Which, of course EVERYONE knows was by Question Mark and the Mysterians.....
Alex, I'd like "Song titles that ask a question for $200 please." Tain't Alex no more, may he RIP, it's that Ken guy that won big bucks on a contest some years ago... so here ya go":
What's Up? (Nothing but the rent............. well.... and ground beef... and... gas prices... minor stuff)...
Where's My Mind? (Depends on your age, sex) Little girls, Barbies. Little boys, Army guys, ballgloves.. Young moms: Supper, laundry, lunches for kid's tomorrow. Young dads: "Did you like those flowers I brought got you?" Middle age moms: Bunco, girl's night out.. Middle age dads: gutter. Old moms and dads: "We're not sure.... probably Depends."
Should I Stay or Should I Go? Life is short, go.
What's Goin' On? George Strait. Iran. That other Strait. Basketball/Hockey Playoffs. Baseball Ray. THE. WORLD. CUP. Would you like ICE with that Pepsi?
Why Can't I Be You? You don't wanna be.
Who Are You? Bond, James Bond. Dr. Roboto. My name is Slim Shady. My name is Forrest Gump. People call me Forest Gump. I'm Bart Simpson, whothehell are you?
Why Can't This Be Love? Please just Uber me to the Airport, my flight leaves in an hour.
Why Can't We Be Friends? 46. 47. Were you on that one cruise ship? I'm not a great fan or people.
Do You Want To Dance? Yes. No. Let me think on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning.
Where Did You Sleep Last Night? 64068. What's sleep? In the jungle, the mighty jungle.
Are You Lonesome Tonight? One time, in band camp........
Have I Told You Lately (That I Love You?) Just get me to the damn airport, and what's your badge # btw?
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Frank Zappa you are disgusting, and did they actually play that on the radio?
Do You Hear What I Hear? At one time, I did have tinnitus, but Mr. Miagi helped me get it out.
Why Don't We Do It In The Road? I KNEW I shoulda called Lyft.
Are You Ready? Wife "Five Minutes"..... Hubby "OK, I'm gonna go play 9 holes, back soon."
Where Does My Heart Beat Now? Well Honey, I hate to break it to you.. but, remember that boob chart we've been doing for years on the door facing?
Ain't That Peculiar? No, it's Raymore, they run together.
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight? Ahm, it's Fixodent, but, no, it doesn't.
Is That All There Is?
Something tells me I'd better not answer that. Besides, I'm leaving on a jet plane... and with diesel fuel what it is, don't know when I'll be back again.
Love, Victurd
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