OK, I bit. ie, I gave in. I listened. Twas a 30 minute video (I got twelve 'atta boy' points for staying awake. "Simple, easy things to do for folks after 70, to help make you happy."
1. First thing when you awaken, show gratitude. I am SO SO glad the Royals are in first place. They aren't? Well, at least the Presidential election is in November. It isnt'? At least that lady in Apartment #1 started using doggy poop bags. DAMNIT, I knew i shoulda worn shoes when I went to get a packa smokes outta my car. OK OK, thank you for this day.
2. MOVE! I AM! Can't you see me hopping to the dadgum bathroom to shower and get this friggin' dog crap off my foot? OK OK, when I get out I'll do push-ups.. or, maybe thumb circles, something. HEY, I found these elastic bands.. I'll do 20 of em... 2, 4, 6, 8...OK OK 1, 2, 3, 4............................
3. Spend time outside getting sun. Remember the trip to the car? OK, I'll ride my geezer scooter to get a six pack.... OK OK, I'll grab my 'you ain't breaking this one, 300 lb capacity lawn chair..........sit a spell.. BUT, I ain't petting that lady's damn dog.
4. Spend time with people. Touches. Hi Melissa, get that damn dog away from me... Hi Amed, yessir, Natty Light is perfect... OK, I'll text both nieces to tell them I love them and then I'll listen to how they kicked my rear in Wordle.
5. Keep your mind active and curious. I JUST got destroyed in Wordle...Curious.. hmmm.. why would ANYONE wanna work at Hamburger Mary's? I write a blog, there.. Stick that one up your Funk and Wagnall.
6. Simple, nourishing meals. Ow-ow-ow-ow, (<- supposed to sound like Horshack) WOW, I'm rolling to Cascone's, the BEST lasagna this sidea Armando al Pantheion! And, they have Modelo Negra, the best! Well, it is 20 miles round trip, and gas is $4.29 a gallon, maybe I shouldn't. Chili Cheese Fritos it is. I've got a medium size bag put away. No? OK, I've got a box'a thin mints stashed in the freezer. Just one (box) won't hurt me. OK, Kale it is. How doya cook that crap?
7. End the day with peace, not regret. OK. First, jumping on Facebook for a bit. Surely there's a good conversation or two going on... let's see.. here's one on DOJ slush funds.. .no?.. ..Here's a post by a single parent looking to see if someone can help.. that oughta be gratifying, you know, pay it forward folks. WOW, he said that? She called him WHAT? I might as well have Googled old Miller Lite "Taste Great - Less Filling commercials. OK OK. I'll give peace a chance... and I guess I don't regret not wearing shoes to the car.. 'cause, I decided after to go get a pedi.. Wonder if it still smelled?
SEVENTY is cinchy. I can hardly wait until 80... you honey?
Victor? Yes? You got divorced in 2005.
Oh yeah, sorry.
Love, Victurd
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