60 minutes. (I always hear that ticking after reading 60 minutes.)
It takes (circle one: a man/a woman) an hour to get ready. MISOGYNIST! AHA, thanks for your help with the correct answer!
I can't see the gosh darn white lines on this road. It will be SO good when the sun comes up in an hour. (SO GOOD.. SO GOOD.. SO GOOD.. right Neil?)
Hour......... An hour (symbol: h; also abbreviated hr) is a unit of time historically reckoned as 1⁄24 of a day and defined contemporarily as exactly 3,600 seconds. There are 60 minutes in an hour, and 24 hours in a day.
I was gonna relate what Wiki said about the etymology of the word hour, but, it was boring as hell, took me an hour to read (remember C+, M+) so, didn't, won't share.
'When you're are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." Albert Einstein
"Sir? (or, "Ma'am?) We've been waiting an hour for our food!"
Man-hour: What a woman can do in ten minutes. FEMINIST! AM NOT!
Rush hour... it's onea THE BIG reasons why I retired. The last 20 years, same gosh darn 35 minute commute, dodging 90 mph crotch rockets, rain, snow, hail, dark, tailgaters, fellow geezers.
Credit hour. I remember I needed a certain number of 'em. Had me some redo's, but, eventually gathered enough. They called it a BS or something like that. Figures.
Lunch hour. I have seen new hires leave to eat, ne'er come back. When a sale's rep would take us to lunch (was rare) we forgot what an hour was. Heck yeah! Oh, and we'd like to go to Jackstack BBQ perty please.
Early morning hour (Oh dark thirty).. This is where I, and fellow goofy insomniacs, jump on Facebook, post, stupid stuff. The farmer, who's been toiling in the field two hours prior, will laugh at it later.
Witching hour. The hour after midnight, when witches and other supernatural beings are thought to be active. Go right ahead, have your fun... I am geezer, hear me snore.
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. That still on TV?
Hank was paid by the bale. He tossed up 963 of them suckers in an hour. Charlie was paid by the hour. He managed to load 17 of 'em, text his gf 7 times, buy some new skivvies on Amazon, drink 4 bottles of water. Hey, it was hot.
Peek hour (not to be confused with Peak Hour).. Peek hour is when snotnoses play Marco Polo... or, count to a hunnerd with one eye closed to begin a game of hide and seek. Cheatin' lil doogers!
Amateur hour....... karaoke anywhere, anytime.. New Year's Eve.. Slow Pitch Softball.. Golf (3 hrs on a par 3 course, 5 on a regulation course). Snotnoses petting at the drive in. Putting on a new Serpentine belt - from experience.. "30 minute job".. 2 amateur hours for me, don't laugh, tweren't no bolts left over.
Victor, this is dragging. Feels like I've been reading for an hour. Oh yeah? Well, here's what I would do if I were you. I'd run upta your honey, say, "Let's chase each other 'round the room tonight.. and play the games we played on our wedding night", then, go takeya onea them damn pills.. read my damn blog for an hour. Presto.
24 Hour Fitness..... (Me with a box of thin mint Girl Scout cookies.. 'cept, it don't take nearly 24 hours fit'n'this in my mouth)
One Hour Photo. Akin to dialin' a tele'. The KMart bluelight special. Hi, welcome to Blockbuster may I help you? ALL, confusing to Gen Alphas and prolly Millennials, Gen Z folks too.
Disgruntled worker Wilson.. picketed, refused to work, do anything, until.. The Midnight Hour.
How long (how many hours) will food last in the fridge when there ain't no power. "When in doubt, throw it out." Ya seen the prices at The Piggly? That advice don't help.
"Each human being has exactly the same number of hours and minutes every day. Rich people can’t buy more hours. Scientists can’t invent new minutes. And you can’t save time to spend it on another day. Even so, time is amazingly fair and forgiving. No matter how much time you’ve wasted in the past, you still have an entire tomorrow.” (No idea who wrote it, and if you think/thought it was me, HA, you ain't had enough hours of sleep.)
A look at life, ain't necessarily all 'bout hours............ roughly 80 years on Earth.. that's 26 years sleeping.. an additional 7 years TRYING to get to sleep.. 13 years at work.. 11 years looking at screens.. 4 and 1/2 years eating (hell to the yes!).. Social Media, 3 years.. 1 year, 4 months exercising (Funny man Victor)... 1 year, 30 days on Romance.. brb, looking up Romance...
Getting ready: Women 136 days, Men, 40 days. MISOGYNIST! BITE ME, I just copied and pasted!
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