What are your plans today? Nothin', whadda you gonna do?
Nothing days are among my favorites in life. My father, with good intent I believe, suggested at times I was a follower. He'd hand me a paintbrush and a bucket of paint, point to a room in the house, and make promise to pay me probably way too much to do it to it. I'd be ten dips into the bucket, a buddy's car would stop out front, gone.... I was gone. Follower. HAD to be involved, there, with, tag along, shotgun (seat) preferred.
Nowadays, I like nothing.
She tried to speak but nothing came out....... He'll stop at nothing to win.... She knows nothing about the plan... It costs nothing... There's nothing in my pockets... That movie was nothing special... I got nothing.
You don't do nothing around the house. That's a double negative. I went from 'I do' to nothing. The car came to a sudden stop because there is no gas in the tank, nothing. Gas can? I got nothing. AAA? Nope, nothing.
Not a creature was stirring. Psychology Today says "2 reasons to spend time thinking about nothing'. I wonder if they're hiring.
Otis drank, jailed himself, nothing an officer had to do. Barney, occasionally hollered for those around to "NIP IT, NIP IT", say nothing. Andy often parented with Opie by saying nothing, allowing Ope to come up with the right answer. Post Andy Griffith family meal cooked by Aunt Bea, nothing left on the plates. The theme music, nothing but whistling.
Much ado about nothing. (Today's climate?) All for naught. Next to nothing. Nothing to sneeze at. Nothing to wipe said sneeze. Eww nothings.
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. Socrates.
The cost of this blog, rightfully, nothing. The content of this blog, usually nothing. Nothing personal.
She was stuck in a nothing job. I wonder if they're hiring.
Bupkus. (I've never heard that, AI recommended). Zip. Nada. Nil.
"The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed." Eminem
Raise your hand if you've ever skinny dipped? WAIT, not quite that high. Ever been carless? Penniless? Mateless?... CAN. YOU. IMAGINE. HOMELESS?
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. 100% of short putts don't go in. Nothing but net. Every day, individuals wake up entitled to nothing. No one owes them anything.
Nothing. After loss, nothing and everything is painful.
Retirement. We all (Except Moffitt) live for retirement. The joy, quest, sanctuary of nothing. Then, we go to bed asking "Whereinthehell did all the time go?"
I now have an affinity for nothing days. You can call it selfish if you like, nothing would bug me if you did.
He went to pee. Nothing. Prostate checked recently?
Victor, really, nothing to write home about in this blog.... and... you forgot music, nothing about that......
Money for nothing. Nothing else matters. I found a site with 100 songs with nothing in the title. Nah. Nothing special about any of em.
I'll try to blog better tomorrow... Nothing promised.
Besides, I redacted all the really good stuff.
Love, "I know nothing" Sgt Victurd Schultze
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