Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Cook book........ life......... Baby Elephant walks

When I lived with that one lady....(VICTOR!  You lived in sin?) I suppose that's what they call it. 

Our eyes, ears, (nostrils?) were trained to The Cooking Channel, #fitty-two, I think it was.  We'd watch contests 'tween old people, kids, couples, yada... Chopped I think they called it. They were given certain ingredients - had a time limit to cook a concoction from all those.  Then, they'd crown a winner winner Chicken dinner (or pork, beef, leg'a lamb, that stuff.)

They didn't, don't use no cookbooks... they mostly wing it..... blanch, braise, broil, chop, baste, poach, fry, roast, dice, boil, brown, beat, blend - you get the idea.

Blogging ain't hard, honest it ain't. All bloggers do - is, snatch up the ingredients, then, wing it, be that blanch, braise, broil, chop, baste, poach, fry, roast, dice, boil, brown, beat, blend - you get the idea - and then it's Uber Eats, or Grubhubbed, or DoorDashed, to one's inbox.
 
After all that, you, the blog reader 'pretend food eater' person has/have options. (I get tense and ain't real sure about 'tenses') Uno, you can CHOP at any moment. Like if you read two paragraphs and your eyelids can't stay open, by all means, chop me, or any other blogger you might fall asleep by.  Dos, you can read, then say things to yourself like "ha ha" or, "I didn't know that" or tres, you ain't gotta do nuttin.'

Ingredients below.  Stolen, like any, every blogger.  Then, bloggers bland, braise, broil, VICTOR - we heard you the FIRST and SECOND time.  On with your ingredients, perty please.

Hero.  Hero is a hero.  She saved 36 dogs, a chicken and a cat from a life of neglect and suffering.  WOW!  Was Hero an Animal Control Officer?  A person who rescues hounds? An EMT, firefighter? That? No.  Hero is a Bassett Hound.

Hero ran away from the home where all the animals were abused.  She had an ID tag that led animal control officers to the residence to find horrific living conditions.  “Some were in small cages, some sleeping on feces in beds, some had injuries, several were emaciated. They were filthy. Most had medical issues.”.

The local Humane Society took in 15, some were assisted by 'Rescues', the community gathered funds for medical treatment for all........ many have fully recovered, been adopted out.  Hero, "at least ten years old, if not a couple years beyond that. We've given her a name that's worthy of her and a last name of Salvare, which means to save and protect. She's an incredibly sweet and easy going girl that just wants to spend her time cuddled up on her blankets or in the company of someone. She's slow and gentle on a leash and loves to go for short walks so she can feel fresh air and sniff around. She's friendly with any and everything she meets; greeting them with the softness of a sweet old lady."

Happy to announce, Hero has been adopted out. You go girl!


Whiskas.  Who?  Whiskas.  Whiskas was a kitten found by the RSPCA in Scotland in 2007. Soon after, she was adopted by Linda Ellerton of the UK..  Six years later, gone, vamanos..no trace.  Looked and looked, put up fliers, nuttin'. After considerable time, and hope given up........Linda and her family moved.

Scroll to ten years later, Linda could hardly believe here eyeballs when she saw a FB posting from a vet's office nearby where they used to live...... showing a picture of Whiskas, now 16, AND, they related she had an old RSPCA microchip. "Never EVER thought I'd see her again!"

Holy guacamole.  Could it be?  NUH UH.  UH HUH, twas, is.  RSPCA Inspector David Dawson described the scene when Linda and Whiskas hooked back up..  “It was pleasing that we were able to reunite Linda with Whiskas after all these years. She had a cuddle with her and it was very emotional to see.”

HERE KITTY KITTY.  


I found more good crap searching through the Positive News.  I won't put you to sleep with all, but, a few 'ingredient' headlines:

Meet the man who plays the piano for rescue elephants

Woman who escaped Afghanistan is reunited with her dog one year later in Canada.

Snoring Pit Bull wins best in rescue on the The American Rescue Dog Show.

Fifteen year old rescue dog adopted after being returned after 12 years

Baby elephant is reunited with her mother three years after being taken.

(HEY... you...if you're still awake... let's end this happy sappy good news crap blog by thinking, 'listening in our brain' to that song, The Baby Elephant Walk!)

I'm a dang picky eater.  Some stuff in a Cook Book, nope, I won't even try.  Much, there is much, that can be concocted in life that is yummy however.

Have a yummy day,

Love Victurd



Monday, September 2, 2024

Something about W.............

Five of 'em me thinks.

Who
What
Where
When
Why

Who.  Well, he's on first.
What. I said "who" is on first.  What is on second.
Where. Where?  Second base is over there... but, there is no 'Where' in the Abbott/Costello Script.
When.  Ain't a when on the field either, but, A&C first performed this on Kate Smith's radio show (Who?), Kate Smith..  WHEN?  I'm trying to tell you...  in March of 1938.
Why.  I'll tell you Why.  (First, Why is in leftfield). Why.  I dunno, the manager put him there.

What. Take my wife............. please!  WHAT?  What's on second.  Henny Youngman (The "take my wife... please!" guy.. was a regular on Kate's show.  Henny got an offer from Paramount Pictures in Hollywood,, wanted to bootscoot, but, Kate's producer said "You gotta get a replacement before you go". Henny went to Loews State Theater (Where?... it's not important... )  What (second base) IS important - is that he saw A&C perform the "Who's on first" act there..  Who?  He's on first, but yes, A&C.  Recomended them, the rest is history.  Why?

Why Ask Why is a book by John Mason (Who?) John Mason.. the book contains seventy thought-provoking questions to find answers to building a better life. To go where you want to go, you have to ask the right questions.  Who?  Anyone. We beg of you Victor, please don't give us the entire list. K, won't. 

Which of course, brings me back to sunny Mehico.  Who? Me.  Why?  Why is actually the fifth of the (WhoWhatWhereWhenWhy) W questions, but since you asked so nicely, I went because I needed a life break.  What?  What's on second... but, a life break.  Ain't you ever needed one?  Who?  YOU!

I'd done studied some Spanish.  Even signed up for some free site to learn a little more.  They were kinda pushy (Who?.. I think it was Babbel).. so, I backed off... figured "Most everyone else that will be there will be in the same boat as me, I ain't gonna worry about the language..  surely, a vaca town, most will speaky the English."

So.............  back to Bodega.  What?  What is on second, but, had you paid attention yesterday.. (Who?_..you!).. Bodega is Mehico's version of WalMart. And, of course, I had to pee. Who? Me. Why?  Because it's what old men do.  We pee. Often. So......... I walk in the door.  I see many many people.  I find one with a blue Bodega top on... (TBC)

And ask, "Restroom?"  Lady (an attractive lady, mind you) gave me a smile, but, the smile was accompanied with...  you know how when you're talking to your hound pooches and they kinda turn their head (silently) as if they're trying to understand what you're saying (who? ME. I had to pee)..  anyways, "restroom" didn't work.  Neither did Bathroom.  I didn't try toilet, washroom, latrine, Loo, can,.,, and of course, had I said "John" she mighta taken me to some guy named Juan. (TBC)

I, we, (Who? Me) had reached the point of doing the pee pee dance, which, in Mehico I presume is kinda like a Mehican jumping bean....  they (Who?  kind lady and another dude, Juan mebbe) took their phone, tried translation, nope, no help.  My face red now.  I'm certain they (Who?  Kind lady and Juan) were laughing internally because this 70-something gringo was now jogging in place.

I thought about taking my finger, putting it down there (Where?..you know) to demonstrate peeing, but, I knew, if they'd arrest you and fine you on the spot for running onea them Alto stop sign things, the penalty for pretending your finger was a penis would cost boo koo pesos.

Somehow... miraculously, they ciphered what (What? He's on second) I (Who? Me, who's on first, but I had to #1).. needed... they led me there. (Where?  to the "El Bano" I learn it's called) and I made it by the hair of my menny menn mentón.  (Huh?)  Huh ain't one'a the 5 W's, but..  menton is Chin in Spanish.

We're bored, so, I suppose this is where you finally put us to sleep by relating what the 5 W's are in Spanish.  Ahm, mebbe.
'
qué ("what"), cómo ("how"), quién ("who"), dónde ("where"), cuándo ("when"), cuánto, cuánta ("how much"), cuántos, cuántas ("how many"), and por qué ("why").

Victor'?  Si?  Por qué?

That's a very good question, and one that I ain't got an answer to.  Sorry.  I think maybe I'm loco.

WHO?  (You..) 
WHAT? (thank you for being here, reading)
WHERE? Comprobar la luz del motor (Check engine light)
WHEN?  (Now, the very minute you clicked the link)
WHY? (Because I like you)..... M-O-U-S-E (ratón)

Victor.......... you're nuts.

Eh, I reckon.

Love, Viczurullo  (Uh huh, zurullo is turd in Spanish.  Always flush, don't drink the aqua.)

Sunday, September 1, 2024

The way we.............. were? Are?

MemoriesLike the corners of my mindMisty watercolor memoriesOf the way we were
Scattered picturesOf the smiles we left behindSmiles we gave to one anotherFor the way we were
Can it be that it was all so simple then?Or has time rewritten every line?If we had the chance to do it all againTell me, would we, would we,Could we, could we?
MemoriesMay be beautiful and yetWhat's too painful to rememberWe simply choose to forget
Can it be that it was all so simple then?Or has time rewritten every line?If we had the chance to do it all againTell me, would we, would we,Could we, could we?
MemoriesMay be beautiful and yetWhat's too painful to rememberWe simply choose to forget
So it's the laughterWe will rememberWhenever we rememberThe way we wereThe way we were
I miss you baby
The way we were
The way we were
I miss you so much baby
I miss the way we were....

Poems are hard.........

That they are.  See my car?

It's a 2002, don't mean nuttin' to you...

Twas (2002) a tumultuous time in my life..... a separation from her, my wife.

Divorce would soon follow that looooooooooooong separation....
Figured the cure was, worry, frought, biting nails, libation.

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.......
Red hair, freckles M+ student, did I mention pee, pee, pee?

Some sit.......... they read........ atop the fence......
Victor, of your writing, it's hard to make sense.

Uh huh, I know...  brb, I've got to go.

This all started with lard.  Please (we think) tell us more, our brains will guard.

Mehico.  Puerto Penasco to be exact. Grocery store labels, a hunnerd percent in SPANISH, no idea how to react.

All we wanted.... was sugar for our cereal.  We'd find a box, bag, can, shake it, try to determine the material.  

No speaky (or read) the language...  can/does/did, cause much anguish.

It was our first day........ to be there for weeks and weeks.  Thankfully buddy Tip, 6'5" or so, I felt safe a few aisles over, as I could see his head whenever I'd peeks.  (I know that don't rhyme, I do that, sadly, all the time.)

"I FOUND IT!" he said.........
Visions of Cinamon Toast Crunch in my belly, ran thru my head.

Up front to pay..  Peso, conversion....... hella easy to confuse...........
Had a 1,000 bill in my pocket.. tall cotton... turns out, only worth $69 US to use.

Wally World in Mehico ain't called that. It's called Bodega.
Only thing I got, is the old aluminum block Vega.

We drove with caution.  Many questions did stem, mainly, the hell is a KM?

A hunnerd and forty-three stop thingys (ALTO SIGN)
We made it.  Ya gotta come to a full stop, if ya ain't, the Policia Federal stop, on the spot, ya gotta pay fine.

Back to Condo.  Let Millie out for El Bano. 
(Millie is hound pooch.) I learn, hard way, bathroom (El Bano) from some guy name Alejandro.

Unload groceries, twas kinda lame.  Labels on each, heck, we didn't know the name.

I got me a bowl.  Readied the milk, thoughts couldn't stop,
Come on Cinny Toast Crunch... Snap Crackle Pop. 

Grabbed the sugar we'd got from the store.
Cut it open, ready to pour.

Cut the bag open, I was gettin' my groove,
Tilted to pour, but... . it didn't move.

Twas then and there, 
as my buddy Tip and I did glare.....

That ain't sugar, nope, huh uh, it's not.
The hell is it?  Whadda we got?

Lard.
See?  Poems are hard.

By Enrique Gibson

Love, Victor'

Saturday, August 31, 2024

I talk too much..................... but..........

you knew that.

Sorry, kinda.

This, I think, is a hodgepodge.

Some website know-all relates 'Hodgepodge is an alteration of hotchpotch, which once referred to a thick soup of barley, peas, and other vegetables, and sometimes includes meat."

I can't cook. Scratch that.  Ain't got the urge for it.  Usedta. Have had.  Now, it's all junk, microwave. 

Victor, this is boring.

Much, I find, in life, is boring.

I got back from Mickey D's recently.  I buy from my app (enter 'tightwad' here... I shop for clothes at the dead people's clothes store, I use my calculator when I'm someplace and I tip so I don't over (or under) tip.  I watch my money closely for, I've found I'm horrible at watching my money - if that makes any sense.

The dreaded 2-lane line at Mickey.  Right (outside) lane. Car infronta me had already ordered (pulled up, but just a tad).  He/she had room to pull up to the car infronta them so I could order, but nope, remained where they be, so....impatient old guy who has ABSOLUTELY no reason to 'hurry', mebbe said a baby 'u little turd', under my breath.

Car pulled into inside lane. Car intfronta him still at speaker, but, there was room for that car to pull up some.  New guy on inside lane honked. Two times.  Guy on the outside lane (me) thought "You idiot, that's crude.. and rude."   Less will get you shot nowadays.  Witness the recent Chief's Super Bowl celebration parade, hundreds of thousands gathered to celebrate.  Some guy didn't like the way another guy looked at him.  Tempers rose, as did pistols, and... it resulted in 16 (I think) kids shot.. one person deceased.. 

I don't understand life sometimes, nor death.

Car infronta me finally pulled up. I let crude guy go infronta me, wanted to give him a hand gesture, then I remembered the parade.  Life is short, why make it shorter.

I got up to window one. Nice dude, fine smile, said "Order for Vic?" Yep, that's me. Yesterday, much the same.  One exception. I got up to window one. Nice dudeTTE, fine smile, said "Order for Vic?" ...'Yep, and you got a nice smile.'  Life is weird.  Why did I tell the little gal she had a nice smile but not the young guy?

Got home.  High School girl's volleyball match on TV. Already on when I walked in. Thumbed thru channels..  didn't see nuttin' better, went back, watched.  Talented.  Amazing, after watching through 'all the rings (years) around my 'tree', the advancement of girls/ladies, in athletics.

Between points, the teams on the floor would gather in circle, arms around one another hug-style.  I just used some lyrics from this song yesterday (or so), so, sorry (not really) to repeat:

"Every kind of girl
There was long ones, tall ones, short ones, brown ones
Black ones, round ones, big deal ones"

Diversity, in a court, World, high school.  They were all unique.  Sure, many tall, but too, some mediums, and even two little-bitty (one on each team)- and the little bitty ones wore plain white uni's, unlike the others.  Setters I think they called them.

As I watched, I wondered (inside, to my brain) if they had any idea how good life, this specific moment, is/was.  They had yet to learn first hand, how'd Sam Cooke put it?  "That's the sound of the men (women) Working on the chain gang.. . That's the sound of the men (women) Working on the chain gang.

Victor?  That song is about PRISONERS!  Uh huh.  And, once mom/pop say "Don't let that door hitya in the booty", that's what you do until age 65, or, you're a lucky soul, saved well, married well, have healthcare, can mebbe retire early.

Those encircled chicks on the volleyball court (VICTOR, YOU MISOGYNIST!) relax, I'm funnin... They had not yet had 2:30am breastfeeding duty. Nightly clean the house crap because the kids were too dang young to do so themselves.  They had not learned yet, it's OK to say "Not tonight honey, I've got (a big day tomorrow, headache, exhausted, worrying about bills, a mean boss, or mebbe even, I just ain't feeling it.)

Would those encircled...  who would go on to work a lifetime of helping people in healthcare?  Mebbe, at least for the time being, asking "Would you like fries or tots with that?"... Could any of them gotten usedto two incomes, only to have that instantaneously reduced to one due to (death, divorce, I'm sorry, I find I'm attracted to the same sex.. many, many reasons why half the time it don't work.. and, a hunnerd percent'a the time it ends.)

Would they continue to live fo'er and 'er in Podunk, or Suburbia, the Big City.. or, grow wings?

Would any of them lead a life of crime?  Addiction?  Have to deal with affliction? Used their heart, mind, soul in assisting an elderly parent as they make the transition from Golden years to the turf?

Would they go to their 10th class reunion?  40th?  Would they hug, even remember, those others encircled?   Would they stop and say a kind word, story, wish that, "It's not the same without (enter the name of a buddy that died way too dayum young) here."  Could it have been soo many years from that time-out, great big group hug, that "I kinda remember your face, but what was your name again" happens?

Will they.............. travel?  Have a girls weekend in Florida?  Go to the local Corner Bar once a month? Golf?  Join, lead, a book club?  Knit? Sew?  Could they run a 5K at age 35?  55? Will they ever break a bone?  A piece'a their best china?  A heart?

Will they be a Pub or a Dem, and, if so, would they still do that circle hug of the entire team again one day?

Will they save each, every, crayola drawing their snotnoses have done, once, the refrigerator limit has been reached?  
 
If their little turd forgot to flush the stool and it was still, obviously yellow pee in there, would they think "That's cute" or would they have 'em march right back in there to flush? IF, they found 'it's cute', would they have the patience to think the same way if it were their stepkid's pee?

As they go from dorm to apartment to starter home to bigger home with stairs, rooms for growth....  so goes their dinner furniture... tray table to folding table to table/four chairs, to bigass old thing with slats, more chairs stashed in the basement for Holidays.

Would there one day be empty chairs around those tables, and if so, would they all hurt the same or some, more than others?

Will Facebook still be here for them when they're fittysomething?  Will they get a spooky friend request from a deceased friend?  Have a tear when a memory from ten years ago pops up and so and so (now gone) had laughed, commented on their post? Will the day come, and if so, at what age, they realize "life really really is precious, BUT, can too be fleeting"?

Will they see crying as...  a good thing... a self pity thing? If so, are happy tears ok?

I know, ya ain't gotta say.  My brain is weird.  People watching (a circle of vibrant, beautiful, talented kiddos) prompts the blood (thoughts?) in my brain to go out (like arteries) and sometimes thoughts sneak back in (like veins.)

I don't recall which team won.  Is that too perhaps a lesson in life?

I did notice, as they played, and time, the game(s) ran on... jubilation..  disappointment.. signs of tiredness.. getting up when they occasionally had fallen.. complimented teammates.. caught an occasional "eye" from their coach (ie, the boss)..  they made mistakes..   they done good.

It all reminded me a lot like life.

Please keep this our secret. I kinda thought, the impatient guy who honked while on the inside lane at Mickey D's was an asshole. (More, way more than once, I've heard, "Oh, we see a new side to Victor.")

Sorry to cuss, but not really.

Love, Victurd

Wednesday, August 28, 2024

You are getting sleeeeeepy... verrrrrrrrrryyyy sleeeeeeeepppyyyyy....

The hurried we go, the behinder we get, or something like that.  Or, maybe as we age, slow, the bigger our behinds get, something like that.

Dander.   Goose.   Things that really usedta 'get my dander' up, don't no mo'.   Stuff that usedta woulda 'got my goose', don't. Oh sure, I/we slip, but, for the most part, huh uh.  

This being old crap is kinda nice.  Arguments, disagreements, "you always have control of the remote"...  "Honey, we really can't afford that.".. "We went to your sidea the family last Christmas." Nope, huh uh, no mo'.  We don't do dat (sample WWF-like baiting) no mo'. Tain't worth it  

I know.. I know how difficult it is to follow my brain.  Hell, I've been doing it for 71 years and I still get lost. Let's try peeking another way.  What, put us in your shoes Victor?  Nope.  Put us in dog paws. HUH? Yeah, on the 4th of July.  Sometimes, LIFE (bottle rockets,M-80's, those annoying snap things the snotnoses throw on the sidewalk, all pop/loud crap encompassed) drive(s) us sooooooooooooooo batty (dander, goose) that we gotta block it all out, Pandora up some Beethoven, turn the lights low.... mebbe some kinda trickling stream noise in the background....... and chill.  Chillax.   Wine?  Sure, why not but notta have too. Or, mebbe a chew toy...

Our metabolism slows after age 60, whatever metabolism is.  Something about conversion of the energy in food to energy to run cellular processes, proteins, lipids, nucleic acid, some carbs... and as I looked that up (thanks Wiki) - it kinda reminded me of exactly what I'm talking about, Oh noooooo, I'm back in school, nervous, fidgety stuff...  I no likey to get excited... well..  you know..  I mean dander, goose, tug'a war, stuff like "say, did you hear what so and so said about so and so" (RUN FOREST, I'LL FOLLER YOU)...

As time wanes, the need is there to 'fill'er up ethyl' (our days/hours) with good, happy crap - not the fingernail/blackboard stuff where we gotta in turn plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is tablet..

This ain't about a marital argument 'cause, of course, I ain't married... it's more about a people argument in general... or, the tugging, magnetic field some try to pull one into 'put your dukes up'.  Here fishy fishy. I, we, ain't going there.  Or, as Phil Collins put it back in 1982:

Well you can tell everyone I'm a down disgraceDrag my name all over the placeI don't care anymore
You can tell everybody 'bout the state I'm inYou won't catch me crying 'cause I just can't winI don't care anymoreI don't care anymore, d'you hear?
And, I don't necessarily mean personal affronts.  Any kinda stressy, help-get-me-outta-here stuff.
I don't care what you sayI don't play the same games you play  (I agree Phil.)
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?  Victor, that's two songs.  THAT, the "Victor, that's two songs" is the kinda crapola I'm talking about.  Just stop! Actually, I'd like a big ole slicea that filet AND some chocolate pudding, then maybe I'll sing a THIRD song, ha, take THAT!
Life should be a hot air balloon ride on a calm day.., notta "This is your Captain speaking,  please put your tray tables up, fasten your seatbelt, we're going to experience turbulence ahead."
No, ya can't wear blinders in life.  I guess, you could, but you'd still see stuff.  You can slip on the noise eradicating headphones, but still, roman candles, the loud neighbor next door, or the way too domineering person out in public - will still slip thru the cracks, into your  ears.
Ducks have a fascinating way of dealing with rain. Their feathers are naturally waterproof, thanks to a special oil they produce from a gland near their tails. This oil coats their feathers, creating a barrier that makes water roll off, keeping them dry and warm. THAT. That's what I'm talking about. Quack quack.
Wouldya stand up for yourself Victor?  Sure, and hopefully diplomatically.  What about for a friend.  Heck to the yeah.  You would too!  It's just that sometimes life is all about "Dance a little sidestep" - right Governor?  Way too many songs Victor. Bite me. Whoops, sorry. Nevermind on the bite me.  I don't care what you say, I don't play the same games you play.
Relax. Chillax. Porch swing. Ludwig. 
They're gonna put me in the movies.. they're gonna make a big star outta me.. they'll make a film about a man that's a happy crony, and all I gotta do is, dopamine naturally.....  yeah, you know.. sunshine..  meditation..  MUSIC.. naps.. take a walk, that stuff.
Victor, you're weird......    I don't care what you say, I don't play the same games you play.
Victor, If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! 
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?  Easy peasy..  Tupperware. I'll munch on the hot dog tomorrow.
Victor, are you aware some make fun of your blog?  I don't care what you say, I don't play the same games you play.
Put another nickel in, in the nickelodeon
Have a fun day........ I'm gonna try.........
Love, Victurd.
(VICTOR... I'd grade this blog a D.)    Delightful, thanks

Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Her name was Lola.........

Almost everything is up to date in Kansas City.......

Victor.  You forget.  We've been in (WA, SoCal, FL, STL, IL SW Mo, Larryville, TX, CO, wherever else) soooooooooooooooooooo long... our connection to Kansas City represents (hold your index finger and thumb up, allowing just a pinch of light 'tween) that, about that long... write about something else.....

Too bad, so sad, sorry........... but not really.  I ain't such an idiot to realize Liberty, MO... Kansas City aren't THE only good, fun, nice places in the US.... there are many communities, big cities, yada... that are Piggly Wiggly sliced bread great too.  It's just that......... consider......

Oh boy.. here he comes with that Patrick Mahomes crap...he'll prolly add in some junk about Travis and Taylor... Jake from State Farm, the Eras Tour, yada...  "3 Super Bowls Championships in 5 years"...... enuff Victor, enuff.

Hey.  I get it. I remember admiring (hating) The stinking Yankees in the 70's... Elway/Denver.. Manning/Indy... Manning/Denver...  Brady/Pats,again and again and again... we ain't been 'in this seat' for a long time... pardon me if I wave out the window like, how's that homecoming queen do it?  Kinda keep the arm stiff, rotate the wrist in wave?

And then The Royals...  VICTOR!  STOP.  No. PLEASE? Huh uh.  They are in Cleveland. Cleveland is in first place.  We whooped  their butt (twice) yesterday. Win tonight, TIED for first place!

OK........ enough about Sports....  Thank Goodness.......

Other good stuff is happening in town.  Why, just last night...  As all of these aging musicians, groups have their "I promise this is my last tour, never eva' again, once more before we keel, just one more beer, please"......... Barry Manilow was in town for his One Last Time Tour.

Victor?  So?  So, he did/does good.  How so?  A few years back, prolly on his "Next To Last Time Tour", he caught wind of a high school band teacher who had taken a part time job to buy music instruments for the kiddos because the School District couldn't/wouldn't. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo....... EACH and every City on his One Last Time I Promise My Hands Ain't Behind My Back So My Fingers Ain't Crossed Tour... he's giving $10,000 to a 'handpicked' High School Music Teacher.  Half of the dough goes toward buying instruments for that teacher's school district - the other half goes to the teacher him/herself, as we know fer sure they're underpaid.  Oh Mandy, that's cool.

OK, thanks Victor.. Seeya tomorrow.

Wait.  I ain't done. Wait justa gol' durn' minute.  Hold on a peapicking sec.

Dolly is here today.  Oh, OK Victor, thanks. Prolly for her One Last Tour/Scene With Jolene?  Nuh uh.  This really ain't about Kansas City.. it's about kids.  Doing good with kids, which Dolly most certainly does.  She's traversing the State of Missouri to promote her Imagination Library.

Dolly says, "Before he passed away, my Daddy told me the Imagination Library was probably the most important thing I had ever done. I can’t tell you how much that meant to me because I created the Imagination Library as a tribute to my Daddy. He was the smartest man I have ever known but I know in my heart his inability to read probably kept him from fulfilling all of his dreams."

Of course she notes "I haven't done this alone, I've had A LOT of help."  The gist, any child in the US, by signing up, can get one book a month mailed to them until they are five years old. Holy guacamole that's a lotta books (TWO MILLION A MONTH!) and can you imagine how many lil snotnoses should be able to spell guacamole with all them books?  You go Dolly.  Your daddy SHOULD be proud.

OK, Victor. DONE?  Hope so.

Sorry.......... One more.  Dogstar.  WHO? WHAT? You're gonna brag about a damn dog in Kansas City?  Nuh uh.  I'm gonna brag about Keanu Reeves and his band, Dogstar.  They're in KC at the Uptown Theater (I think tomorrow) and a buddy has tickets, gets to meet Mr. Reeves backstage.

I just included this because I LIKE GOOD.  Say what you want, the Chiefs have been perty good. The Royals, well, we're from The Show Me State, but, they're getting pretty good.  Thenya got Manilow (band instrument buyer giver outter), Dolly (book after book after book, FREE)..  and Keanu.  Whatabout Keanu Victor?

He's cool, that's what.  His sister battled leukemia, he founded a private cancer foundation, which aids children's hospitals and provides cancer research.  He actually voluntered, stayed for a Camp for kids with cancer in Idaho.  We've heard about how generous he is with coworkers in his movies..  $20,000 to one whose family was having a financial crisis..  12 new Harley's as a way to say thanks to all the stunt members of The Matrix Reloaded..  He's done, given much.

That's about it. Everything is now up to date in Kansas City. Sorry (not) for braggin', and thanks for listening.

VICTOR?

Huh?

Whatthehell is "Her name was Lola" about?

Oh, that's from Manilow's song Copacabana. 1978.  I've lived a life of not really paying great attention.  ADHD to this specific song, prolly ADHD to ACDC and the Village People's YMCA.  I'm sorry, AOK?

I've heard the song a kajilliion times.  I never paid attention to the fact Lola, a showgirl, had fallen in love with Tony, the barkeep, and that.. some dude name Rico had gone a bit too far as Lola danced... Tony came to her rescue..  Rico zapped the poor guy with his pistol.. 

And........... well............ let's let Paul Harvey tell the rest.........

Her name is Lola
She was a showgirl
But that was 30 years ago
When they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola
Still in the dress she used to wear
Faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined
And drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth, and she lost her Tony
Now she's lost her mind
Point is............ with all the crap of today...... we needs us some good. There is much out there. In KC, and in every city in America.
Good day.  (Uh huh, it is)
Love, Victurd

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