Saturday, December 2, 2023

A simple "Yes", "No", or, (Plead the) "5th"

 I enjoy posts where folks have a list and they check the ones they've done.. what they eat, how many States, Cities of the World they've been to, ridden a horse.. gotten a tattoo/piercing, etc..  I do, i really do.

I'd like your help though.  I think a list where the questions are 'funner' would be nice.  Helps me. (Not saying the below is fun, mebbe better said "not common questions", or perhaps "kinda outta leftfield" questions.) Can you help add to the list? Gracias.

  1. Ever run a stoplight?
  2. Munch on a grape in the produce aisle?
  3. Late to the bathroom?
  4. Kiss for the sake of kiss, ie, no feelings for?
  5. Eat a pine tree?
  6. Wash a load then realize you forgot the soap?
  7. Wear clothes after you've washed them but forgot to add soap?
  8. Participated in social media on the work computer?
  9. Lied? 
  10. Whiffed in golf, but tried to get away with assumption
    "that was a practice swing"?
  11. Lost a golf ball. Found a different golf ball, hollered "Found it!"?
  12. Looked in the cabinets, drawers in the bathroom of anudder person's house?
  13. Put the extra roll of toilet paper from the motel in your suitcase?
  14. Paid big money for a snorkeling cruise but, you missed the turtle finally surfacing and that big school of neon blue fish because you were staring at the lady infronta ya?
  15. Wish "Maybe" was listed as an option here?
  16. Left home and forgot your wallet, phone, belt, etc?
  17. Left home and forgot your teeth?
  18. Excitedly said "Thank you thank you!" after unwrapping a gift  you no likey?
  19. Paid with a $10 bill, given change back for a $20, and you were silent, left?
  20. Gotten mad at someone in Lane 1 at Mickey D's when you were in lane 2?
  21. Told someone, "You gotta booger hanging out?"
  22. Got 6 right on a social media quiz and typed "10 outta 10?"
  23. Thought better and went back and moved a post to trash?
  24. More than once?
  25. Formally introduced and forgotten someone's name ten seconds after you just heard it?
  26. Seconds into a story, heard, "Yeah, you told us that."?
  27. Told a 'white lie'?
  28. Called in sick, healthy?
  29. Been unable to see the white line on the highway at night?
  30. Wake up in the am and thought it was the pm, or, vice versa?
  31. Said "My phone died" when in reality it was alive and well.
  32. Told someone "Yeah, I workout 3 or 4 times a week" when in reality you have to Mapquest your gym it's been so long.
  33. Told your Doctor "Yes, I smoke a half a pack a day.""?
  34. Said, "I've got plans", then, you Netflix and chill.?
  35. Said "No officer, I don't know why you stopped me."? 
  36. Ding a door in the parking lot and act like nuttin' happened? (I know there are two 35's in a row, tried to fix, couldn't, sorry, kinda.)
  37. Said :"I just saw your message" when in reality, you saw it 6 hours ago? (Damn #35!)
Lemme know! Love, Victurd

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