For every action................

Awaken...                                                        Thank you!

Get out of bed........                                        Pirate noises......

Rolling Stones........                                           CRANK

Pop-up, infield             "YOU GOT IT!" (Moose Skowron, NY Yankees)

Brian Johnson/AC/DC singing Silent Night      Fake News

Child's smile                                                Adult's smile

You look familiar........                                    "I do porn"

 "I do porn"                                            Crickets  

After a really bad loss, Tampa Bay Head Coach John McVay was asked "How do you feel about your team's execution?"                "I'm all for it."                

Till Death Do Us Part...              Is there an echo in here?  (I AM NOT BITTER!)

TY for calling Spectrum Customer Service. I see you are calling from. .     Representative

So we (Spectrum) can better serve, could you give us your name, address and..  REPRESENTATIVE

OK, do you have your four digit code?          REPRESENTATIVE!!......

Are you calling about, Internet, TV..               REPRESENTATIVE!~