State of the Union.........

Writing this, this morning....  I'll compare it to the guy having lunch at work in the cafeteria, sitting, visiting, laughing, joking with a coworker, female variety (happens to be exceedingly attractive) - and all of a sudden his wife pops in to surprise him and join him for lunch..  the urge (much like the feeling after writing the title) to say "It's not what you think!"

This ain't, red/blue... "you're an idiot".. "what are you, stupid?"  TASTES GREAT.  LESS FILLING.

Headache, vomit, upchuck (Victor, they're the same thing.... eh whadever).. No, no, no, not just no's, but hells no's.

 

Nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in political poo.......

Erection problems here in Kansas City..... (Victor?  Have you tried Walgreens? I keep seeing these ads on Facebook that "Walgreens is hiding some kinda ED meds that are like .97 cents a pill"... worth looking.)  Ahm, no.  The erection problem is WHERE the Royals will play in 2032.

The Chiefs followed the yellow brick road "over there"...  They (Royals) have discussed, KS, Downtown, KC North..but ain't decided.  I'll prolly be in an urn anyways, but, wanted to update you on our State of the Union. Frankly, I don't care, as long as it ain't Nashville.

In the meantime, my most recent project was a mail in campaign to the Royals BEGGING (complaining) because "There is absolutely NO place, in the Standing Room Only Area to put our beers down, no holders, no rail, no yada, zip."  It worked.  Thanks to our efforts,They're moving the outfield fences in, and as such, it will create 80 new Drinkrail spots. It was hard work, but nothing good comes from slackers.

Back to the Chiefs.  Next project, I'm suggesting a GoFundMe for them.  In spite of somehow hiding half of Patrick Mahomes salary, they are still HELLA over the salary cap.  Call it what you want.. ('Reach for Veach'...he's our GM...  'Reid's Needs'...  'Keep Patrick upright, I mean hell, he's got a bum leg now')

How many panels are on a soccer ball?

I'm trying to learn this crap before 650,000 soccer lovers from other countries invade our town for the World Cup games here this Summer.  That 650,000 is 120,000 more than live in KC now.  I canardly wait for $46 Coronas, and 3 for $99 tacos.

Thanks Google (32 panels on a soccer ball.)  Now I wonder whatinthehell is "EXTRA TIME? "Victor, as much as you abused your body over the years, your extra time started about ten years ago.  BITE ME.

The Chiefs have spent boo koo bucks to reconfigure GEHA Arrowhead Stadium to make it more conducive for soccer.  I don't understand, why would you reconfigure a stadium simply to appease some drunks?  Ya know?

Thanks AI. I guess 'Extra time' happens after a tie in knockout matches (Is this WWE or FIFA?).. an additional 30 minutes (two fitteen minute halves).. if still tied, then the game is decided by "penalty shots" HOLY CRAP? THEY SHOOT EM?  That's bound to bring ICE to KC... VICTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! STOP! You promised!  Oh yeah, sorry. Penalty shots are a one on one attempts to kick the ball into the goal. So, no guns?  No guns. Whew thanks.

I'm still learning soccer. I see they issue a Yellow Card for things like "taking off their shirt in celebration" (And Victor don't EVEN ask when/where are the Women's World Cup games, ya pervert.)  Guilty, I guess. Hell, ain't many years left, can a fella have some fun?

Actually, kinda proud, excited for the World Cup.  Even though it's an additional million plus stool flushes a day (lotta poop), hotels will be full from here to Joplin to Columbia to Des Moines to Salina.  We very much welcome the base camps of Algeria, Argentina, England and the Netherlands.  

SIDE NOTE.  As much as I gripe, complain about our Kansas City Star newspaper, the dudes that work there are the bomb.  If I see, read an article I highly enjoy, I email the author. 100% of the time, I get a very nice reply. Recently, I'd written an email to a Sport's writer who had done crazy research on the history of soccer here in KC... I do enjoy soccer and tease about it... but this guy's article had me sitting on edge reading...  I wrote and thanked him accordingly.

The day after everything went to hell in Puerto Vallarta, I received a very nice "Thank You" from the author of the above article.  It was written at 3:57am Pacific Time... I learned later (via KC Star article) he and his wife were stranded at the Airport in Puerta Vallarta.  I understand food was scarce, and at one point they were all forced out on the tarmac.  He never mentioned any of that.

The State of the Union?  Thankfully, most folks are really really nice, like the sportswriter dude.

I know, I need work on myself.  Ok, I'm off to learn about offsides, handball and accidental handballs.

Play ball... or whatever they say.  Fun, niceness should be our GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL GOOOOOOAAALLLLLLL!

Have a great day... I'm headed to Walgreens for............. ah...   cough drops, yeah, that's it, cough drops.

Love, Victurd