Might as well.............. can't dance.......

A goal in life, would be smile.  If per chance that ain't your goal, just hop on the bus, Gus.  Drop off the key, Lee... and set yourself free. Which, is short for, amscray, waller elsewhere, WE WANT HAPPY.  Happy = smile.

 

Let's talk about sex.

 

No, wait, that ain't it.  Let's talk about dance.  Dance = happy.  Happy = smile.

 

I've noticed, there are two types of dancers.  There's those, like a doggy that's been couped up indoors for a few days (with the exception of "Go pee Fido... Back inside Fido."..)  So when the leash comes out (or, the band strikes up).. .They tug, pull, tain't nuttin' stoppin em..  I've seen a 12 lb Schnauzer durn near pull a 200+ lb fatman to the ground (yes, me.)  That's the group of people (dancers) who are up, EVERY time, when the opportune to dance arises, they then do.

 

And there are the wannabes.  Wannabes come in all shapes, sizes, dress, age, sex, yada, yet, just one level of alcohol, zilch/none.  They no can do (conform) to the "Dance like no one is watching"_... they might be afflicted, chair-bound, skeered, Nothing they'd love more than to get up and go, dance... yet, they can't.  Just can't.  So, they 'dance' in their chair. And, ain't a thing wrong with that.

 

The normal gravitational pull on a human suggests stand, sit, lay.  At least the wannabes don't hypnotically transfer from sit to lay... so, in their minds, they dance in their chairs.

 

Wiki say, dancing is a powerful tool for boosting mental health and well being.  It improves mood, combats depression, boosts brain function, fosters happiness and can even improves relationships.  ie, dance = happy = smile.

 

Victor, this blog is kinda, scratch that, definitely, dragging. This all ya got?

 

Bite me, and no.  So, for the up-to-dance-moments-notice (notice?) and wannabes: 

 

                                                                                                                                                                     Say, get up and dance to the music!
Get on up and dance to the music!

[A Cappella Break: Sly Stone, Freddie Stone, Larry Graham]

[Chorus: All, Greg Errico, Freddie Stone]
Dance to the music
Dance to the music
Dance to the music
Dance to the music (Hey, Greg) What?

 

I'm gettin' happier by the moment, nevermind that I just fueled up for $67.93, the Royals were swept by the White Sox, and, the check engine light just lit up again. 

[Verse 1: Freddie Stone]
All we need is a drummer
For people who only need a beat, yeah
I'm gonna add a little guitar
And make it easy to move your feet

 

Put this sucker on youtube, or Spotify, Pandora, something, just move, listen to it!

[Verse 2: Larry Graham, Sly Stone]
I'm gonna add some bottom    <- OMG
So that the dancers just won't hide

You might like to hear my organ, 

I said ride, Sally, ride, now

That OMG, bass. THAT RUNS RIGHT THROUGH YOU! .. if that don't get to your feels, check your pulse keep your eyes out for a defibrillator...  That's right up there with "Daddy sang Bass"...And Blue Moon's "Ba-bom-a-bom-bom, Ba-bom-a-bom-bom, Ba-bom-a-bom-bom, Ba-dang-a-dang-dang, Ba-ding-a-dong-ding, Blue moon 

[Bridge: Freddie Stone, Cynthia Robinson, Jerry Martini]
Cynthia (What?) Jerry (What?)
If I could hear the horns blow

Cynthia on the throne, yeah
Listen to me, Cynthia and Jerry
Got a message they're sayin'
All the squares, go home (Yeah)
Yeah, ooh
Listen to the voices

[A Cappella Break: Sly Stone, Freddie Stone, Larry Graham]

[Outro: All, Sly Stone]
Dance to the music (Ah-ha)
Dance to the music (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Dance to the music (Oh, now, now)
Said, dance to the music (Yeah)
Dance to the music (Yeah)
Dance to the music
Dance to the music

 

Victor, it's like that one lady from past say, "Not everyone is excited about your ideas as you."

 

Yeah, vely aware.  That said, I think the idea of dance holds water.  Some other suggestions..      Footloose... YMCA... Girls Just Want To Have Fun..  Dancing Queen.. and my personal fav, The Isley Brothers  Shout, Parts 1 and 2.

 

I REALLY dislike "Like I said"............ but,

 

A goal in life, would be smile.  If per chance that ain't your goal, just hop on the bus, Gus.  Drop off the key, Lee... and set yourself free. Which, is short for, amscray, waller elsewhere, WE WANT HAPPY.  Happy = smile.

 

Love, Victurd