Storm, 64068

If you didn't grow up in Liberty, MO... turn left here as it ain't gonna make a hill'a bean wortha sense....  thanks, seeya after all this crap melts......

Danger danger, warning warning say, congruently, Fred Broski and Dan Henry......

Stuff to do before long sequester.......

Drive to Antioch to getta WHB 40 Star Survey... we simply cannot go two weeks in a row without knowing who, what, where when of this English invasion is no matter Johnny Dolan's take.......   take your slot car, you got time for twenty or thirty laps... Can we roller skate too?  No, not enough time, besides, the rink is now a library, it ain't here no more.  This whole place will prolly be gone by the time we're old.  YOU'RE CRAZY!  This, is where THE BEST SANTA IS, and will always be!  You still believe in Santa?  Yes... and everyone should... forever.

Wanna go to see the funny toys and games at Spencers?  Nah, but let's swing by Grants to get onea their yummy hot dogs, then once we get back to Liberty we'll checkout Mattingly's basement....

Hey, let's go home the back way and look at all the new Mustangs in the Ford Claycomo parking lot... we can dream a bit.....    Dream heck, I gotta pee!  Not-to-worry, we'll go to PN Hirsch next!

Wanna bowl a game at McBowl?  Sure, we got time..  GOOD, I'm getting a 300 burger... You JUST had a hot dog?  Who ain't got room for one'a Lovie Houston's 300 burgers!  THE BEST!  Did you see our buddies at Schoeller's helping folks with groceries to their car?  Yeah, I wonder if they'll stay open thru this thing......

I'm about out of cinammon oil, we gotta swing by Breipohls so I can get s'more.  Got plenty'a toothpicks? No tellin' how long we'll be couped up.. Yep.  I would kinda like to go to Beggs to get a vanilla phosphate, you can't get them suckers anywhere else ya know?  Sure, then we'll swing by Kelso's, mom wanted us to bring a couple pizzas home to freeze for the storm.

First, let's go in Boggess and play the "I need a 4 inch long 1/2 inch hex bolt" game with the ladies in there... Nah, that's old... and besides, they alway walk straight to the right drawer.  Are our pizza's ready?  Can we get a pitcher of beer?  Funny haha, come back when yain't got them FFA or letter jackets on......

We need some gas... everyone chip in a quarter, we'll go thru Co-op.  Hey, Hi Snoozy!  Two dollars regular please Sir!  Make sure that's enough gas to get us thru the weekend... remember, tomorrow after it snows we talked about going and parking at the Robo Car Wash so we could laugh at people when they try to get up the KooKoo hill...  Ahm, I don't think I'm gonna be allowed to take the car out tomorrow.... yeah, makes sense........darnit.

We're prolly gonna have to walk to Jewell to go sledding....... I CAN'T WAIT.. nightly, I've been putting candle wax on the blades of my Flexible Flyer, shoot, it's gonna be awesome and I bet I might make it from Jewell Hall to as far as Lightburne Street on the first run!  Bragger.  I know, right!

Munchies.  Need munchies to get us through...... Where too?  Schoellers?  A&P?  Mllgrams?  Kroger? Safeway?  Let's do Safeway since we're right by it now (Co-op)...  Hey, I gotta book I wanna take back to Franklin Hughes first, that ok?  Sure, but I ain't goin' in, I still owe 33 cents from two years ago, they might arrest me, get my name in the Tribune Police Blotter!

OK, we got plenty of Pixie Sticks... Bit-O-Honey (YUCK, I hate that crap) .. candy cigs... Now & Laters... Atomic Fireballs...  Boston Baked Beans. Anything else we need?  Yeah, grab some'a those Dad's Root Beer Barrels...  Sure, then after that, ya wanna swing by Mugs Up and get a real nickel root beer?  Ahm, you had a Grant's hot dog and coke, a 300 burger and a Pepsi, we had a Sprite at Kelso's cause they wouldn't sell us no beer, and now you want a Root Beer?  You're gonna be peein' until February!  Speakinowhich, we never have made it to PN Hirsch yet....  Calm down, we'll make it.

Then whatta ya wanna do?  Wanna go make prank phone calls to the girls?  TP someone's house?  It ain't dark enough yet........... SLUG BUG!  OUCH, damnit!  Hey, it was Boyce Smith, duck!  Why?  We're outta school?

Who's got the biggest color TV?  I think I do..... Can we go to your house to watch Bonanza then Soul Train, Johnny Carson, then, maybe play some records?  Well.. quoting who I asked at home, it was said "Not just no, but hell no... we ain't got enough food to feed you and your buddies for however long this thing lasts."  Yeah, I get it.

Hey before we go home, I'm supposed to stop and get a snow shovel.  Freverts?  Kramers? Back to Boggess?  Sutherlands? Does TG&Y have em?  I dunno, but let's go check.. maybe they'd be on Blue Light Special...  Sure, let's.  Can we swing by Golden Glaze first?  NO.  You got your Root Beer (and hot dog, Coke, 300 burger, Pepsi, Vanilla Phosphate, pop at Kelsos.).. I think you'll make it.  It's gonna be a MASSIVE STORM?  Aye yai yai.

See you guys tomorrow up at the Jewell Hill.  HA, we ain't even gonna make it outta Wilshire!  OK, then maybe they'll have the roads clear by Saturday night we can meet up at Robo.

I fear we're all gonna be stuck playing Monopoly, Tiddlywinks, Operation, that stuff with our little brothers and sisters.  Yeah, you're prolly right.

Hey, I never did pee!  You're home buddy.... see if you can hold it a couple more hours then you can go write your name in the snow.  They called him Mellow Yellow, quite rightly....

BATTERIES!  WE FORGOT BATTERIES!

Seeya Monday, or actually, hopefully Tuesday at School.