Who are you?Who, who, who, who?Who are you?Who, who, who, who?Who are you?Who, who, who, who?Who are you?Who, who, who, who?
Whar'd ya grow up? What'd ya do for a living? Did you live it up, or, were you a wallflower?
It is said, "The only time you can change a man is when he's a baby." Funny ha ha, OK, so let's say you're a baby.......... What changes would you make in your World?
If someone was in your shoes, what would you advise 'em to do? (Me, I tell 'em to get the hell outta my shoes... kinda picky thataway).
Do ya like good music... yeah yeah... Oh yeah? What kind? Do you jump up on the dance floor willingly or, are you simply a toe tapper? Do you sing in the shower? (Good gosh I hope ya got grab bars.)
Are you lonesome tonight? Where is the love? What's love got to do with it? Does your Fixadent lose it's flavor on the bedpost at night? Ever take an unintended swig outta the glass that holds your dentures?
How long has it been since you ........... ran...... jumped a brook.... tried a push up (and, no, not the Victoria's Secret kind. ) Are (or were) you an underwire person? (or, is that Victoria's Secret?)
Can you keep a secret?
Liar.
Do you remember your phone number as a kid? Locker combo? Did you ever buy an extra cinnamon roll? Piece'a pizza?
Are you a great cook or, a master of the microwave?
Will you move again? Did you move a lot? Favorite place? Do you miss home? Where is home? Ya gots more than one? Does your house have stairs? Do you mow your own lawn?
Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)I really wanna know (who are you? Who, who, who, who?)Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)'Cause I really wanna know (who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Have cats? Come when you call 'em, or, giveya onea them 'be for real' looks? Have dogs? Who let's em out... who, who, who, who, who?
Innie, outtie? Pub, Dem? Knit, sew or golf? Green thumb? Small thumb? (Don't answer). Why can't we be friends?
The last speeding ticket I got was in ...................... Ever sat in the back of a patrol car? Limo? Uber? Lyft? Rather go to a play, a movie or a ballgame?
Been in public and heard, "Ahm, your top is on inside out." Or, "Barn door is open." Do you get red? Take a lot to embarrass you?
How deep is your love? Have you ever seen the rain? Are you ready? Within 5 minutes, how long does it take you to get ready?
That stuff in your junk drawer. Ya think they'll keep anything outta it once you keel?
Any skeletons on your lawn for the little goblins to see? Any in your closet? Do you have your own Wiki page? Are you popular on case.net?
Where have all the flowers gone? Will it go round in circles? (Pervert!)
Ever tap a car pulling outta a parking lot, stop, look to see if anyone saw.. then take off?
I will never drink _____ again. I will never eat ______ again.
Have you ever wasted time on a stupid blog?
Do you have pants, slacks in your drawer that scream "Be for real, there ain't no friggin' way, EVER, again."
Are you proud? Happy? Smiley? Nice? Horny? VICTOR! Well, it is a condition, or so I've heard. Is your 8th grade yearbook, like mine, filled with the word 'COC' under some folk's pictures, and if so........ WHY IN THE HELL DID WE DO THAT?
Rather text or phone? Still gotta landline? Know the difference in a Blu-Ray and an XRay?
Would you prefer.... an office meeting, or.... AOL dial-up sound... or... the HOA's presidents knock on your door?
Upon my father's return from honeymoon, he mentioned to a buddy he'd married one of the Collins' girls. His buddy asked, "Did you marry the pretty one or the smart one?"
Would you be the pretty one or the smart one? Were you born with 'the spelling gene'?
Getting to know you,
Getting to know all about you.
Getting to like you ,
Getting to hope you like me.
Getting to know you,
Putting it my way,
But nicely,
You are precisely
My cup of tea!
And I'm forever grateful............ For real. Happy day,
Love, Victurd
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