(Update... this really stinks. I know, most of em do That said, sometimes, hey, it's all I got I promise, before 2027, the Good Lord willing. I'll have a better one!)
Then, I figured you'd all undress me for writing about marihua.... marijua...marjua.. mari.. pot, And then I'd deny and say "NO! It's a natural high!" to which you'd probably reply, "Yes Victor, we can tell, we are pretty sure that's the cheap Natural Light stuff you drink? QUIT LOOKING IN MY FRIDGE.
So, insteada HIGH stories... say, we you aware one of my tall fraternity brothers.. in high school in Iowa.. hella basketball player.. they got tall corn up there.. remember "baseball Ray"? Well, this was Basketball Joe. His HS team was in the Tall Corn Athletic Conference. And....... he was. "ALL TALL CORN" First team!
I thought you said you "WERE" gonna talk about Tall, High, but decided to change.. Yes, will, did, but... afraid of heights? Me, nah.... ok, maybe some. In Chicago once.. buddy says "Hey, wanna take that fast elevator up to the toppa the Sears tower?".... Ahm, gee, good idea, but... I gotta pee... then, I'm having hunger pains, mebbe we should go eat.
And.................... thought I had one'a my grandkids present ALL mapped out.... Kansas City, a couple years ago, built this HUGE Ferris wheel thingy downtown KC a couple years back.. it's like $25 to ride.. but.. for Christmas they had a special, for $27, for one calendar year, ride as many times as you like! YES, I'll take three for my grands please.. Huh? Oh, no, that's ok, I don't need one... Then I learn, middle grandchild no likey heights. Eh, I get it.
So, thought number two was mix it up. Ain't life sometimes mixed up? Got loved ones, a couple, they take turns fixing "What she wants for dinner" then, "What he wants for dinner", then, they mix it up, have a night, "You eat/cook what you want, and I will do the same, my fav" I happen to love that. To each, his, her own.
Do your pets get the same ole same old Old Roy or the like every day? Would children, riding in your car, be shocked if they jumped in, you "head out on the highway" and, insteada Classic Rock,you've got Country on the dial... or even Old Country.... and wow, "Grandpa, you're playing Hip Hop?" Mix it up baby, it's what life is about.
Go different routes. Pull into different driveways at night jk Thinka new ways to say "Howya doin" to coworkers..... "Ya get laid last night Frank?" VICTOR. Sorry, kinda "It's December the month your wife skips ironing your shirts ain't it Hank?"
Cooking. Mix it up. Sitting our fat butts (VICTOR, speak for yourself!... I was/am).. fat butts in easy chair or sofa (mix that up too) mix up the remote. Variety. Checkout the Channel 4 news, you just might fall in love with onea them anchors too.
Glance at your closet. Drab? Spiff it up. No talent in that? Ask Sherwin Williams, hell they can help. Haircut? A bunch of 'em? Change it up. Grow it long. Howabout a beard? Life's hard, like concrete, mix it up.
CHANGE THE LYRICS TO SONGS WHEN YOU'RE OUT PLAYING GOLF, with, the same ole partner, at the same ole course, on the same day of the week... "Delta Dawn, what's that smelly sh*t you have on?"
Change your undies, at least every other day. Pick a different spot at the dinner table to sit. See who notices first. You suck at the Power Ball.. buy a Mega Millions, ya never know. I've not been everywhere like Johnny Cash, but, I've dang near sat everywhere at Kaufman Stadium and they're all fun! Same ole same ole season(ed) tickets? No sir, whisk me around the park. Anywhere except SRO. Best time ever (ok, almost, but twas fun) was behind the left-fielder.. the opposing bullpen between us and the field. Musta been twenty kids in our section and EACH and EVERY one of 'em got a baseball from the opposing team... pretty cool.
FIRST play of the game......... EVERY GAME....... Chris Jones, our beloved nose tackle, looks at the guy lined up across from him and then says, "Whatsup Fatty" (You can keep some fun things, yain't gotta change everything."
OK, I'll go. I'm gonna collect all this change on my desk... drive to Wendys and get THE best Chili eva'... Victor, you're sheltered. Surely. Mix it up a little. I DO. Sometimes "Can I have two extra crackers... sometimes three)..
"I stated mixing my real life stories into my stand up, and on stage it's much more powerful."
Anh Do (Gesundheit)..
Mixing humour and harsh reality is a very human behaviour, it's the way people stay sane in their daily lives" Jorge Garcia
DAD? I was taking my blue acne pill but I think I accidentally took one of your pills Will it make my acne go away and what IS that stuff?
Ya put the lime in the coconut and ya mix it all up.
Yesterday was PG. Gotta mix it up a bit. Sorry. Kinda.
Love, Victurd
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