Does a bear....... Ahm, what do you think?
Is the Pope........ (A common rhetorical question, used to mean an emphatic yes.) Used to? I mean, like, I used to weigh 40 lbs less? The Pope used to be.....?
Naughty or nice? Yes......
Have you ever failed a CAPTCHA test?
Buehler?
The hell is CAPTCHA? Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart, ie, are you a robot?
Is Mr. Roboto real or made of Styx?
How was your weekend Bernie?
Would you go to WalMart wearing what you're wearing now?
Would some people go to WalMart wearing what you're wearing now?
Ever pulled up to the speaker in the outside lane at Mickey D's... you wait...silence... the person on the inside lane finishes ordering, pulls up.. silence.. the next person on the inside lane moves to the speaker.. you hear (the speaker on the inside lane) "Hi, welcome to McDonalds will you be using your mobile app?" and you go ballistic? Me too.
Toilet paper over the top, or under?
'Things I've used when I've run out of TP' for $100 Alex.
What things?
(I've counted........ 26 sentences without breaking out in one song. Whatsup with that Alex?)
Do you believe in magic? How deep is your love? Do you hear what I hear? What's your name? Are you experienced? Does anybody really know what time it is? Do you know the muffin man? Do you feel like we do?
On Frampton's Do You Feel, should they have used the CAPTCHA test? Was it Peter? His guitar? AI? Mr. Roboto?
Yes Mr. Carlin, your beard is weird.
No Mr. Gibbons I never have.. I much prefer Mulberry, Maple or PawPaw trees.
Have I really sat here (and not gotten up or clicked the X in the upper right corner) through 20 of these stupid things?
Uh huh, have. Missouri is a 21 State, may I see your ID please.
Why do fools fall in love? Can I get a witness? Do you want to know a secret? Why don't we do it in the road? (Ask a squirrel)..
Mr. Trebek, not really. The rain in Spain falls mainly in the mountains and north of the country, not in the plains. The song lyrics are translated into Spanish as "Rain in Seville is a wonder" (La lluvia en Sevilla es una maravilla), which keeps the rhyme of the original version, but it speaks of Seville not of the plains. By George they missed it. Sorry Julie, Higgins.
Think it'll rain?
Albert Hammond? You and your "It Never Rains In Southern California" are NUTS! It pours! Man it pours.
If life rains on your parade, pucker up buttercup. Thinka the poor street cleaner sweeper uppers having to deal with all that runny horse manure......
Did it really nave no name? Should we run a CAPTCHA test? Nah, that America song was a buncha horsesh*t. (Sorry. Kinda.) It was Flicka. My friend Flicka.
Are you lonesome tonight? Why can't we be friends? What's love got to do, got to do with it? How much is that doggie in the window? PATTI PAGE! You should be ashamed! Go to a Shelter.. Call a Rescue.. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. no.. that ain't it.. I mean the ASPCA, it's fun, go there.
Is that all there is?
Uh huh, it is Peggy..... Crazy, ain't it Patsy?
A life that's cohesive ain't guarandamnteed to be fun.
Love, Victurd
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