You can get anything you want................

At Isabella's Restaurant.  As far as I know, there ain't no Isabella's Restaurant, I was simply looking for (and Googled) "beautiful names for Senorita's" and Isabella was the first to come up.

You can get much here at a restaurant.   Victor?  Where the hell areya again and why should we really care?  Eh, agreed, prolly shouldn't.... I guess, if you wanted, we can talk Biden/Trump... Stock Market 'tastes great', yeah but look at the price'a gas, hamburger 'less filling'.  Or, maybe we could talk Gaza.. Ukraine.. Russia.. or howabout Mr. "I'll Be Back" (at 2pm)'s watch selling for $294K.  Yeah?

Yeah, me neither.  Back to Alice, er... Isabella.  Right here in River City... no, that ain't it. We're in Puerta Penasco, Senora, Mehico. 

But first... (But first is going forward...  butt first would be turning around and going bassackwards.).. But first, ya gotta get to Isabella's. So ya gotta drive.  It is warned, STOP, REALLY STOP at the Stopsigns (them 'Alto' things below.)  They are, can be, dayum hard to see.  Have graffiti allover 'em. Even hidden.  (Uh huh, one was RIGHT BEHIND a telephone pole.  I cabrito you not. (Cabrito means 'kid. '....   Ríete, quédate un rato, deja que tu hairíete, quédate un rato, suéltate el pelo means laugh, stay awhile, let your hair down).

See, that second one is kinda hard to see, Si?  One more thing on Alto.  There are ALSO traffic lights at some intersections, ALONG WITH Alto signs.  (I know, me too, if it weren't enough for the language to be confusing, they go do that.) Sooooooooooooooooooo.... if the light is GREEN yain't gotta stop even though there's an Alto sign.

Soo............ once inside Isabella's...  no, wait.  Sometimes they got 'hawkers', yeah... people that wave you into the joints. In their defense, the recent Port Of Entry closing (and since, reopening) has really hurt business.. every car pulled into whatever restaurant helps.

So...  ya sit down, then ya gotta pee.  At least I do. Always.  So... Day 1 I learned "El Bano" (should have onea them squiggly things on top, pronounced 'L bahn-yo'.  So, go pee.  Many fun signs in many places. 

Some are funny haha.. Like the two below, from a pickleball joint.  

Some, make fun of us old Gringos who gotta pee REAL bad......

They say............ sometimes the sewer systems, infrastructure, don't get the same attention, funding, that we gots here in "Merica... so... they no likey you flushing paper down.. so, ya toss it in the trash can next to the Juan (that's John, don'tya know).    eww huh?

And........... earlier, we mentioned that Arnold guy...  somea their "Juans" ('member? that's John).. Somea their Juans have pedals, you gotta step on 'em to flush.. .you know, pump you up, or down, as the case may be. See the pedal pump to the right?

Also, not Alto, but also.. they too have funny ha ha signs like we 'Mericans do too.......

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I'm kinda tired now.  I ain't IT literate.  This took me two weeks to do. I wanna go look at Sea now.  We'll talk about Isabellas and the choices later.  Most joints have a menu pointing out the 'Merican foods and, Mehican choices too.  Strange, I am.  I drive 1450 miles (Ok, you're correct, I RIDE 1450 miles) to Mehico and I order 'Merican.  HEY, no arguing here!  This is a vacation!  We not wanty stress...  Joe/Donald.. nuh uh... but too, they have elections here so they prolly argue too.  (With every fourth business being a farmacia advertising Viagra, they prolly got erections here too.. or, 'get' erections, I guess.  Uplifting huh?

Siesta, then balcony to see Sea, Si?

Love, Victurd