Tuesday, July 16, 2024

All Star 'Pong"........

Don't let old farts fool you.  If they say, "The All Star Game brings out the little kid in me" what they are really, really saying is, "the little kid in me never left.'

Smashmouth says:

Well the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Last night mebbe seven of us 12 year old (acting) sexagenarians and septuagenarians  gathered to cheer on Bobby Witt Jr in the Home Run contest.  Ya mebbe had to be there, but, twas fun.  C+ M+ brain never knew sexagenarian is a 60 to 69 year old person and septuagenarian is a 70 to 79 year old person.
So much to do, so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streets?You'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glow
Shine?  It's the old Tonto and the Lone Ranger are out camping story.. asleep. Tonto wakes up, taps the LR on the shoulder.  "Look up, what do you see?"..  LR says "I see millions of stars, potentially billions of planets...I see Saturn is in Leo,.,, I deduce the time is approximately a quarter after three, and meteorologically I suspect we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." Tonto replies "You idiot, it means someone stole our tent."
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the mold
"They invented the All Star game for Willie Mays."  Ted Williams
Whenya stop and think about time, it being fleeting:    
"It's a mere moment in a man's life between an All Star Game and an Oldtimer's Game."  Vin Scully
Generic is boring. Generic is boring. Generic is boring. Generic is boring. Generic is boring. Generic is boring.  Generic is boring. 
Why back in my day, when they announced the players in the All Star game, they ran out one by one, stood on the baseline.. it was a thing of beauty... the reds, the blues, oranges, easy to pick out your hometown hero as, they all wore the uniform of their team.
Now. Generic is boring. They (all) wear American League (or National League) All Star Uni's, ain't no distinguishing which team.. patooey.

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