Sugar... ah honey honey.....

 Victor?  THE ARCHIES?  1969?
 
I'm old, sorry... or, the way I see it, thanks.  I am stuck on BandAid... stuff in the past, much.
 
Lady at work, funny haha, put 'glue traps' on the floor as she'd seen a mouse, one trap was right under the computer.  Of course of course, Size 11 shoe, directly on it.  Took a bit to git ma' dayum foot/shoe off the ground.  Some of the trap was sticking out from under the shoe, so.... I put the other size 11 atop that little bit sticking out.  Bad plan.  Now, two shoe stuck. It wasn't Easter yet, so, I wadn't gonna hop around the damn place...  (TBC)
 
She came to rescue me... her funny haha laughter was no help, but, didn't blame her. Finally, one shoe free, but... everywhere I stepped, more glue on the floor.. and soon, we were all sticking.
 
Band camp part 2... I've tried to cut back on sugar, and, carbs too. That said, life as we know it, could be short... so, anudder 1965 song, every time I see a gorgeous sunset, I hear Mick in the background "Well this could be the last time."  So, with that, I take a vote (1 to nuthing) and then, I eat something with sugar.  This particular night, I'd actually done good eating all week... so, I grabbed several huge chunks of vanilla ice cream and put 'em in a bowl. Further applauding my good habits, I decided 'what the heck' and dumped a huge squirt of pancake syrup atop.  Ok, it was 3 huge squirts. (TBC)
 
I was running late to meet a friend. Combed my hair, then my beard.  Uh oh.  Uh huh, syrup crap allover my beard.  A quick glance in the mirror.. wash.. got most.. off I was.
 
Sticky, me thinks, is important in our lives.  Relationships, it's kinda nice if both stick around.  At work, I was proud of the fact my boss said I broke the alltime record for sticky notes on a computer.  Well, worked for me.  Duct tape and super glue.  Brett and pine tar. Rosin bags...
 
Velcro.  Victor, you're so damn old this is probably where you tell us (again) about Ed Ames and his axe on Johnny Carson.  No, wasn't gonna share that one but thanks.
 
Do you stick to things with great conviction? One of my cousins recently told me of a story way back in the day... he'd played HS football.. asst fb coach was also the basketball coach. Season ended, coach asked "you're gonna play basketball aren't you?"  Nah... I don't think I'd be any good.  Coach twisted arm further... "Come for one week... then we'll judge, if I don't think it's for you, promise I'll tellya." Yeah but, my dad, we've got a rule, if you start something, you stick to it..." They shared the plan with dad, he OK'ed it... so, dribble dribble shoot shoot. (TBC)
 
One week later, coach tapped him on shoulder, "I'll seeya next year in football!"
 
I was a job hopper, kinda.   Did you stick to the same one forever and a day?  Howabout partner.. it takes much to stick together nowadays..  we, as a people., give up too early and I'm proud of everyone of ya that are Everready still going (together).
 
This is where I plagiarize (s'more):
 
Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Persistence and determination along are omnipotent. Calvin Coolidge.....   Don't quit, a wind from nowhere could turn it. Johnie Dent, Jr.
 
Stick to the plan, not your mood. Unknown...  A good plan gets you in the race, but sticking to it propels you into the winner's circle.. Lee Colan.  Start small, build confidence to finish big. Unknown.  "HELP!" a mouse. 
 
Victor?  Huh?  With your relationship 'won-lost' record, you sure YOU wanna give US advice?  NOW WAIT JUSTA MINUTE, I'M GONNA TELL HER EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID.................... HONEY?...  HONEY?
 
The hell'd she go?
 
Oh well.  Hell, if I ever DO date again... I ain't gonna worry about cologne, new, nice clothes, whether or not I've scooped all the junk outta my car, Viagra, stuff like that...........  but I will make sure I have mouse glue traps.  That'll learn her.
 
Love, Victurd