Vote for a kid......

If kids ruled the world there'd be a Dairy Queen on every corner, insteada QT, Walgreens, CVS, chicken shacks, check cashing places.

Bullets would be foam, bombs would be water filled balloons, Kool-Aid would happen after a nice game of Cowboys and Indians (enjoyed by both teams) . 

Hugs would be aplenty. Tears would be wiped away by emulation of mom and her Kleenex.

Ya wouldn't need cross examination or lie detectors, kids would tell (the truth) on themselves, and if they hesitated, big brother or little sister assuredly would.

Smiles would rub off... as would dirt on the jean knees, syrup on the elbow, and eventually, magic marker.

We'd understand life, ie, the writing on the wall.......... quite literally.

There'd be plenty of falls, pratfalls, skinned knees, misspelled words... but no hip or knee replacements, osteoporosis or dementia. Nothin' a little Mercurochrome, a few backrubs, Band-Aids, and a Big Chief tablet couldn't handle.

Mr. Bubbles would replace Epsom Salt. Love would smother hatred, discrimination, exclusion.

Laughing at the farts that come out of one's tush would replace "Stand your butt up."

There'd be no Facebook, Instagram, X, Snapchat, Tumblr... all, replaced by Red Rover Red Rover, send Jimmy right over, or, two tin cans and a really long string.

Dogs could take crooked walks off the path, jump in the tub withya, and have table scraps aplenty. Cats could, well, they could continue to do whatever it is they wanna do.

They'd get mad, but wouldn't carry a grudge 'cause they don't really know what that is.

Ya wouldn't need gingko, ginseng, Geritol, Boost or Ensure.  Their motors would start in first gear, quickly go to second, third, fourth... keep on keeping on, revving - to eventual collapse and a wunnerful night of sleep. (No insomnia, getting up 12 times to pee.)

Diapers would eventually come off as opposed to eventually put on.

They could sit Indian style, and pickup any scraps, debris on the carpet while they're down there. And, even get right back up easily.

Choo choo rails would replace handrails, ramps would be for skateboards, stairs would be for blanket and butt rides when there was no snow on the ground to sled.

There'd be no need for NATO, nuclear hot-buttons, Democrats, Republicans, CNN, FOX. The comics would replace the front page of the newspaper, four would be the maximum amount of letters in a crossword word, win/win, fill it in.

Dessert would move to the front of the order in a five course meal. You could use any dang fork you want, or, your hand for that matter.  Matter comes off.

War, What Is It Good For... Eve of Destruction... Under Pressure...  would never be played on the radio due to the preference of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.. The Wheels On The Bus, Old MacDonald Had A Farm, Head and Shoulders, Knees And Toes - Knees And Toes (and they could even demonstrate.) Worldle would NEVER use a word like QUEUE... E - I - E - I - O!

Just like riding a bike would literally be just like riding a bike.

I'm not kidding.

Er, I mean, I'm kidding.  Next election. Just imagine how fun the political ads could be..

Go.Vote. Don't matter.. be it for the Sundance Kid, Billy the Kid, the Cisco Kid, the Karate Kid, or some other Kid.

Drink the Kool-Aid, and don't worry about measuring the sugar.  It, life, would bound to be sweet.

Forward by Ralphie... Opie.. Dennis the Menace, SpongeBob, Pebbles and Bam Bam.

Love, Victurd