The facts are in......... We're old as hell... but, we like to think... our brains are young...
I'm bored. Victor, like, that doesn't do anything for me.
Ahm, OK. Am I supposed to stop? Like, you know that'll happen. I did the Bueller thing because I happen to think the monotone voice of Ben Stein serves as the universal definition of boring. Who knew he had money?
I've spent hours, days, weeks, MONTHS.. (OK, thirty minutes or so) Googling "Things to do when one is bored." Ben fits because he's old, yet, it involves youth, and in spitea borned long ago, again, we are that, at least, in our imagination.
One guy said he super glued quarters to the sidewalk, then hid and watched.
Gladys Kravats sister posted a sign in her yard "Attention Dog Walkers!.. This lawn has been treated with Dihydrogen Oxide" which, is the chemical name for water.
I like "Senior Prank Ideas" because it includes both 'Senior' and yourthfulness... Right up our alley. (Don't tell no kids what an alley is.)
One class principal said 3 rules.. Don't break anything.. Don't break anyone.. The mess you make, you clean up......
So, they plastic wrapped the teachers cars... filled a teacher's room with balloons.. hid rubber duckies allover school... We borrowed three pigs from a classmate whose family owned a farm. We painted the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on the side of them, then, released them in the hall just before school started. Teachers spent the entire day looking for Pig #3.
Why, right here in River City (Liberty, MO) the Seniors hired a Mariachi Band to follow the Principal wherever he went, playing La Bamba to and fro.
We brought a camel in on Wednesday, Hump Day..... Our entire Senior Class slept on the Principal's front lawn...
With permission granted by the Superintendent... the entire Senior Class went to school at the Rival's school and vice versa. One'a the teachers walked in first hour... saw 30 kids she'd never seen before... went along with it... started calling them the names she thought they looked like. Second hour, new group, followed by a Local TV station camera man, reporter.
Don't know much about History....... Senior History class... the teacher got called out of class temporarily.... upon his return, there were 30 second graders in the Senior's chairs.....
Two dozen seniors in the high school parking lot at 6am, drinking from a keg of ROOT BEER they'd arranged to get from the local liquor store. Cops were called, funny haha.
The Sigma Nu's we like to live......... is the start of a song I'm very fond of. Oh the mems. Some prank 'highlights'?
Shave the left eyebrow of a brother off as he slept. Pour a bag of powdered sugar ontoppa said brother when he's asleep. Body heat will have it melt and he covered in goo in no time.
Set the alarm clock to 9pm when he's asleep at midnight. When it goes off at '6am' for his first class... he'll realize after his shower, on his way to the car it's still dark, and it's also only 3:20am.
Before you shave the eyebrow, pour the powdered sugar, set the alarm clock.. replace all the shampoo in his bottle with maple syrup. Brothers, in Sigma Nu united...
"Boredom always preceeds a period of great creativity." Robert M. Pirsig
I dunno Bob, I found at least some'a these boredom ideas as pretty creative.
Yawn time is Hawn time.......... yes Pup, I remember.
Love, Victurd
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