It's only words, and words are all I have, to take your heart away.
That's all well and good there Barry Gibb but what-the-hey does it have to do with ifs, ands and buts?
Jane, you igno.......... ahm, just that. Words are all I got to work with.
No ifs ands or buts. YES, ifs ands or buts because without em, I wouldn't have a blog today. You will not hurt my feelings IF you no likey, go right ahead and exit stage left, AND, don't let the door hitya in the BUT(T).
IF I could turn back time, me and Cher would look 30. Victor, she does. Bite me. If I were a rich man, I'd butcher it. If I had a hammer, I'd bend a helluva lotta nails, but, .mebbe I'd be a better shuffleboard player.
If you leave me now.. I'd be OK. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, sliced bananas, milk, mo' coffee, cigs, finish blog, then, Basketball Jones.
AND. Peace and quiet, pick and choose, knife and fork, pros and cons, salt and pepper, give and take, life and death, rough and tumble.... Bonnie and Clyde, Batman and Robin, Romeo and Juliet, Delaney and Bonnie, Meghan and Harry, Travis and Taylor, Ellen and Portia, John and Yoko.
BUT... yeah but... last but not least.. Chip Wilson.. close but no cigar.. slow but sure.. (My grandpa would fetch us across town to our Aunt's house, bouta mile and a half.. granny, in front seat, monitoring speed. 25mph zone.. he'd get up to 27, sometimes 28, "MAN!!! MAN!! YOU'RE GONNA KILL THESE CHILDREN!".. not about but, but, thought I'd include). .everything but the kitchen sink.. the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.. Chip Wilson..
BUT the dog ate my homework.. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday.. .Chip Wilson.. I haveta sleep in your bed mom, dad, there's monsters in mine.. but I haven't missed a day of school this week, and, I've got an itchy itchy rash.. I cannot help but wonder... but he is nothing but a fool... Chip Wilson.. I am but a common man.. (Drive a common van, but, my dog is a Miniature Schnauzer.)
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas. If frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their butts.
Life, me thinks, is all about ifs ands or buts. Woulda coulda shoulda. Right Chip?
VICTOR? Huh? Whothehell is Chip.. Chip Wilson?
Duh. He invented yoga pants in 1998.
IF I wouldn't have clicked this damn link, AND chosen to do something else, I'd have three more minutes of my life to do something worthwhile, you BUTThead Victor.
Ifs ands or buts. Three things tell the truth.. Small children, drunk people, and yoga pants.
Sorry, kinda.. Love, Victurd
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