Saturday, January 11, 2025

Smooth...

Smoothie. Wedgie yes, smoothie, no, ain't never had one.

Life, I spose, is better when smooth.  Smooth sailing.  Sitting beside a lake, there ain't no wind, glasslike. Calm, yum.  Just does something appealing to the innards.

Victor, no bumps. Positive, smooth. Satin. Glass. Jelly. Tomato. Paper.

Satin is smooth?  Sounds hot, bumpy bubbly to me... and glass?  Paper?  CUTS!  Hey, this blog is about smooth.... chill kemosabe, we're talking smooth today..  chip chip cherio!

Smooth as a baby's bottom...  a cue ball... a bald guy? Sure! Why not!.. oil... velvet.. ice.. porcelain..  whipped cream... pool table... 

A marble. I once knew a wise guy that would offer "He/she, sharp as a marble." Baby swallers a marble... i reckon you sit by that smooth bottom and wait it out.

Happening without any sudden changes, interruption or difficulty.  Our flight was smooth.  Our marriage, basically, has been perty smooth.

Tasting pleasant.... coffee, yum.  many say burgundy, bourbon, fine as wine... 

Complexion.  Is there anything more appealing than a beautiful (or handsome I reckon) complexion?  I winged a comp recently at a lady... Clumsily said "skin"... meant, beautiful complexion..  she didn't swat me so I guess I was ok... she also mentioned "As much as I spend on it".... I too think genetics plays a huge role.

Blend them mashed taters 'til they're smooth........ really smooth.....

Smooth talker... very polite, confident, able to persuade people, but in a way that is not sincere... NO, please NO, say it ain't sooooo-Olsteen. VICTOR!  We are here for smooth.. relaxation... play that classical music white boy...   HEY, HE was the one that wouldn't let hurricane victims in his big shrine... OK, I'll behave.. .things will be smoother. PrOmIsE.

Smooth over...  smooth something out... 

We all... all... drive over, into potholes.  Naps lend huge wrinkles to our face... As do time, finance, wind, rain, sleep, lack thereof, loss, illness, tribulations of fellow man, woman... golf balls find their way out of bounds, into creeks, lakes.  Even with GPS, we can get lost.

Tis said, bumps in the road no matter what ya drive.

Much........ much goes into a smooth life...  Victor, is THIS where you preach?  Oh no olsteen.. justa observation or twelve.

Kindness. Smile.  Compliments.  Touches.  Notes that have few words but have a ton of wonderful impact. Embrace.  Saying, when saying needs said, and... the ability to know otherwise, when not to say.

Much, much makes things smoother.  Onea them dry wall thingies.. an iron...  a heart to heart.. sometimes it's as simple as "I'm sorry" and "Me too" can be.  Hugs, tears.  I love you's.  I've missed you. 

Smoothness, like life, can be easily interrupted, changed.  I reckon that's why we oughta appreciate it, note it... when things are smooth.  Some things, past, can never be smoothed over.  Maybe that's not inclusive for us all..  I guess best we can do is not repeat the process...

I, we, have soooooooooooooooooo many friends that are so doggone smooth.. ripples, hailstorms, don't cause em to bob much...  I think it's ok to envy them.. .mebbe try to emulate them.  Thank goodness for the smooth people in life..  they make our own layout that much smoother...   a good boss... a good friend... a wunnerful BFF... THE perfect mate... 

PB&J.  Creamy peanut butter (I'd put some peanuts on mine, tyvm!)... A Modelo Negra (ifn's you enjoy an occasional beer, try that one.  Smoooooooth)

Smooth as a cheese grater..  huh?  Oh, OK, I guess..   the course of true love never did run smooth (yep, and a gained appreciation for those times it IS running smooth... ).. 

Smooth is beautiful.............. like you.

Love, Victurd

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