I believe in you...........

I don't believe in superstars

I mean, VICTOR, NEVER start a sentence with "I mean." Do you NOT mean "I mean" when  you don't say it first?  I mean, bite me.  I mean, I believe in them, I'm in awe of them, but too, I know they are like me, kinda sorta.  It kinda bugs me when folks say "Don't pay not attention to actors, actresses, celebs, on political junk."  Ain't we all created equal?  They can't express opine too?  Do you believe I'm so dumb, kan't spell.. will automatically accept their view for mine?

 
Organic food and foreign cars

Whenya in the Piggly Wiggly andya see green grapes here for $1.99 a pound, then, over a bit, green grapes for $5.99 a pound, I personally am gonna buy cheap and pray I don't grow no 3rd ear or nipple due to Malathion ingestion.

 

Regarding foreign cars....  Sign say "Buick, Olds, Chevy, front brakes $149.  Down the road, sign say "We specialize in foreign cars...  BMW, Fiat, Audi, front brakes, $499."  That's some pricey ass pads, I'm break-dancing back to the US shop. 

I don't believe the price of gold

 I believe, it just don't affect (or is that effect?) me.

 
The certainty of growing old

When I was 20, 30, 40, fitty, I never gave one licka thought to being 60, 70...  Wi$h I woulda, Doc, "It hurts when I do this" can I get a handicap plate? 

That right is right and left is wrong

Quite the opposite, really.  Oh calm down redface, red hat. I was joshing.  Kinda.

  
That North and South can't get along

I've been stuck in the middle my entire life... but Winter make me root for them Southern guys.  Besides, Arizona has a 9 to 1 ratio, old bags to old coots. Misogynist!  Oh, have a sense of humor. 

That East is East and West is West

I trust that chick on GPS, she sounds hot. Clowns to the left of me (Vegas) Jokers to the right (DC(, here I am, stuck in the middle. 

And being first is always best

So very true for sports teams, busy restaurant hostess stands, urinals, Derbies and Nascar day.  Not so much for first-to-fail, greener grass, smoking, radar traps, mortuary basements.

 

But I believe in love

OH BABY, YES! Be for real, you know I mean people, pets, music, nature, much, so, so much.

I believe in babies

Who doesn't! 

 
I believe in mom and dad

I'm fully aware we each have different experiences in life. Not all great, not all horrible. 

Well, I don't believe that heaven waits for only those who congregate. When it comes to nuclear families, I always say "I couldn't have handpicked things better... the basta's (said VERY VERY lovingly) just all checked out too early on me!"  

 

And I believe in you

So, don't you checkout early on me!