goodnight and stay together I guess. My history ain't real great though.
Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake upIn the morning when the day is new? It's thataway already! What day is it? Do I still work? Uh oh, who'd I butt dial now?And after having spent the day together Exhausted, and, you hogged the remote.Hold each other close the whole night through No way. I snore like crazy, and.. I have a deathly fear of knocking the glass offa the end table that holds your choppers at night. I wear a path to pee at night, you'd never get enough sleep. Night Angel Puff Puff, I'll be in the spare bedroom.
Happy times together we've been spending What was your name again?I wish that every kiss was never ending Well, I guess that was perty nice. You didn't even mention my cig breath.Oh, wouldn't it be nice? Mebbe baby
Maybe if we think and wish and hope and prayIt might come true Is this song Wishin' & Hopin? Joel Olsteen, California Dreamin', or, Wouldn't It Be Nice? Baby, then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do I guess maybe we could get a volume discount on Tennis balls for our walkers... and, and... take advantage of BOGO at the Dollar General on Fixadent.Oh, we could be married (oh, we could be married) MARRIAGE? I'm getting the HEEEEEEEEBIIIEEEEE JEEEEEEEBIESSSSSS!And then we'd be happy (and then we'd be happy)Oh, wouldn't it be nice? Press 2 for Spanish....
You know it seems the more we talk about it I ain't talking about it, you ARE!It only makes it worse to live without it Without what?But let's talk about it Oh, wouldn't it be nice? Let me think on it, baby baby, let me think on it.
Goodnight, my babySleep tight, my babyGoodnight, my babySleep tight, my baby What was your name again?
By Henry and Opal Gibson
Love, Victurd
Stay tuned for Part II tomorrow. Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely (But in Spanish)
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