Ike and Tina? Tossing and turning? No U-turn? No, that ain't it..

To everything turn, turn, turn
There is a season turn, turn, turn
And a time to every purpose under Heaven

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep

Yeah..,, the Byrds..  Another dadgum 1965 tune, which,  delights me...  I know that don't do much for you..  but... Oh well (<--a song for another day)

A well don't you know, about the Byrds, well evvvverybody knows, about the Byrds.. a well Byrd, Byrd, Byrd is the word....  Formed in the 60's, much turnover. As in 11 different members in their short career.  Many members, turned their talent to other bands... ie, Crosby Stills Nash Young, The Flying Burrito Brothers (Parsons, Hillman), The Desert Rose Band, Hillman again.  Boring Victor, turn to sumpin else.

To everything turn, turn, turn
There is a season turn, turn, turn
And a time to every purpose under Heaven

A time to buid up, a time to break down
A time to dance, a time to mourn
A time to cast away stones
A time to gather stones together

Don't forget to turn in your vote today.  Remember, you gotta select your Party of choice.. have any of them ads turned you to the udder side?  Have any of 'em turned your stomach? Madeya turn the channel?

To everything turn, turn, turn
There is a season turn, turn, turn
And a time to every purpose under Heaven

A time of love, a time of hate
A time of war, a time of peace
A time you may embrace
A time to refrain from embracing

It's MY turn. No it ain't. Right turn on red. U turn. (U know, U know, U know my name..it's Victurn!).. 

Turn the tables.  What election ads hope to do.......or... what waiters and waitresses hope to do..........fast.

When someone's back is turned.  Good gosh I hate that.  Turnabout is fair play... say... did you hear about so-and-so?

To everything turn, turn, turn
There is a season turn, turn, turn
And a time to every purpose under Heaven

A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rain, a time of sow
A time for love, a time for hate
A time for peace, I swear it's not too late

New teacher... Was giving an assignment in class one day. Big assignment, so, turned, reached high up on chalkboard. Giggle from a student. She quickly turned, "What's so funny Pat?"... Well, I just saw one of your garters.  "Get out of my classroom, I don't want to see you for three days."

She turned back to the chalkboard, realized she'd forgotten to title it. Reached WAY up to the top, did so.  An even louder giggle.  She turned, "Billy, what's so funny?"  Well teacher I saw BOTH of your garters.  Exasperated by now, punishment, more severe.  "Get out of my classroom! I don't want to see you for three weeks!"

Embarrassed, she drops the eraser as she turns around.  She bends to pick it up.. A loud belly laugh happens.  She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.  "Where do you think you're going?"  Well teacher, from what I just saw, I  figure my school days are over.

That was pretty lame Victor.  You think allofasudden my stuff is gonna turn funny?  Ahm, no.  Me neither.

Dizzying turns, Olympic gymnasts.  That one pole vaulter, lost his turn when a body part knocked the crossbar off.  Turns out, that led to 7,464 'Likes' on his POF account.

Nascar. Left turns. Prisons. Wrong turn. GPS, ensuring right turn. Book map. The hells that?

Fine, youthful skin turns to wrinkle.  Boobies (MISOGYNIST! AM NOT) and bellies, turn to closer to the ground as time goes on. It's the male cardinal whose feathers turn into the beautiful, vibrant, red colors. (MISOGYNIST!  CHIRP!)

And now.........it's Judy's Turn To Cry..   Cher, thanks to some nice Doctor work, kinda has "If I Could Turn Back Time."

As The World Turns.

We woke up. Another turn.

Turns out, maybe this wasn't such a good idea for a blog after all.  Sorry. Gimme another turn tomorrow?

Forward by Ted, Kathleen, Ike, Tina, and their sister Stomach.

Love, Victurn