I told this blog "Done with Advice columns."
Sorry, taint.
Today is Saturday, March 7... who knows when I'll hit 'publish', throw it out there.... but in the meantime.. I'm gonna read the columns... open this back up... and enter some'a the 'superlatives'... or. 'descriptors'.... or, is it, 'adjectives?' (Love to write, never learned the right rules, or terms).......
Today..... Dear Annie.... "One of her brothers lives on the farm and is a slob"........ Dear Abby... "My husband vapes in our home and I have run out of ways to get this through his thick skull that it is unhealthy".... Dear Carolyn... "My friends think I'm stupid."
Today, happy Spring Forward, Sunday, March something or other..... no name calling but I thought Abby had a great line after a gal jumped outta one bad relationship, right back into a nuther... "I don't blame you for being scared and confused because there is something wrong with your manpicker."
It's Monday, March 9, howdy. First up, lady has a friend who very badly wants to be in a relationship.... thinks mebbe 'found the one', except...he's deathly allergic to her hound pooch. I won't giveya Dear Annie's advice... and it wasn't "Ruh Roh, RUN SCOOBY!"
And then it's Tuesday, 3/10... Speaking of weather... VICTOR? WHO, was speaking of weather? Oh yeah, sorry. Me. 80+ degrees here today. Followed by a monsoon tonight, then, mebbe Snow early next week, preceding, "You'll shrink your Shamrocks cold" if you go drink green beer the 17th. Victor, stick with ADVICE on this blog. K, sorry.
Wowzer, Dear Abby had a couple good ones today. Victor, you tell it, we'll decide if it's good or not. (Dear Abby.. I've got this one guy that keeps jumping, somehow, into my blog. If I chloroform him and Uber him to Saskaathewan (sorry, just figuring costs) is there a Tariff in place, and if so, how much is it?) Haha Victor, not.
The first was from a friend of a friend who (continually) uses her GoFundMe to supplement her SNAP, EBT, food stamps, yada.. .Abby said "Report her!".. the next was from a lady, married to the same dude fitty years, he wants "oh baby oh baby", she has ZERO interest. "I'm not interested in taking meds to 'enhance' me.. what's wrong with a man taking meds to 'unenhance' himself?" TBC
"Yes, I had a hysterectomy 20 years ago, after that, I lost all interest, yet hubby still has needs, some are met, some are not. It's now a BIG issue." She then told Abby she wants to peacefully sail thru the next ten years, if given that long, and ended with "Is it crazy to divorce over such and old age need for a man? TBC
I don't write Abby's answers, I just record them here. "Castrating" your husband is not the answer. If you two can agree on an arrangement that will benefit you both, it would be emotionally and financially far less disruptive than a divorce." Second thought, Victor, maybe you better stick to the weather. Bite me. OK, clicking 'save', we'll see what tomorrow brings, the Good Lord willing.
Hail, hail, the gang's all here, what the hail do we care what the hail do we care. Morning, Wednesday, March 11. Yesterday's boomers (no, not farts) cause widespread storms around our area, no tornadoes touched the ground thankfully, but a gazillion windshields in the area were battered by hail approaching baseball size. That'd wake ya up huh? (Stay tuned for Riley's Roofing and Sheetz's Shingles yard signs)
I ain't going into details of de tales today from Annie, Abby, Carolyn... some lady writing in "I'm the friend everyone calls when they need something"... she was sad, saddened by her own self being sick and crickets from friends to her texts, phone calls yada... then..
Abby had a lady (admitted bi) write, dating a guy for a year... considering moving in... maybe marriage... but... she has a suspicion he too is bi, so she was inquiring how to approach, could they make it, yada.... then,
Carolyn ... real life I guess.. Lady wrote in, a couple they run with (the hubby was best man in their wedding)... anyways. best man's wife had an affair (yuck)... things are ugly (between the married guy/gal.).. "Should we continue seeing them? Invite them to daughter's BD party?" My hubby wants nothing to do with the cheater, I'm a little more forgiving, should I talk to her?... OK, I liked. Details of de tale... Carolyn told her "Friends relationship issues are not your issues... unless you are part of the triangle, you don't have a role to play. Period.
OK, I'm gonna go ahead and post this today. If you have a gut feel STOP VICTOR, lemme know, otherwise, I may continue recording this crap. And, even if you say stop, I may continue doing so, ha. (You say goodbye and I say hello. hello hello.. I dunno why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello. hela, heba, helloa, hela heba heloa...uumpah uumpah chicky chicky uumpah.. OK OK, I'll stop that.
Just a song (note) before I go.......This all kinda reminds me of THE FONDEST POSSESSION of our family. My granny, recorded daily events in the margin of her Bible. "7 inches of snow, Jan 3, 1963"... "Preacher Howard came to visit today" 4/12/67..."Grandson Darrell, 3 years old, dialed his phone number today" 10/13/58...
Funny (not really) how much things change in fitty, sixty, seventy years? Here we are talking manpicker, illicit GoFundMe's, enhanced x unenhanced, castration, bi and bi, affairs... Maybe I should record this all in the margins of, like, the National Enquirer or something eh?
I'll be back, mebbe........
Love, Victurd
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