Tuesday, September 3, 2024
Cook book........ life......... Baby Elephant walks
Monday, September 2, 2024
Something about W.............
Sunday, September 1, 2024
The way we.............. were? Are?
Like the corners of my mind
Misty watercolor memories
Of the way we were
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were
Or has time rewritten every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we, would we,
Could we, could we?
May be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
Or has time rewritten every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we, would we,
Could we, could we?
May be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
We will remember
Whenever we remember
The way we were
The way we were
Poems are hard.........
Saturday, August 31, 2024
I talk too much..................... but..........
you knew that.
Sorry, kinda.
This, I think, is a hodgepodge.
Some website know-all relates 'Hodgepodge is an alteration of hotchpotch, which once referred to a thick soup of barley, peas, and other vegetables, and sometimes includes meat."
I can't cook. Scratch that. Ain't got the urge for it. Usedta. Have had. Now, it's all junk, microwave.
Victor, this is boring.
Much, I find, in life, is boring.
I got back from Mickey D's recently. I buy from my app (enter 'tightwad' here... I shop for clothes at the dead people's clothes store, I use my calculator when I'm someplace and I tip so I don't over (or under) tip. I watch my money closely for, I've found I'm horrible at watching my money - if that makes any sense.
The dreaded 2-lane line at Mickey. Right (outside) lane. Car infronta me had already ordered (pulled up, but just a tad). He/she had room to pull up to the car infronta them so I could order, but nope, remained where they be, so....impatient old guy who has ABSOLUTELY no reason to 'hurry', mebbe said a baby 'u little turd', under my breath.
Car pulled into inside lane. Car intfronta him still at speaker, but, there was room for that car to pull up some. New guy on inside lane honked. Two times. Guy on the outside lane (me) thought "You idiot, that's crude.. and rude." Less will get you shot nowadays. Witness the recent Chief's Super Bowl celebration parade, hundreds of thousands gathered to celebrate. Some guy didn't like the way another guy looked at him. Tempers rose, as did pistols, and... it resulted in 16 (I think) kids shot.. one person deceased..
I don't understand life sometimes, nor death.
Car infronta me finally pulled up. I let crude guy go infronta me, wanted to give him a hand gesture, then I remembered the parade. Life is short, why make it shorter.
I got up to window one. Nice dude, fine smile, said "Order for Vic?" Yep, that's me. Yesterday, much the same. One exception. I got up to window one. Nice dudeTTE, fine smile, said "Order for Vic?" ...'Yep, and you got a nice smile.' Life is weird. Why did I tell the little gal she had a nice smile but not the young guy?
Got home. High School girl's volleyball match on TV. Already on when I walked in. Thumbed thru channels.. didn't see nuttin' better, went back, watched. Talented. Amazing, after watching through 'all the rings (years) around my 'tree', the advancement of girls/ladies, in athletics.
Between points, the teams on the floor would gather in circle, arms around one another hug-style. I just used some lyrics from this song yesterday (or so), so, sorry (not really) to repeat:
"Every kind of girl
There was long ones, tall ones, short ones, brown ones
Black ones, round ones, big deal ones"
Diversity, in a court, World, high school. They were all unique. Sure, many tall, but too, some mediums, and even two little-bitty (one on each team)- and the little bitty ones wore plain white uni's, unlike the others. Setters I think they called them.
Wednesday, August 28, 2024
You are getting sleeeeeepy... verrrrrrrrrryyyy sleeeeeeeepppyyyyy....
The hurried we go, the behinder we get, or something like that. Or, maybe as we age, slow, the bigger our behinds get, something like that.
Dander. Goose. Things that really usedta 'get my dander' up, don't no mo'. Stuff that usedta woulda 'got my goose', don't. Oh sure, I/we slip, but, for the most part, huh uh.
This being old crap is kinda nice. Arguments, disagreements, "you always have control of the remote"... "Honey, we really can't afford that.".. "We went to your sidea the family last Christmas." Nope, huh uh, no mo'. We don't do dat (sample WWF-like baiting) no mo'. Tain't worth it
I know.. I know how difficult it is to follow my brain. Hell, I've been doing it for 71 years and I still get lost. Let's try peeking another way. What, put us in your shoes Victor? Nope. Put us in dog paws. HUH? Yeah, on the 4th of July. Sometimes, LIFE (bottle rockets,M-80's, those annoying snap things the snotnoses throw on the sidewalk, all pop/loud crap encompassed) drive(s) us sooooooooooooooo batty (dander, goose) that we gotta block it all out, Pandora up some Beethoven, turn the lights low.... mebbe some kinda trickling stream noise in the background....... and chill. Chillax. Wine? Sure, why not but notta have too. Or, mebbe a chew toy...
Our metabolism slows after age 60, whatever metabolism is. Something about conversion of the energy in food to energy to run cellular processes, proteins, lipids, nucleic acid, some carbs... and as I looked that up (thanks Wiki) - it kinda reminded me of exactly what I'm talking about, Oh noooooo, I'm back in school, nervous, fidgety stuff... I no likey to get excited... well.. you know.. I mean dander, goose, tug'a war, stuff like "say, did you hear what so and so said about so and so" (RUN FOREST, I'LL FOLLER YOU)...
As time wanes, the need is there to 'fill'er up ethyl' (our days/hours) with good, happy crap - not the fingernail/blackboard stuff where we gotta in turn plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is tablet..
This ain't about a marital argument 'cause, of course, I ain't married... it's more about a people argument in general... or, the tugging, magnetic field some try to pull one into 'put your dukes up'. Here fishy fishy. I, we, ain't going there. Or, as Phil Collins put it back in 1982:
Drag my name all over the place
I don't care anymore
You won't catch me crying 'cause I just can't win
I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore, d'you hear?
I don't play the same games you play (I agree Phil.)
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? Victor, that's two songs. THAT, the "Victor, that's two songs" is the kinda crapola I'm talking about. Just stop! Actually, I'd like a big ole slicea that filet AND some chocolate pudding, then maybe I'll sing a THIRD song, ha, take THAT!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? Easy peasy.. Tupperware. I'll munch on the hot dog tomorrow.
Tuesday, August 27, 2024
Her name was Lola.........
She was a showgirl
But that was 30 years ago
When they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola
Still in the dress she used to wear
Faded feathers in her hair
And drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth, and she lost her Tony
Now she's lost her mind
Take you back............
You can't always get what you want......... Tired of waiting for you........ Welcome to the Hotel California........... you can check ou...
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OK, today boys and girls we're going to talk about......... What to do with our time in retirement! Exciting stuff eh? Looking around,...