Dots the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it.
Memories. Twerps of today. Victor, that ain't very kind. Too bad, so sad, not meant to be mean. I love little turds, toddlers, snotnoses... twerps. The candy of choice today, from my view, foot on gas pedal, twerps in car seats, boosters, or, a big enough twerp just to simply sit on the seat itself - are/is (that always confuses me, tense.. I get tense about tense)... any kinda sour candy that makes you make a face, but, somehow, it's enjoyable enough you reach sweaty palm into bag for anuther.
Fitty, sixty years ago, that was us.. getting the lid of the Dot box open, using our index finger like a crane to swipe one or two dots up, from the box, to our mouth. Yum, gummy, stucky, perfect. Movie theater. They could be, and were, projectiles. Sure, stung, but, didn't cause blindness. If you somehow sat on one however, it usually took a couple years to be able to get it unstuck from your jeans, and by that time, the jeans fit your little brother, not you.
You're in the Army now. Well, Army Air Corps. Me padre', he was a Code something or other. WWII.. Dots and dashes, or, dits and dahs. He'd have conversations with himself using same, we thought he was nuts, he thought he was something, and he was, in fun.
Wiki say dots been around 40,000 years. I've basically given up on asking, when I see crap like that, "how do they know?" Polka dot patterns surfaced in the 1850's. Dot your i's and cross your t's means, meticulous. I ain't never been that. You? My notebook paper ALWAYS had frayed edges, my old Buick holds sacks from Mickey D's from when Big Macs were under two dolla, meh, who cares. OCD people, that's who. Mebbe one day I'll take a Dot com course on how to be more OCD. meh.
On the dot. (On time.) I am that. You?
Sign on the dotted line. Ever been burnt by fine print? Uh huh, me too.
Potholes? Call the DOT.
Rhymes. Aught, blot, bought, brought, caught, clot, cot, fought, fraught.
Synonyms. Fleck. Blotch. Speck. Patch.
FLECK?
Pac-Man eats dots.
Montserrat, Missouri. While it looks like you'll find a bigass French rat there, actually, it's just a dot on the map in Central Missouri.
The Azores. A dot in the Atlantic Ocean, but, quite the dot. Roughly 900 miles to the nearest major land mass (Portugal), a quarter million folks choose to live in the 9 island volcanic chain. Rumor has it, gorgeous, and weather, mild. Dunno howinthehell sailors find it.
Have an Aunt Dot? Connect the dots as a kid? The weirdness, diversity of folks today (and every day).. hard to connect the dots with some ain't it?
Dots are at the end of sentences...........
And blogs........................
THANK GOODNESS VICTOR.
... indicates 'to be continued'.
Bite me, Pac-Man.
Love, Victurd
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