Wednesday, November 30, 2022

Life has learnt me.....

Not everyone will like you.

Not everyone will dislike you.

Never hold your pizza box like school books (vertically).

Boogers happen.  All they are is dust in the wind.

Pavlov should never be allowed to rescue or foster, ding.

Some like it hot, some like it cold.  The lucky ones find cause for smile in either.

Sugar in the morning, sugar in the evening, sugar at suppertime, then, sit on a wall, have a great fall, they'll never be able to put you back together again.

To double your money, fold it in half. (Thanks Granny.)

We ALL will get an itchy itchy rash, cry help, I've fallen and I can't get up, step on a nail, a Lego, a snail [barefoot], your dog's tail, the gas, others (with intent), others (without intent.) in gum, dog poop,

Some people smell......... really good.  Really bad.  Like smoke. Like alcohol.  Like a rat.

The longer one is alive, the quicker we are to 'turn the channel' on something, someone, we don't like.

Blood IS thicker than water, but it too will freeze, boil, say stupid stuff, but also give reason to look forward to the day, the week, the month, the year, life.

Life can be whittled down to a shoe store.  We will never be able to see the view from all of the shoes within. Time will happen when you need steel toe shoes but ain't got 'em on.  Time will happen where you do things that your really know better than to do, and even if you're wearing sneakers, people will find out.  It's hard to find a good fit.  We all get measured.  Some are narrower, wider, longer, shorter than others.  Like poo poo, all feet will eventually stink.

It takes leather balls to play rugby. (That was for you JC, may you RIP.)

Pretending and make believe doesn't end with childhood. Everyone occasionally fakes it, yes, even us men. (Most, occasionally have a dirty mind.)

It's a different day and age.  Jeans now resemble Demolition Derby's. Usedta be, once a year, Marcel would come take your picture. Kids nowadays can't do anything without being on camera. Phones.  Ring doorbells. Security cameras. Facetime. Zoom.  GoPros, you name it, they snap it. They even Snap your chats.

Usedta be just when Lizzie Borden came around. Now, everyone gets hacked.

You 'SOMEBODY'?  Valedictorian?  PERFECT ACT Score?  Come see us when your time is coming and tell us you never ever forgot your UserID/password.

Interest is interesting. Love interest. Simple interest. Compound interest. Disinterest, datinterest. Of life, of people, of situation, Arte Johnson (Wolfgang) perhaps summed it up best, "Verry interesting."

Do something that someone doesn't agree with, some will say "That's it, never again will you get a chance with me." Most, I believe, will give a second chance. Grandparents and Wordle players give a minimum of six.

We'll probably never acquire all we want, but we're blessed in having what we need.

Relationships.  Wow, that's a blog for another day.  Some get it just right like Goldilocks.  There are 'stories' like Cinderella/Prince Charming, George/Gracie, Jimmy/Rosalynn, Jimmy/Mrs. Calabash, Ellen/Portia, Goldie/Kurt, John/Yoko, Johnny/June, Oprah/Stedman, Fred/Ethel, Barney/Betty, Fred/Wilma....even some we know.  You know who they are.  They're lucky, BUT, they work at it, deserve it.  Some of us, get it right, for awhile. Enjoy 'while' you got it.  

Even though it's said it's 'like riding a bike', in real life, one day we won't be able to. Sadly, everything ends.

Life's a gas.  Everyone farts. Pass it on.

Love, Victurd




Sunday, November 27, 2022

Christmas Island.......

Aloha ay.. aloha ay... aloha oha ay...  Sing it Leon!

How'dja like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
How'dja like to spend the holiday away across the sea?
How'dja like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
How'dja like to hang a stocking on a great big coconut tree?

Oh gee I dunno Leon.   I love my easy chair, that I do.

"You'll shoot your eye out."  No, that ain't it.  I mean "You'll get sand in your buttcrack."  Eww.

How'd you like to stay up late like the islanders do?
Wait for Santa to sail in with your presents in a canoe
If you ever spend Christmas on Christmas Island
You will never stray for everyday your Christmas dreams come true

Stay up late?  Hell, that last time I saw the ball drop on Times Square I think Nixon was in office.  

In a canoe? No reindeer?  LEON! That's worse than the self checkout at WallyWorld!

Dreams come true?  64 year old blonde, rich, divorced, hard of hearing, doesn't speak English?  Never happen.

How'dja like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
How'dja like to spend the holiday away across the sea?
How'dja like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
How'dja like to hang a stocking on a great big coconut tree?

The temps would be nice... coconut tree?  No pine needles to vacuum? Then again, I'd have to microwave 3 tons of popcorn to string up that whole tree.  What if a coconut fell and landed on a grandkid Leon?  I'm kinda fond of Christmas trees that have a more bottom heavy shape like me.

How'd you like to stay up late like the islanders do?
Wait for Santa to sail in with your presents in a canoe
If you ever spend Christmas on Christmas Island
You will never stray for everyday your Christmas dreams come true.

Well, I don't have covered parking here.  I hate longsleeves, pants. I suppose it might be OK if the women wore less.  I wouldn't have to fly would I?  Checking all the presents as baggage might cost more than the presents themselves Leon. Elevators?  I don't do well on elevators.

I'm a ginger, could I get sunburn in December? (Life was traumatic as a child at the community pool when it was me, only, wearing a t-shirt.)

I wonder if Gilligan, the Professor and Mary Ann enjoyed it?

I do like pina coladas, not fond of getting caught in the rain, not a fan yoga, I have MAYBE half a brain... Makin' love at midnight in the dunes of the Cape? (Do they have pharmacies?)

All in all, it is tempting, but I'll probably stay here Leon.

It all comes down to that bottom line. (Sand in the buttcrack.)  That would be grinding.

Love, Victurd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmAx-sxtMvQ




Saturday, November 26, 2022

Silence is Golden.....

Rag Doll......

Rag Doll was written in 1964 by Bob Crewe and Bob Gaudio of the Four Seasons.  It was released on a 45 as "The A-Side", and on the B-side, "Silence Is Golden."  Silence is Golden speaks from the shoes of a jolted lover.

That, ain't what this is about (although many might play shrink and ask "Are you sure?")

I love the four lines of this song that are:

Silence is goldenBut my eyes still seeSilence is golden, goldenBut my eyes still see

I didn't do much digging, but, the Four Seasons version must notta gone anywhere.  Three years later, the British band The Tremeloes released it, and it went bonkers (good.), sold millions, voted one of the best songs of 1967 - they even recorded an Italian version.

Therein lies the (or maybe my) problem.  I don't know if there was much "Damnit, that ain't fair" or "How could they" from the Four Seasons, mighta been, ain't sure - this much i know, I woulda shown my ass (sorry) and blabbed those questions.

I recently read something that I labeled as really, really arrogant.  Victor (that's me) wanted to stick my damn head inside the computer screen and holler "you are WAY too fulla yourself!"  I didn't, but I sureashell felt it.

While I sure admit to speaking/typing/lashing out to what I deem 'ugly', this time I didn't - and it's all the 'fault' of so many I respect like crazy.  Those that NEVER show their ass, you NEVER see their names in conflict (especially when there ain't no need for conflict) and I truly admire that/them.  I wish I could name names - but that wouldn't be fair to them.

I'll name one name, and only because I don't know him.  As a HUGE University of Missouri fan, it kinda sorta burns my butt to say his name, because he's a former KU football coach.  That said, I really, really respect what this man said, thus, I hold him in high esteem. (This blog, potentially used as fodder for my friends that are KU fans, will self destruct in two minutes.)

Mark Mangino, the former KU football coach (highly successful), there was a really really cool article about him in the KC Star a few years back.  He was a very stern coach who got results. That same sternness in part probably led to him eventually resigning at KU.

I know I've used what he said before in a blog so apologies because of repetitiveness, still, the message (to me at least) is beautiful.  "Talk less, listen more."

Again, remember (KU fans) this blog will self destruct in two minutes after i post it - but, Mark's wife was diagnosed with breast cancer.  She (and his entire family, kids/grandkids) mean the world to him.  One day she had a chemo treatment and insisted she go alone.  It was tough for him, but he let her.  Later, she called in distress because clumps of her hair were falling out.  Pacing the floor, not knowing what to do, he grabbed a razor and shaved his own head in support of her for when she same home.  “I expected her to be crying and everything, and she said, ‘You look terrible,’” Mangino recalled, laughing. “‘Why’d you do that?’”

Mark worked on himself in several ways.  He's a very large man, he lost 100+ pounds (ahm, Victor, maybe make a note of that?)   Of course he did it for his own health, but mainly because he wants to see his grandkids grow up.

I've got a buddy that brags (is proud, that sounds better) of how many paperbacks he's read this year.  It ain't me babe.  Gimme the Sport's page, 2 eggs scrambled, sausage patties, breakfast potatoes (fried), wheat toast and I can read, read, read the Sport's page fo'ever.  Amazes me, how much one can learn from reading the Sport's page, my take anyways.

Mark went on to detail folks that made an impact in his life.  His HS football coach, an ole blood and guts type - "he taught me toughness". One his favorite sayings he remembers his coach telling he and the football team "If you're waiting for your ship to come in, forget it, you've got to swim out to it."

He was an assistant at a small college.  Before one particular game, he remembers going over his notes "If they do this, we'll do that.... but if they do this, what will i do?"  About that time he looked over at his head coach and he was in the corner praying.  He (Mark) was admittedly young and his reaction was "well that's kinda foolish, is that going to help us pickup the blitz?"

Bottomline, my deduction is, thanks Mark, there's hope then that I ain't too old to learn.  I will try to remember the kind of September, oops, no, that ain't it, try to remember all these lessons, but mainly, to LISTEN MORE, TALK LESS.

I am a horrible cook.  In life, and sometimes in the kitchen, I show my ass and try to fix everything.  I struggle remembering I can't. I struggle thinking "How can they think, act like that?"  Well, we talked kitchen/cooking, all of us have different likes.  Maybe what comes off as arrogance to me might be a sign of wonderful confidence to another. (I still get to hate oysters though.)

Silence is goldenBut my eyes still seeSilence is golden, goldenBut my eyes still see

Hat's off (to see Mark's head) and, to commend my friends who ya never see at the 'smoke tree'.  HUH?  Ya gotta be from Liberty, MO (and old school) to unnerstand that one.

I am human, imperfect, hear me ROAR.......... hopefully after I've listened awhile.

Peace out.......... Victurd

Thursday, November 24, 2022

Opposite........

It's common knowledge I've got a big keyboard, ie, mouth i guess.  While i usually played right field in softball (that's where they stick 'the liability') I love 'coming from leftfield', ie, agin' the norm.

An ex sister inlaw just asked me..  (Before I go into that, lemme preface by saying we now call each other 'outlaws', still, I hope I made her feel good when I told her she's STILL in the Top 150 of my favorite people.  Truth is, I think we love each other like siblings, we actually did a blood brother/blood sister thing once... she was all sentimental, I was like "eh OK, let's do it." KIDDING, but we really did do that.

Anyways, she asked me what I'm thankful for............ I nicely chastised her by stating "Don't ever ask someone that like to write to "Tell me", but, I told her what I'm thankful for.

Well.

This ain't about that.

This is about what I could do without.  As I age, that list grows exponi.... exponitsh... exponishial.. it grows a lot.

THINGS I COULD DO WITHOUT:

40 pounds........  wrinkles..... a car without collision insurance in rut season..  sushi/fish/yes, crustaceans too,....   mayo, relish, most green veggies, salad dressing, avocados, anchovies, many, many kinds of foods, I am picky.

S'MORE I COULD DO WITHOUT:

People being aghast about what I won't eat (why do they care?)....    KU Jayhawk fans (not all, many though)... .ear hairs...  shoelaces...  checkenginelights...  flat tires...  all the crap that's in my trunk on top of the spare tire...  

Week old bananas..  apartment neighbors (nice people, just wish they didn't live here)...   tailgaters...  redlight runners...  people going at stop signs when it clearly ain't their turn....

Sentences that start with "I mean"...what about the next time they say a sentence and they don't preface it with that?  Do they mean what they're about to say?  I mean, really!

I mean S'MORE I COULD DO WITHOUT:

acid reflex.... loose stools (hey, it's my blog!)...  whenever in conversation in a group and someone says "I've got to go pee"... (Just shoot me, it's ALWAYS women)....

The whole your/you're, their/there thing, and lacking knowledge of same.

People who have a real hard time smiling.  In fact, next time it happens, I think I'm gonna ask "Can I tickle you?"

Afflictions, ailments, diseases.

The #2, 3, 4 and 5 starters for the Kansas City Royals.  Can't Singer start every game?  Royal batters who take strike three when it's right down the middle.

Hate, prejudice, uppityness..  

Electric car windows that break and can be fixed for 'only $900.'  Headlights on old Caddys that go out that cost $100 for the lamp and $200 to put it in (I ain't kiddin.)

BO.

Chained up dogs (unless there is no fenced yard, the dog can run around a bit, and it's a short term thing).

A 40 hour job.  Pages 2, 3 & 4 of the Kansas City Star which speak to shootings, car accident deaths, national and world disaster.

Hearing the name Don Dinkinger again.

Could do with worrying about people that seemingly don't enjoy life............. but I do worry.

Cliques (they're still a thing, I pray I'm not guilty.)

Commercials (most).

Most hound dog commands.  Sure, we need "C'mere" and "Down" when they jump on guests, but who gives a rats how hard they pull on the leash when you walk, they're excited!  Who cares if they walk in-step with you?  I, for one, don't care.   I love that a 9 pound dog can pull me up a small hill.

Demonstrated lack of respect for mankind, womankind.

Mean people.  They suck.

Cable bill increases.  Gas company increases.  Understand everything increases, but, these companies do it with all too much frequency.

I don't mind a good political discussion now and then, but, when that's the only thing a person lives, breathes for, "I'm like, Did you see the Chief's game?  Those yoga pants? That dog video on Facebook?"

Speeders in school zones. (I'm about done)

That many give up on relationships way too easily.

Most insects, for sure racoons, venomous snakes.

Bloggers who go on and on and on and on.

From leftfield,

Love, Victurd

Friday, November 18, 2022

Thanks.......

The times, there'a changin'........  We're not happily sitting in school on a Friday awaiting the bell to ring, so, woo hoo, the weekend starts, fun will be had, not  a care in the world.

We're no longer in the infancy of our careers, awaiting Friday 5pm so we can Pavlov thru traffic to spend a nice, cozy weekend with our significant other and our toddlers.  Aside from making ends meet (up to and possibly including both working, a 2nd job simply 'because ya have to') and care for our family is top priority.

We're past that age where we had one eye on our age, the other on the # of years to get to 65 or 70, or whatever your R day is to be... we'd drive home on Friday, pass the kids going as we were coming.  Look at significant other and say, "Ssshhhhhhh..... listen..... quiet," an event rarely afforded these past years.

Much...  much has happened in the recent years.  For most, retired. For some, working part-time because we want to or maybe have to.

With life, naturally, comes ugly.  Divorces.  Loss of loved ones.  Possible financial crisis.  Physical woes, afflictions.  Covid.  Shingles.  The Flu.  Going from point A to point B is no longer a 50 yard dash to win a Presidential Certificate - it can be more of a trial.

Your eyeballs here have helped me much. Truly.

I do believe there are yummy parts to aging.

Those you love, you love even more.  Those you don't, you don't really care any longer. We pick (or stay) with friends who basically, have fun.  We are in the Daylight Savings portion of life, it's precious time.

Music sounds better yet just as we remember it.. Paying for Cable,Wifi, Steaming, Dish sucks - but, affords 397 different options to watch and we can usually Goldilocks a "Baby Bear" channel that is "Just right," suits our mood, or both of our moods.

Hugs last a little longer. Smiles happen with frequency, because "Daylight Savings" of life is embedded in our brain.  Smiling, laughing is hella better than the alternative.

We are fortunate in the we can have a list of 23 things to accomplish today, sit down at the computer at 10am, and for the next three hours watch dog, cat videos, grandkid pics, read funny jokes only to stop and declare, "ah, I'm gonna go take a nap, I'll get to those other things tomorrow. Tomorrow is Tuesday isn't it?"

Our eyeballs open in the morning..  we internally say a word of thanks.  We sit on the side of the bed for awhile...  just because.  Because we know, sometime in the next hour we'll do something stupid (lose our balance, hop (four times) putting on our undies, fart as we walk, spill coffee grounds allover the side of the trash can) and if none of that has made us laugh, we rinse our face, look in the mirror, and that cinches laughter, and the thought "By gosh I'd BETTER HAVE HAD fun in life to look like this, from that."

No life ain't perfect, but we're not nearly as bugged by the imperfections we usedta be. A friend asks, "How ya doin?" and.......whilst our brain my drive by 'hip replacement... arthritis... weight gain.. pain, in some every day things...possible kid, grandkid probs' - we answer "Doing good, thank you" because, all in all, it's Daylight Savings Time- and we choose good.

We don't know what or who is ahead.  If you happen to be on Facebook and have those Memories pop-up daily, in looking at the comments from like 5, 7, 11 years ago, you're like "Damn, I miss him/her."  Thus, again, we hug a little tighter.  We don't hide the word love.  We compliment, because it feels darn good to do so. We send more texts.. even those of us that aren't big on 'the phone', make more phone calls. Touches, I guess we could call it.  Touches are good, feel good, and we are thankful they happen to be a two way street.

Kind things you've said here beat any prescription my Doc has ever written and i thank you.

Fleetwood Mac (which sounds just like we remember) says "You make loving fun."  For those of you in love, kudos.. we're not envious, we're grateful for you to have that love.

All of us though, combined, make living fun.  Thank you, and you and you and you.

Happy Thanksgiving

Thursday, November 17, 2022

Stop..............

There's the fictitious story of the guy that was speeding... the fictitious cop pulls him over for running a stop sign.  Explains to the guy 'why' ("You didn't stop back there at the 4-way").. "Eh, there were no cars coming from any direction, I slowed down.. stop, slow down, what's the difference?"

So, fictitious cop pulls the driver outta the car, grabs his night stick, starts beating the holy heck outta him.  After 20 or so 'bams', the fictitious cop says, "Now, would you like me to stop or slow down?"

Among the disgusting addictions people really need to stop......... alcohol, tobacco, marajawahna, misspelling words, overeating, watching porn, using computers, looking at their phone, shopping, video games, overworking........

You there?  Yeah you.  Don't think you ain't guilty.  Ever hit the elevator button a second time? Boughtya food in a box, read the 'structions, tossed box into trash, GONE BACK to get it out and reread?  Uh huh, thought ya had.

Lie to the doctor about exercising, smoking, drinking, eating... uh huh, stop it.

You even accidentally sent a text to the person you were talking about didn't you?  Take a break from the computer to check your phone?  Uh huh, what i thought.  That party you went to at the Metcalf's house.. You went to pee, THEN YOU LOOKED IN THE MEDICINE CABINET DIDN'T YOU?  STOP LYING.

Looked for your phone when it was in your hand? Hat when it was on your head?  Stop.  You even overthink eye contact don'tya?  Stop it...... 

Who'll stop the rain? I can't stop loving you...  Stop? In the name of love.....

Jenny left Forrest Gump.  He started running. He ran for three years, two months, 14 days and 16 hours. FINALLY, FINALLY he stopped.  "I'm pretty tired, think I'll go home now."

Next week.  Turkey. Stuffing. Mashed potatoes.  Gravy. Cranberry sauce. Corn.  Green bean casserole. Candied Yams.  You did it, you cleaned your plate.  Your belly tells you STOP! PLEASE! Then that there damn piecea pecan pie stares ya right in the face don't it?  Me too.

We can't stop tragedy.  Violence. Death. Envy. Jealousy. Hatred.  Time.

Thankfully, there's some pretty cool things that don't stop.......  True friends who have your back..  a family you can always count on...  someone who supports your dreams... humor and laughter... a person who doesn't give up on you...   and that damn EverReady bunny.

With old age, we find sometimes we stop things..... running.. jumping.. cartwheels.. roundoff-backflip-backflip. We can't stop saying "Stop me if I've ever told you this." (Most nice folks won't say "yeah, I've heard that" and sit there and pretend it's the first time to hear.  People are nice like that...... we can't stop NOT answering the phone when it's sitting right infronta us because we simply ain't in the mood to talk.  Saying "Oh, I'm just now seeing your text." and/or.. "your email went into my junk folder."  Uh huh, sure. That's the last thing I'll order on Prime this year, promise.  Uh huh.

Does love stop?  I guess some does.  I heard a gal say once (married 3 times i think) "I will always love my ex'es."  I feel that way.  About...... Elisabeth Shue.... Christina Applegate... Cher.. (hey, I'm old too).. 

494.  Four hundred ninety four words up there before I finally reveal "whyinthehell did I do this blog?"  (Victor, did you really count every single word?... No, I counted one paragraph, it had 38 words, there were 13 paragraphs, so, figured 494 words.) - to get to the purpose.

Blogging, I can't stop.  Sorry.  If it's any consolation, the checkenginelight on my dilapidated 2006 Cadillac DTS 170,000 miles won't stop either.

I wish (the cold would stop.. it would stop raining.. the price of gas/ground beef/toilet paper/beer would stop going up.. that one lady would stop talking..  people would stop asking me how many sides to a stop sign, why everyone knows there are ___ sides to a stop sign.)

D-, maybe a D.

Huh?  If you're not gonna stop, we're gonna start grading your blogs.

Stop.  Please

By William Phelps Eno

Whotheheck is he?  He invented the stop sign in 1900

Love, Victurd


Wednesday, November 16, 2022

Charlie James got gypped................... or......... What might Petula Clark say?

Baseball Ray......

I know for many of you, hubby sitting down to watch a baseball game might mean you're off to the den, or the kitchen, or the bedroom, to watch Netflix or similar. (And I know MANY families where it's the 'she' that's more into baseball, so it could be hubby bootscooting away from the MLB TV game.)

You may, "because they want to" go with them to a Major League game, but it ain't the same for you as for junkies like me - who feel, walking into and catching glimpse of, the perfectly green, perfectly manicured specter in front of you - it's simply a slice of heaven.

Inotherwords, this may all bore you, and that's ok, I've bored people here long before now and will continue to do so as long as my hands type and my brain, kinda, works.

I remember, as a kid, trips with my folks thru smalltown USA.  Virtually every town we came to - on the outskirts, there was a ballfield. I wanted dad to pullover, grab my glove and bat and try them all. That, of course, would be contrary to over the river and thru the woods to grandmother's house we must go, so we didn't, couldn't.  Didn't stop me from loving every single baseball field we came upon.

As a small child, living in Jeff City and points East (Jeff, St. Charles, St, Louis) my first Major League Baseball experience was Busch Stadium. It was pertier than Ann Margaret, sturdier than Tarzan, and I felt more at home than when I was 'with' Andy, Barney and Ope.

A move - (to KC suburb Liberty) across the State.  From one of the very best teams in MLB, to one of the very worst, the A's. That's ok, Municipal Stadium was the bomb.  Same green as Busch.  If dad went with us, we tried to park at Sam's (connected to the stadium, a gravel parking lot, in thinking back, I wonder how many of my fellow rock-chucking lads tossed one thru the windshield of a car as we walked to the game.) If Sam's was full, dad would pick a nearby neighbor's yard, where, for $2, they would promise to make sure no one disturbed the car. If dad was on a sale's trip, mom and I went to/fro the game via bus, WHAT a treat!

Oh my, the greenery.  The symmetry.  The bunny rabbit who came up out of the ground near home plate to give the ump more baseballs.  The bugs on the lamps at night.  The names we grew to know so well, Lumpe, Cerv, Siebern, Herzog...  The green bats they gave us snotnoses on Bat Day. The amplification of the God-like sounding public address guy..  We were THE very first team in baseball to have our City name stitched across the front of our uni's, backed by an owner who proclaimed "My intentions are to keep the A's permanently in Kansas City and build a winning ball club. I have no intention of ever moving the franchise." I still loved me some Stan the Man, and of course Charlie James.. but the A's were growing on me.

After the 1967 season, that owner moved the team to Oakland.  I didn't know hate. Well, I hatred snakes.  I never even knew anyone that had been divorced, and I for sure had never heard of pergatory - but there we were.  All dressed up, no team to go follow.

1969, Mr. K to save the day. Two more years of Municipal Stadium, then a brand spankin' new Baseball Park, not to mention a stadium for the Chiefs and an airport for all the ooutta towners to fly into to come witness same.  It was a time of growth. Kansas City was right up town!

I was admittedly sad the last time I had Bryants BBQ , the last time I was able to park in Sams, or a yard across the street.  Last time to see the bunny.

But holy smokes, the new Stadium, we could bbq hot dogs AND play a BIG OLE game of touch football (or wiffle ball)  in the parking lot.  The fountains.  Again, the greenery, perfection, symmetry - truly, a thing of beauty.  The crown on the scoreboard, yum. Not long after, I/we thought we was all growed up, beer mighta been involved, we'd by $5 tickets and by the 8th inning, we'd worked our way down to seats reasonably close to home plate.  I was probably on TV drinking.  Assuredly not a good thing.

That was 53 years ago.  Since, 'firsts' taking a son, 'grandkids'.  Four World Series. Champions twice. 1985, Game 6 (yes, the Denkinger game) was THE LOUDEST I've ever heard a crowd when Dane Iorg, bottom of the 9th, down 1-0, one out, Iorg singles home Sundberg and Wathan for the walkoff win.  I understand the 2014 Wild Card game was louder, wish I woulda been there.

Game 7, 1985 my ex and I had seats right behind home plate.  In the very last row of the stadium.  I had a blue shirt, took magic marker to it, drew a picture of Missouri, designated KC and STL, adorned with the wording "May the West Team win!"  The rest, inka Denk a Denk, is history.

I was OK, after awhile, when we moved to A's Country.

Took a couple years, but I was OK once Mr. K founded the Royals.  I was sad, last game at Municipal, would never again be able to see the kids in the upper reaches of the football bleachers at Lincoln High School peeking over into see the A's. But I was ok, eventually, when The K was built.

Victor, whotheheck is Charlie James? After Stan the Man retired, Charlie, played left field, was my very favorite St. Louis Cardinal player in the early 60's for St. Louis.  Charlie fell out of favor (not mine) and was eventually traded to make room for some guy named Brock from the Cubs.  Somehow, I was OK eventually.

The hell does Petula Clark have to do with all this?

When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go, Downtown.  When you've got worries all the noise and the hurries, seems to help I know, Downtown.

WHAT?  YOU'RE GONNA MOVE US WHERE?  John Sherman, new owner of the Royals, announces transparent intent to move the Royals downtown.  Lease on present stadium expires in ten years, would like to move before then.

Selfishly, I'm agin' it. I love the ease of getting in my car in Liberty, being in the lot, then in the stadium in my seat in just about 30 minutes.

I've had my time.  I made it past James.  Made it from Busch, to Municipal, to Kauffman.  I'm still here, with t-shirts left in my dresser of The Cardinals, the A's and the Royals.

We knew this was coming.  We're old, we don't like change.  Dadgummit the coffee filters usedta be in a paper goods ailse, whyintheheck did you move 'em over by the Folgers Coffee? Dear City fathers, it takes a heck of a lot longer now to get from A to B with that dadgum new stoplight you put in.

"They say", it won't cost taxpayers any additional. (Extension of the existing tax must be approved, there are many old folks like me in Jackson County, i worry about that.)  "They say" there will be added revenues (hotels, bars, restaurants, businesses, apartments, condos, yada.)  "They say" actually MORE tax dollars than present to KC.  "They say" we'll figure parking out.

If "They say" holds true - PROMISE to use the extra funds for payroll.  We need it, our city deserves it.

I say, selfishly, I don't want it (downtown), but it's in all likelihood what folks 20 to 50 want.  I'm ok with that.  

I've seen enough, sat through enough, been distraught enough, been jubilated enough, i can sit next to sonny boy and say "Now listen here you little whippersnapper... back in my day........" and tell any one of 2,000 stories. (Including the one from 1980, after we FINALLY beat the gosh darn Yankees.. we happened to be parked RIGHT BY the Yankee team bus.  Reggie had struck out in a Big Big at bat.  He was watching us.  Hamp was the pretend pitcher. Sanford was the pretend lefthanded batting Reggie, I was the pretend umpire. Hamp thru, STRIKE ONE (And we looked up at Reg)..  Next toss, STRIKE TWO!  (Reg not smiling)..  One more, STRIKE THREE!  We all did knee slappers whilst staring at the bus.  Ah, he, his ego back then, he earned it.

When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go, Downtown.

I/we have had our time, it's ok.

Love, Victurd

It's almost Thanksgiving, and...as we age.......

We find there is much to be thankful for.

Pillboxes, so we know what day it is.

Calendars, so we remember what month it is, especially this month so we can remember to be thankful.  

That we're entitled to be cranky, drive 5 mph under the speed limit, and buy 14 different kinds of scratch off tickets at noon at QuikTrip.

So much, like........

Silent farts.

Friends with the considerate chutzpah to tellya, "Buddy you need to trim your nose hair."

When you use your fork to stir around Aunt Clara's vegetable concoction, convincing folks you tried it.

When you hit a golf ball, you think it's in the woods, but a buddy finds a ball in play, next to a tree, and asks "Is this your ball?" insteada "What kind were you playing?"

Walking out of the laundromat with an even number of socks.  Also, finding you remembered this being the 11th month, (an odd month) so you washed your hanky (whether it needed it or not) because it's an odd month.

Old friends.

Older friends.

A pee pee dance that doesn't end before you get there. 

That God gave us wonderful hearing, so we have the ability to hear every damn thing 20, 30 and 40 year olds say when they talk about us because they think we can't hear.

That once-a-month "OH BABY OH BABY OH BABY" feeling. Prevert.  I'm talking Social Security Direct Deposit here.

That look on the face of your grandchild when you tell them to '"hang up the phone, (huh?) because I've got good news, I'm springing for Pizza... so, go get the phone book, get Pizza Hut's number and dial them up."

When we retire at night in the right bed at Golden Acres.

When we retire at night in the wrong bed at Golden Acres.

Picking up Grandchildren.

Dropping off Grandchildren.

Sending your grandchild (via Amazon) a toy that needs to be assembled and has over 100 pieces.

Remembering the Fixodent before you blow out the candles.

Remembering your checkbook and writing that $3.22 check in the '10 item or less line' at the Piggly Wiggly the night before an impending blizzard.

You forget something at the Piggly Wiggly.  You go back, get it.  Total is $1.67, you know you've got that much cash, so, you grab a dollar, then you check your purse, your three coat pockets, your four pant pockets because you know how happy everyone is when you pay the exact change. (You recognize Sarah, the checker and an old neighbor of yours, so you tell her about your grandson's upcoming graduation in Pocotello, Idaho and his plans on what he will do after high school., and, the names and ages of his six siblings. After you pay.) Life is wonderful, everyone is thankful when you are pleasant.

Being old allows us to not care much about what others think.  Having fun.  

Like, gone, not forgotten.

Like, driving down the road, coming to the stoplight, there's a hound pooch in the lane next to you enjoying the fresh air so you simply wanna see how he will react when you tell him "Go get your ball!"..... 

or, being in line behind a sagger and saying under your breath (but loud enough sagger mebbe might hear) "look,...... skid marks."... 

or, remarking to the youth adorned with a two nostril ring, "I'm a huge fisherman, is that a #4 or a #6 treble hook?" (It's genuine curiosity, not shaming!)

Hey, before you get sideways with me, I just came off an article that says, if we are over 40, we can't use ANY of these slang terms:   YOLO...  Cray-cray...  Oh, snap!...  Hanrgy..   Talk to the hand...  Savage...  Karen...  Fam...   Bruh...  I can't even...  Hashtag..   OMG... 

Appreciate it....

So.....

Just about the time they ask to discuss your will, tell 'em you're gonna think on that, for now you and granny are gonna go Netflix and chill.

iyay ovelay eingbay oldyay , ankfulthay orfay osay uchmay . igday ? 

Love, Victurd

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Here lies Ebenezer Geezer.....

Ebenezer's parents, Caesar and Deezer, understood Eb may be subject to teaser Geezer barbs that asscociate their son to the cold hearted miser of "A Christmas Carol" fame - but, they knew, anyone that read the entire novel, or watched the entire movie - would come full circle to see just how wonderful of a heart 'Ebenezer' actually had.

In spite of 'the end of the movie' transformation, poor Eb lived life extremely squeamish.  He basically worried about any, everything.

Once, he had an itchy, itchy rash.  So........ he went directly to WebMD.com, learned "if you have a fever with the rash, go directly to the ER." Or, "it could be the result of an allergy to a medication and some medication allergies can become serious, if breathing becomes difficult, go the the Emergency Room or call 911 ASAP."

Holy guacamole.

Eb had the biggest, comfiest ole bed there ever was - but... virtually every night, if he lay beneath two comforters, he still couldn't sleep, felt like he was Geezer in a freezer.  This made him fret, so he grabbed another pillow and became a 2 pillow squeezer. Insomnia.  He Googled it. "In a 1989 study, research pointed to a direct link between sleep deprivation and and death." The study found that "total, prolonged sleep deprivation inevitably leads to death in rats."  HOLY SLIMY RODENT BREEDER, it's soon to be death for me, Ebenezer.

Thus, he rolled back over.  He would neva, eva, after that day, that night, go a day without a minimum of 8 hours sleep.  In fact, Geezer's sleep got deeper, he developed an affinity for naps, they were now a keeper.

"Could I be sleeping too much?" The squeamish Eb would run past his brain...... This time he tried Ask.com....... "It's true a good night's sleep is essential for health, but oversleeping has been linked to a host of medical problems, including diabetes, heart disease and increased risk of death."  GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST! (Not you dad).. IFN'S I HAVE TO, THIS GEEZER WILL UN-PRY MY EYELIDS WITH A TWEEZER!

It all gave him a tummy ache.  He'd awaken and ask, "Did I have enough sleep, or too damn much, I guess this would resemble marriage, for Geezer, impossible to please her!"

He tried foods from the freezer... chopped up meat finely with a cleaver.. downed water bottles like a geyser...  Worry worry worry, Geezer couldn't catch a breather... so... he went to (this time) Bing. "Should I be worried if Geezer's tummy is always queasy?"  

Bing said "Abdominal pain, also known as stomach ache, is a symptom associated with both non-serious and serious medical issues." Geezer thought "Well that's a teaser, please tell Ebenezer something to calm me, make me a deep breather. What the heck could be serious about a belly ache?" (more)...

"Appendicitis, perforated stomach ulcer, pancreatitis, ruptured diverticulitis...."  STOP!  I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP!  AHM, NO, I'M GETTING UP!  HOLY JEEPERS, I'M GONNA GO HAVE ME A REEFER!"

So Eb smoked pot. He was in a state of panic, but he also happened to live in a State where it was legal, and sold on damn near every corner like Fried Chicken.  He tried a gummy.  "Wow did I sleep good!"  "Oh sh*t!  Too much?"  There's no escape, so he went back to his vape.  And joints.  And gummies that actually did help his belly but disrupted his sleep so he tossed 'em.  S'more pot.

OH NO!  I'M ADDICTED! NOW WHAT?  (Someone told Geez "Try the search engine DuckDuckGo, it's pretty good."  So he did.  "DuckDuckGoose, er, I mean DuckDuckGo, can marijuana kill me?" "In 2018, a teenager died of dehydration due to cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (CHS). CHS is a condition that can occur in regular cannibus smokers and causes insomnia, nausea, vomiting and abdominal pain." HOLY GATEKEEPER, ME, EBENEZER GEEZER IS DOOMED, FINITO, A ONCE EAGER BEAVER, MY WOES ARE GETTING DEEPER AND DEEPER."

He neva, eva smoked pot or had a gummy ever after.

All was going pretty good.  Oh, he'd get a tad tired.  Would take a nap, then remind himself, 'damnit Geezer, git up" so he did.. An occasional rash, nuttin' a little salve from the WallyWorld pharmacy section couldn't cure.

Then he pooped.  Again, and again.

And again. For days.  "Jeepers creepers, is Eb gonna be a keeper? Screw Google, WebMD, Bing, DuckDuckWhatever, I'm going to my old standby Yahoo. "Yoo-who Yahoo... can diarrhea kill me?"

Eb didn't show up at church that Sunday, which was not unusual because he didn't go to church. He didn't make it to Yoga class on Tuesday though, nor his Transcendental Meditation group on Thursday. He only went to the bars on Fridays (fear of Cirrosis of the liver Google had taught him.) "Nope, not there Friday" said his friend Wheezer.

Ebenezer Geezer ALWAYS, every Saturday afternoon, went to dinner at Caesar and Deezer Geezer's house..  He didn't this particular Saturday.  Caesar called the non-emergency police line, asked for them to do a welfare check on Eb.

They did.  Not good.  There on the computer (Yahoo to be specific).. "Despite reductions in infectious disease mortality in the US, diarrhea deaths on the rise."

Of course Caesar and Deezer were devastated.  They accompanied Ebenezer's worries of woe his entire life.  Rashes.  Insomnia. Oversleeping. Abdominal pain. Pot trial and error.  Finally, diarrhea.

A fitting ceremony, burial was held.  They (Caesar and Deezer) were ready for a breather.

Days later the coroner's report made it to their mailbox. Great Caesar's ghost, they'd finally know what brought Ebenezer's demise.  A seizure?  A fever?  Deep gash from a cleaver, a bleeder? A coronary? Is the scoop the poop? What, on Earth, was this life cheater?

At the bottom of the letter.......... the coroner's proclamation:

Cause of death:    

"The internet."

Victor, what a shitty blog.  Sorry, kinda!  

When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst, Diarrhea!  Diarrhea! When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd, Diarrhea!  Diarrhea! When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea!  When you're sittin' in a Chevy and your pants are feeling heavy, Diarrhea!

Love, VicTURD


Monday, November 14, 2022

How do you spell relief?

Please remind me, much is good.

A full belly.

The look on the face of a child that has just taken their first steps.

The look on the face of a child on a bike, first time, sans training wheels.

The proudness of a child, exiting (enter Big Box Store name here) with their very first backpack for school, just like big brother, big sister.

Hearing "Good night mommy, I love you" or "Good night daddy, I love you."

Picking up the phone, hearing the voice of one of your favorite people in the entire world.  They bring you comfort, smile, thanks.

The dog, come'a runnin' when you get home.

The dog, peeking thru the curtains from atop the sofa, when you're leaving.

The indifference of your cat.

A body, who likes you, sitting next to you on the couch, and, you like them.

Grandma.

Grandpa.

Being granted much of what we take for granted.  Standing up.  Sunrises, sunsets. Hearing birds. Hugs. The receiving end of a smile.

An email in one's inbox that isn't spam, doesn't want you to buy something, the name is easily recognizable, quickly invokes smile, and was sent for no reason other than to say "I was thinking of you."

The furnace that comes on.  The furnace that comes on and is blowing warm air.  The car that starts, no funny sounds, no checkenginelights glaring at you.

Hearing "You look nice today."  Saying "You look nice today."

A father, dancing with daughter in bridal gown.

A mom or dad, watching their child playing, unbeknownst to child, a smile warms them.

A grandma or grandpa, watching their grandchild playing, unbeknownst to grandchild, a smile warms them, reminds them of so many years ago, feeling the same way about their own child.

A grandma or grandpa, watching their child, watching their child, unbeknownst to the child or the grandchild, a smile warms them, the very furthest thing from their mind is woe.

Aromas from the kitchen.  The loving hands holding the pans preparing the concoctions. 

When they finally get to #247 and it's realized the tassel was worth the hassle.

The havoc of winter thru the window, thermostat doing it's job at 70 degrees.

Admiring the wise words of those you admire.  Being content with them having said the words and knowing it's ok to wish you'da said 'em, but it's ok you didn't, they did.

A day where the Golden Rule has been upheld, demonstrated.

You're sweating, harried, you've shivered, worried.. you've reached, nervously addressed "OH NO, WHAT DO I DO NOW?"  Then, you open your eyes, realize...  it was just a dream.

You're sweating, harried, you've shivered, worried.. you've reached, nervously addressed "OH NO, WHAT DO I DO NOW?" You're moved in the realization, THIS IS REAL. People, friends, loved ones help you past that.  "This too shall pass" they say. "One day you will look back and kinda giggle about how worried you were."  And, you later learn, they're correct.

You look at the loaf of bread, notice a spot of mold, you toss it.  You look at life.  Much, is same ole same ole, but you're thankful that doesn't make it stale.

Bumps in the road no matter what you drive.  Gump happens.  We will be scared. We will love someone so much one day we're certain the day will come we'll cry, be sorrowful. Imagine though, what it would feel like, never lending your heart to life.

If life were Worlde, one might guess it's ITCHY, HARSH, MESSY, SHAKY, SURLY, TESTY, ROUGH, TOUGH, ANGRY, CRUEL, FOGGY, JADED, RIGID, WEIRD.

Wow, that's 14 misses, we're outta here!

The real answer.

Life is GREAT, if only we would (all) remind ourselves.

Love, Victurd


Sunday, November 13, 2022

What goes up must come down........

Mind outta gutter you PREVERTS!

(THERE, that got ridda anyone who might be offended by a baby cussword or two here.)

JUST KIDDING, heck, if my Social Security check were larger I'D PAY people to read my blog!

I woke up this morning (It's dayum cold here in KC), 3 comforters atop me.. "Do I really haveta get (up), out in this cold? Furnace working overtime, it's 17 degrees out and I think it (furnace) ain't been able to maintain and it's like fitty-something degrees in my apartment.  You know, kinda like setting the cruise control then going up a big damn hill.

What goes up must come downSpinnin' wheel got to go 'roundTalkin' 'bout your troubles, it's a cryin' sinRide a painted pony, let the spinnin' wheel spin...
I was all set to write a blog and complain about how dadgum cold it is.  It would be a tribute to mailmen (and women) everywhere, kids who are walking to schools, and the crossing guards who shiver as they hold up 'STOP' signs.
Except, it's Sunday, they ain't out there.
So (a needle pulling thread, jk)..  So, I decided to inspect this song. I likes this song. Many did, do.
If you no likey looking into a singer, their song, a tad more, all good - Snagglepuss here.  Promise to not be offended.  Kinda like when you're driving in the car, a song comes on you no likey, so, you touch (I think that's how they do it) something on that newfangled screen on the dash that's damn near as big as a Drive In screen - and change the music.  (Me, I usedta just hit fast-forward on my car's cassette player, but, there's a broken tape stuck in there, so now I just push the AM radio button to find another station.)
Ya got no money and yeah, ya got no homeSpinnin' wheel, all aloneTalkin' 'bout your troubles and ya, ya never learnRide a painted pony, let the spinnin' wheel turn
David Henry Thomsett (WHO?) Oh, sorry, that's his birth name. I guess his performing name is David Clayton-Thomas and yes, he of Blood, Sweat and Tears fame.  Anyways, he grew up in Canada. Toronto to be specific.  As a young punk, he usedta frequent Yorkville, a wonderful vibrtant artisitic community for folk music and counterculture.
Victor, this is dragging, spiff it up.  Sorry, I'll try.  The area attracted a lot of R&B and Blues bands from points like Detroit and Chicago - because, Toronto had  'no colour' bars versus 'back home' for the R&B dudes who could only play in black bars.  Very, very popular in Toronto.  They also had matinees, where he (and others under 21) could go, listen to the bands.  Soon, he began sitting in on gigs, and that's where this blog ends, the rest of the story, Good Day, Paul Harvey, jk.
Did ya find the directing signOn the straight and narrow highway?Would you mind a reflecting sign?Just let it shine within your mindAnd show you the colors that are real
Real Estate in Yorktown skyrocketed, club owners couldn't afford the rent, thus, clubs closed, in came fancy schmancy shops.
So (a needle threading this whole damn blog together) he moved to New York, Greenwich Village to be specific.  GV was a bigass version of Yorktown.
Victor, you forgot to add the part where he wrote this song before he left Canada, presented it to his record label guys, they said "Nah, no, no no... sounds like jazz..  jazz doesn't sell." So, they tore up his contract, he stuck the sheet music in his guitar case for the move to NY. (The company was called Arc Records, and I'm reminded of Fred Sanford's quote, "DUMMY.")
Someone is waitin' just for youSpinnin' wheel, spinnin' trueDrop all your troubles by the riversideCatch a painted pony on the spinnin' wheel ride
David lived upstairs from a club he'd play in, 'Cafe Wha?', and downstairs, in a club called 'The Underground' some guy named Jimi James played.  WHO?  Jimi James, oh, he would change his name later to Jimi Hendrix. Nearby, Carole King and James Taylor played in a joint called 'The Bitter End.'  So, Victor, what you're saying is "Lotta talent."  (I shake my head up and down, yes.)
So BS&T was soon formed in NY.  Bingo. Popularity. So popular in fact, Victor, how popular were they?  So popular, they were THE #2 highest paid at Woodstock. They got $15,000, and Jimi James, er, Hendrix, got $17,500, except, people crashed the gates, money was never collected, nobody got paid. Damn the luck. Even when they years later released the movie, BS&T was nowhere to be found in it because then they woulda had to have been paid a portion of the box office. What goes up, often comes down to nothing. 
Someone's waitin' just for youSpinnin' wheel, spinnin' trueDrop all your troubles by the riversideRide a painted pony, let the spinnin' wheel fly
That wasn't too good <-- this is what one of the band members exclaimed after they finished recording the song.  It actually made it in some versions but was later edited out.

There has been much studying of this song.. some say "religious".. some say 'drugs' (painted ponies)...  David says "Nope, it was just my way of saying 'Don't get to caught up in movements because everything eventually comes full circle."

So (a needle pulling thread), Victor, you wrote all that crap to remind yourself not to get too bent outta shape about freezing your ass off?

Uh huh, did,

You just wasted 15 minutes of my life.

So solly.

Drop all your troubles by the riverside,
Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel fly.

HEY!  If you're going to the Chief's game in a few hours, dress really really warm!

Dummies

SNOW?  TUESDAY?  DAMNIT JIM!

Ride a painted (sled) and let the spinnin' wheel fly

Love, Victurd

Friday, November 11, 2022

Spare change.......

I love this world.  Virtually, almost everything and anything within it.

Last year, after watching the rate of my gas bill go up up (but not) away, they sent me an email about level pay.  You got it Spire, I aspire for that.... a few weeks ago, my furnace came on for the first time this year.  All good.  Then, it didn't go off. Eh, I'm on level pay now, no biggie.  Then I noticed it hadn't gone off by the time I retired underneath two huge comforters, so I lowered the thermostat.

I came home from playing golf the other day, tweren't bad out, not ideal, but not bad.  Furnace was on.  All good, I'm on level pay now, no biggie.  And then I noticed it'd been on for quite awhile, so I looked at Accuweather, noticed the temp was 61, I don't need no stinking furnace at 61, turn the thermostat down yet again.

This morning, all three local forecasters got it right (damnit.)  Brrrrr.  My furnace just came on. OK, OK, OK, I get it. Stay on please, feed me heat Seymour, change just jumped over the horizon.

Choices.  Looking at all of the above, choices.  Should I cuss, kick, call the switchboard lady at Spire and give her a piece of my mind? Or, do I look in the mirror, realize how damn happy I am to still be here, observe the changing of seasons again, and say a little prayer of thanks.

I prayed.

I go to the gym (sometimes). I observe kids (that is anyone under age 40) moving, jumping, lifting, running, walking, all in ways there ain't no way in hell I'll ever do that again. Grab my cane and whack their ass?  Furrow my eyebrows in Ebeneezer fashion, or, delight in the fact my brain is right there with 'em, and it's fun to see.

I smiled.

Change happens, there's no sparing it. There's much in this world I don't understand. I saw a video recently, an 8th grade vocal music teacher.  He's gay.  He feared, maybe, should folks find out, it would really, really complicate life as he knew it in this world.  His 'friend' Joe would often come visit him at school. "Joe's just a really good friend" he'd tell the kids. Months later, a wedding was planned.  Secretive, or so he thought. Turns out, the kids had an inkling, got to know Joe, even helped arrange an extra plan for their wedding day.  Just as they were ready to go to the alter, in walk 34 eighth graders - all in a row, all to the front. On cue, this young choir wonderfully sang the Beatles "Love Is All You Need." Turn the video off? Speed dial the school board?

I cried.  A happy cry.

Me, me, me, me, me. No, that's not me exercising my lungs getting ready to sing, I only do that in the car, by myself. OK, OK, I did karaoke once, but it was in St. Thomas, however many thousand miles that is away from anyone else that could hear.  A couple years ago I got an affliction.  It's not deadly, it is forever, it has changed me, how I walk (very slow now), but hey, I got me a blue placard, no longer will I ever waste $3 of gas looking for a close spot at WallyWorld.  Anyways, at our HS Class reunion recently, I caught the eye of a buddy watching me.  This buddy and I were on the football team together. Ran track together.  I could tell he was sad.  Acknowledge and tell him "Hey, I'm ok!"

I silently thanked him for caring.  There is not a one of us spared from change. There were several who could not, did not attend the reunion due to health issues.  I'm lucky.  Happy.

I've friends who have cancer.  Progressive neurological issues.  Declining mental faculties.  They would not want pity.  Certainly, might ask for a prayer, and we'll all be happy to do so.  Point is, many worse off and damnit I wish we could change that for their better.

Much, much I miss.  Aging has a way of taking things from us, but then, we get to fill our hearts, souls, minds with so, so much more.  We are blessed with the capability to 'think young', hell to the yeah. We may change internally, but oh, our eyeballs STILL get to witness, status quo, hustle, bustle, love, youth - and that's an even better idea to fill our tanks than either regular ole regular petrol, or, recharging Tesla.

I've a buddy, roughly same age, recently had a stroke.  A shame for sure.  My mother had a massive one at age 56. Left side. Didn't effect her speech, she did walk but really never gained usage of her left arm.  She'd say "Different strokes for different folks." My buddy is still awaiting, hoping for movement in his left leg, none yet.  So, what's he do?

He laughs, jokes, exceedingly quick wit.  He came from wonderful roots.  He's aware of being thankful for whatya got, not whatya ain't. Inspiring he is.

Sure life can be cruel.  Observation, aging has taught us that.

In the time I've written this... gone back and corrected all the damn red-underlined misspelled words - my furnace has not shut off.

Thank you Spire.  Thank you furnace.  Thank you friends reading this.  We're seeing, experiencing the changing of the seasons.

The changing of much.

Where I work, customers are gratuitous, ie, there's a tip jar and they put ones, fives, quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies, all - in the jar.  If you happen to be sharing a shift with a co-worker, it's split 50-50. I once worked with a gal, not certain her age is important, but she was 18.  End of the day, we'd divvy it up.. I'd hand her her share of the change, "Oh, that's ok, thank you but I really don't like change, you keep it."

I will, and I thank God for the ability to see, appreciate change during change, all the while with the outlook of a youngster.

Have a hug.  Have a kiss.  Have a laugh. Senda 'how you doin?' text. Tell someone "hey, did I ever tell you how much I (appreciate you, am thankful for you, admire you, love you)?"

Well, i do.

Love, Victurd

Thursday, November 10, 2022

You know those lists they have here of "every place you've ever traveled to" and you putta Heart beside the city?

Well, this ain't that.

Sorry, kinda.

This is moreso a sophomoric attempt to write a blog using City, County, Mountains, Sea, Lake names, yeah, crap like that.

You plan stuff like this when you're a kid and in school. I remember way back in PE class, we had this one kid, Chad, he was a jerk, Oman was he. He liked to run around the gym, punch guys in a certain spot, they would double over in pain, he called it Iraq.  Then, as if he were playing tag, Iran (he called it) to get away. We called the whole thing Bangkok, and we would beg our PE teacher (we called him Baghdad) to make him stop.

He was a difficult child to raise.  He'd take his golf club and hit golf balls in the house.  It make Denmarks.  His mom was a stripper, worked in Poland, his dad worked in a Dehli where he made Chili all day. They would get so mad, so frustrated with him, the neighbors called their Casablanca 'Ireland'.

They wanted him to leave.  "Jamaica us crazy." So he got a job at this place where you hauled your own concrete, Jakarta, but he ultimately got laid off when a competitor started advertising big time and ran off all their business.  Khartoum was their name.

His dream was to save enough money to visit that clothing optional beach, Titicaca, but again, he got laid off.  So he only made it as far as that place where all the Marvel Comic characters live, Cape Town.  Since he only spoke one language, he took a partner with him.  It was he Andorra because she was bilingual.  While they never made it to the clothing optional place, he still got to see some perty women, Ms. Marvel,  Storm, Black Widow, the Scarlet Witch..  all in all, still an Eiffel.

While he was enroute, they saw something and couldn't believe their eyes.  They always thought, after Christmas, St. Nick and the elves relaxed and had down time on the North Pole.  Nope.  As they were boating to Cape Town, they happened to see them all on a Santa Cruz. Erie, but a Superior idea.

Bored after awhile in Cape Town, he went to the casino and played blackjack, kept Dublin down.  Turns out, he was cheating, counting cards, Egypt them outta thousands. He'd made enough to even go hunting.  Of course he went to Italy, the greatest hunting in the World because it's where the deer and the antelope Rome.

I want to apologize as this is the worst blog ever but before I go I just wanted to say Zimbabwe.  I couldn't work it into the blog but it's fun as hell to say, so, Zimbabwe. I'm Hungary now.  Gonna heat up some Greece, throw a little Brussels in, maybe some Vienna sausage, some Turkey, Bologna, Yorkshire pudding, top it all off with a little Champagne.

This blog will self destruct in 2 minutes.  You're welcome.

Love, Victurd

Wednesday, November 9, 2022

Give me a break......

 Give me a break, break me off'a piece'a that Kit Kat bar.......

I love dogs, I REALLY REALLY do. You throw a tennis ball, they bring it back. You grab a leash and head towards the front door - they're like a kid who's just been told "Santa came, it's time to get up." As disgusting as it probably is, given where their tongues in all likelihood have been, it still even provokes a smile when the hound doggy licks one's face.....

But then......

But then......

If they get off their leash, it is LITERALLY a dog-eat-dog world.  Ever eat a pine tree?  Ever break up a dogfight? A dog bite feels a hunnerd and ninety four times worse than a wasp sting.  Sixty four times worse than accidentally snapping that mouse trap on your pinky when you place a slice'a cheese in there.  DOGS HATE OTHER DOGS (most anyways.)

THAT........

THAT reminds me of the political ads.  

THAT (dog-eat-dog-world) reminds me of politicians.  Off their leash. "While on my leash, I'll smile big and wide like I just got my chops cleaned by that dental hygienist, BUT, when I get all gussied up for my political ad, I will bite you, claw you, speak so evilly about you that folks might wanna put you in jail.  Then, I add my name to it and say yeah, that was me, I approve that."

THAT............ sucks.  Like a dogfight.  120 days of 'em.

We (those of us running for office) ARE really, really good, nice, fun, honest, for-the-good-of-all-mankind (and woman-kind) BUT, for a hunnerd and twenty days we're gonna throw the GD (Gosh Darn) Golden Rule out the wind'er.

Give me a break.

Give me a break.

Break me off a piece'a that Kit Kat Bar.

I don't care if its "I've got an itchy itchy rash..."  That guy on the Progressive commercials who dictates 'no fun' into the lives of Progressive employees...  Hell, I'll even take Vinson Mortgage ads (if you ain't from KC, just know it's the worst gosh awful voice you'll ever hear.)

Putt putt me to the Pizza Hut.  Plop plop fizz fizz, I'll even trade having heartburn, acid reflex if you stoppy the political dog-eat-dog ads.

You deserve a break today, (We all do.)

The best part of waking up is the day after, no matter if your blue wasn't blue enough, or red, not red enough.

I don't wanna grow up (if, once I turn 18, I've gotta listen to that crap for years and years to come,)

Save the poitical ads.  Heck, even if you're that KC Siding company that gives outstanding discounts for me letting you put the long, seamless, perfect length pieces of siding on the front and sides of the house in exchange for me allowing you to put small pieces (3', 5', 8', 12', mixed) all across the back of the house, DO IT..  I'll take my lawn chair out and watch ya work.  I'll CALL NOW.

"Wrecking our schools...  ruining our hospitals and threatening your families... there'll be violence, bloodshed and death... BOTH SIDES!  In Sunny Cali one D_______ strategist admitted (in a D vs D race) "it's a race to the bottom.  It's turned into a derby about who can accuse the other of being the most extreme. That's not a healthy debate to have."  Hell to the yeah, Meow-meow-meow-meow, you tell 'em, I'll pat ma' paw!

I want my baby back baby back baby back, CHILI's baby back ribs (and, ALL my fun commercials!)

I'd like to teach the world to sing............ and love..... and hold hands in church, with , 'the other guy'.. and smile, and hug, and well wish.

THERE ARE ENOUGH stressers (divorce, illness, money, lack thereof, pain, addiction, bad bosses, layoffs, hang-nails (hell yeah, they hurt!).. THE TOE.. cleaning around the coffee table and you try to snap the little toe off of your foot... YEOOOOWWWWWWWWWW.  That stuff.  We've enough of it.  We're filled to the gills with anti-anxiety meds, blood pressure testers, meds, recreational goodies for those that live in recreational goody States.......  We no needy you to contribute MORE to all the stuff we already gotta deal with.

Of course I like me, but during those political ads I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner. mebbe even a Five Dollar Foot Long.....

I wanna take a trip...  SEE THE USA IN MY CHEVROLET........ with Nationwide on my side..... I wanna be, all that I can be...... pull over to the side'a the road and have two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame see bun. Mebbe some chocolate with nuts, as, sometimes I feel like a nut.... I've got the time, Miller's got the beer.. Beer after beer.

THE ELECTION IS OVER and we didn't even have to call Roto Rooter, that's the name, and away go troubles down the drain.....

Roto Rooter! (you thought I forgot that part didn't you?)

I guess though... if it's only every couple'a years we can put up with it.  We can still turn off the TV, radio... go outside.. visit with someone, like a good neighbor. The twins down the street (double your pleasure, double your fun)... 

Life, it's gotta be fun and it's gotta be sweet.

Heck, I might even go out on a date...... I'm at my best with Maybelline... but..  every kiss begins with Kay.  (VICTOR, leave Sara Lee OUT of the conversation!)  Ok, but... nobody does it like (VICTOR!)

Whew, they're over.  We made it.

Think Ill go down a Miller Lite.  (TASTE GREAT!..  nope, LESS FILLING!)  STOP PLEASE!

Ok, ok, ok, I'll take the dog for a walk.  But, Fido... oh Fido.. if you get off the leash, you're on your own.  It's a dog-eat-dog world out there.

By Henry Gibson.......... (Forward by Sandy Koufax, the best from the left there ever was.. and Cy Young, the best from the right there ever was.)

Love, Victurd


Monday, November 7, 2022

Walk this way.......... or........ forgive me Imelda

Hello baby... Yeah, this is the Big Blogger speaking (relative to the scale in my bathroom)  Ha ha ha ha.. Oh, you sweet thing.. Do I what?  Will I what? Oh baby, you know what I like.. 

Chantilly lace and a pretty face and a ponytail hangin' down...  A WIGGLE IN HER WALK and a giggle in her talk, make the world go round....

I find 'walk' to be a really really neat word. "You must crawl before you can walk."  We, of the Hippie-dom era, scoff.  Replies might be, "do not"..  "why?".. or mebbe even, "Watch me".. the equivalent of "Hold my (milk bottle) and watch."

My oldest grand.  She never ever crawled.  Went straight from laying... to rolling over.. to sitting... to BEAR WALK, to walk.  Skipping crawling altogeher.  "See?  Toldya!"

Walks of life.  George Carlin said "See my beard, ain't it weird?"  We're all different.  Unique. Walks of life is purported to be all about 'different types of jobs and different levels of society.'  Eh, I spose. 

I am unique, just like you.  When naked, growing up, yes, seems to be about nature and or nurture  or nurture and or nature.

Of course, our folks walked uphill (both ways) 2 miles to/fro school.  Forrest Gump ran instead of walking.  I once heard, to burn off a Peanut M&M, you would need to walk the distance of a football field. Criminy.  I devoured an entire bag yesterday at work.  Brb, gonna walk to Smithville and back, home soon.

We (remember, WE are all alike ain't we?) walk 3.1 mph. In the average lifetime, we walk around the Earth 3 times (65,000 miles). No wonder I'm so damn tired all the time.

A typical pair of tennis shoes lasts for 500 miles of walking.  The Hippie-dom in me cries BS.  Close your ears, especially you Imelda... the last four years, I have worn the. same. shoe. 24/7 (except when I snooze of course) 365 days a year.  It's a blue slip-on (tying shoes is an art form learned in first grade, but given up on when one's waist gets to 40") tenny bopper comfy as hell and I don't give a rats what walk of life you judge me as, or, what walk you come from, it's just me, i reorder annually on Amazon (just did in fact). Imelda is that one lady from the Philippines who had over 3,000 pair of shoes.  Poor lady, she'd have absolutely no idea of what a stinking foot is.

We whistle while we walk.  We walk hand in hand.  Well, at least while courting.  Then, that turns to 'be for real', to, as you get older, you grab the hand again, hand-in-hand, mebbe bent on love, mebbe moreso as "catch me if I start to fall Gladys."

We booze it up.  Smoke pack after pack.  Eat all kindsa crap with sugar in it.  We talk back to our boss. Our spouse.  To that smart alec at the bar.  Each, would be considered walking on thin ice.  (Ever go to a meeting or someplace ya ain't never been around a buncha folks you don't know all that well?  Suggestion, as an ice-breaker, just say "Heavy penguins.")

We don't walk on water.

Many, many, have one eye on life and the other on the beach.  It is their end all, do all, be all. Me? It burns my feet, if I sit in it, I get sand in my buttcrack, spend 30 minutes trying to get it all off arms/limbs/cracks before I go to the hotel room. You. can't. get. it. out. of. the. rental. car. Like Chickenman, "he's (it's) everywhere, he's (it's) everywhere!"

Ouch, damnit:  walking on Legos, jacks, barefoot on asphalt, onto a thorn, broken glass.

Back in the day, our society was so blind, there were places only whites could walk. Hell, tweren't until 2012 that women were allowed to walk on the green, green grass of Augusta.  It wasn't until 2018 that women in Saudia Arabia were allowed to walk and get in the driver's side door of a car.  All walks of life, uh huh, right.

OK, my original intent was for this to be chirpy, not gloomy... I'm gonna stand up, take a baby walk, see if I can go from 'dis-position' (gloomy) to 'dat-position' (rosy, Pollyanna).

Whew, i now need a beer, I don't care if that puts me on thin ice, I'm thirsty dangit.

We can........amble.... careen... falter... flounder... limp... lumber... lurch... meander... parade (Parade walking, when you're infronta any horses, is fun).. prowl.. ramble...saunter... skulk (the hell's that?  "move stealthily").. somnambulate (in your sleep)... stagger (the thin ice drunk guy)..  stalk...  stride... stroll... strut (shake your tailfeather).. swagger... totter... trudge... waddle... wade...

I dated a gal once, she walked so dadgum fast, I couldn't keep up in the Orlando airport... and that was 7 years ago, ain't seen her since.

"Your walking speed can predict how long you'll live."  Damnit Jim.

The longest uninterrupted walk was 19,019 miles (true).  By the end, he'd stepped on every tile there was in the Piggly Wiggly, but he'd finally completed the grocery list his wife had given him.  (That part false.)

Thomas Jefferson's life expectancy was age 40 and he lived to be 83 by walking 4 miles a day.  Try it, mebbe you too will get put on the $2 bill.

Ever eat a pine tree? Ever see a dog 'walk' (or run) in it's sleep?

Today, 1 in 7 children walk to school. In 1970, 2 of 3 children did. That year rings a bell.

Walk of shame.  That's when your tee shot doesn't make it past the ladies tee.

These boots are made for walkin'. ....  Everybody get on your feet..you make me nervous when you in you seat.. take of your shoes and pat your feet.. we're doing a dance that can't be beat..we're barfootin' now, yeah.

Johnny wrote a song about marital fidelity, personal responsibility, and avoiding temptation in his first marriage to Vivian Liberto.. (Walk The Line).. She wrote a book "I walked the line" about her time Johnny.

Long walk, short pier.

Dog on leash, a nice, refreshing walk.  Let go, a nice, refreshing run. Walk tall and carry a big stick, especially if your hound is a miniature Schnauzer and you're on a path known for Great Danes, Rots and Pits.

 The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.  If you are in a bad mood, talk a walk. If you are still in a bad mood, take another walk.

I don't get it.  That trail looked so flat on the map.  The hill looked hard at first, but I got over it.

I get knocked down but I get again. (Moral to story, move one lane to the right of the high hurdles.)

The walk of life is grand. Much depends on your feet, what's on em, by your side, who's there.. with the wind, against the wind, rain, snow, sun, temp, sand, ice, concrete, rubberized, turf... this position, that position and disposition.

"Walk a mile in my (anyone's) shoes."  Mebbe next best thing to think of after the Golden Rule. We just don't know.  Why's he/she always mad, late, tired, grumpy, silent, crying, limping, in apparent struggle?  WE JUST DON'T KNOW, WE'VE NEVER WALKED IN THEIR SHOES. The answers might shock us, make us understand, perhaps even pray.

I'm walking to bed for a nap.  Forgive me Father I did eat that peanut M&M.  I'll walk the rest, tomorrow.  If the sun comes out like that little redheaded snotnosed kid says.  If not, I'll pay you Tuesday, I'll gladly pay you (back) Tuesday.

Love, Victurd

Sunday, November 6, 2022

But there I was........ I was taken to a place........

Being old, I had hopped in bed at 8pm.  OK, you win.  Being old, I had plopped in bed at 8pm.  My body, ahm, let's just say it needs some work.  My checkenginelight has been on for too many years.  I have a chest with four drawers of pants/jeans.  Top one is labeled 'now'.  The next one down is fulla jeans two inches smaller in the waist.  It's labeled "you can do it Victor, you can do it!"

The one just below that one, pants four inches ago. Whilst it is labeled, and, in fact labeled with permanent marker, it's been so long ago it faded and I can't read it, but I can tell you the drawer is lined with KC Star newspaper from when the Royals were in the World Series.  No, not that one, the one in 1985.

Finally, the bottom drawer (pants now 6" too small) is labeled "Ideal BMI" (< that's that bullshit handout the Doctor gives you on 'where you should be', and as soon as you walk out the door, the Doc, and the nurse, have "ha ha" knee-slaps.)

But, not butt. One thing I know.  My body is FINELY tuned (bare with me...second thought, don't do that... ) my body is FINELY tuned to wake up EXACTLY 6 hours after I hop (ok, plop) in bed.

On this specific night, er morning - going to bed at 8pm, I actually only made it 5 hours and 59 minutes...thus, the clock on the wall said 1:59am.  I felt like I'd had enough sleep, but common sense (believe it or not, there's still a pinch left) beckoned me to roll back over.

I fell back asleep in a jiff... and awakened in another jiff.  The clock now told me it was 1:02am.  I gave it the Scooby-Doo "Ruh?"

But there I was..I was taken to a place and reminded by 1,643 Facebook posts "Set your clocks back one hour tonight, then Tuesday set your Country straight be eliminating ALL (Republicans, Democrats, saw it posted both ways), then, our Country would be faster than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Victor, you just waisted 7 paragraphs of our lives to tell us basically, you gained an hour?

Uh huh. I did.

One Hour Cleaners.  I played on their Little League team.  That's perty neat, you take your suit in, presto, one hour later, cleaned, pressed.

What can one do in an hour? I Googled that, and I found a chicky's blog with suggestions regarding same.  VICTOR.  Sorry, kinda. I love advice from chickys, I really do.. anyways, among the things she suggested:

Read a book. No.

Take a walk. No. I can walk long distance in a pool, that's it.

Go for a swim. No. I only walk in the pool.

Housework.  Hello?

Cup of tea with friends.  Well, they do now have those Truly tea thingies, mebbe.

Visit the hair salon and get a re-style.  Honey, my hair has looked this way since I was able to wear pants from that drawer labeled "ideal BMI".  No.

Phone someone you don't see very often. Mebbe.  There's a list of maybe 3 people in the world I would do this. I hate the phone.  Unless, I'm at work, caller ID is on and I prank them.

Bake a cake. Lemme see, hmmm, go to grocery, find/buy flour, eggs, fat (butter?), sugar, salt, a form of liquid, and 'leavening agents' (I'll ask Customer Service, they'll know.)  Take 'em all home, sweat, look at the recipe 7 times.  Spend hours. Ahm, no.  Four aisles over at Piggly Wiggly, the same damn thing, mebbe a couple bucks more, already made. Ok, thanks.

Admin chores.  Ahm, double no.

Arrange your wardrobe. Did you just get here?  See above about 4 drawers.

Write a short story. Impossible, took me 7 damn paragraphs to get to the point here today.

The others were boring, but, basically the list.  WHAT?  No BBQ?  Casino? Bowling? Monopoly? Sudoku?  Sex?  

This and that, as we pretend (blog) writers call it:

Most, in one hour:    Pull-ups: 1,131...   Push-ups:  3,182.... Running, how far, one hour:  13.25 miles.... High-fives:  2,514....  Free throws made:  1,338....   Chest to ground burpees:  965.... Cups of tea:  249...  Cappuccinos made:   420...   Hot dogs eaten:   76....  Most 12 ounce beers drank, couldn't find the answer, but, in one sitting (6 hours) Andre The Giant drank 119. He peed for 4 days, jk. Only 3.

Now, if you are still awake (Don't worry, you get an extra hour to get past/through this)... some personal, one-hour thingys.......

4 times.  (Number of times in an hour I gave up on the Kansas City Royals in the 2014 Wild Card game.)

7 times. (I followed this one lady in WallyWorld once, one toddler in the basket, two, on foot).. Seven times I heard "I'm not going to tell you again.'

6 miles.  Driving (coupled) to Eureka Springs once, I was driving 74mph. "Faster" she said. "No" I said. "It's my car, faster."  To which I wanted to reply "yeah but it's me getting the ticket" but, being the wimp I am, said, "OK".  80mph. 6 more miles than what we woulda gone.

Having my baby, what a lovely way of saying how much you love me.  Emotions, aplenty.  I was at work at the airport. Ring, ring.  "Vic, come on, you're gonna be a daddy." Drove me to employee lot, I was scared (1).  Airport to Liberty, 16 miles in 11 minutes. White knuckle driving. (2).  Got there, "LET'S GO!" (Hurried, panicked, 3rd emotion.)  "No, sit down, have a cig."  "HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM, YOUR WATER BROKE?" (s'more panic, 4th).  Drive to hospital (In trance, like, no idea how we got there, emotion #5).

Checked into room.  Doc making final preps.  Uh oh.  Umbilical cord wrapped around neck, emergency C-section. I felt SO sorry for my wife. Of course she started shaking. (Empathy #6). Fear for both her and child. (#7).  Prayer (#8).  God answered, sending the most remarkable, genuine, fun, calming anesthesiologist EVER. (Thankful, #9).  Successful C-Section, baby, mom OK. (Whew, #10). "Mr Schultze, would you like to carry your baby down to the nursery?" (#11, the most wonderful feeling I have EVER had.)  And finally.......... #12........ drum roll.......I'm a dad.... Now what?

Hours make up our lives. What are your funnest?  Scariest? MPH?  Sit-ups? (Me neither).  Your all-time favorite hour?

I've told this one before, sorry, I guess, but it was one of the most therapeutic, grateful hours I've ever spent. In my sister's motor home, just she and I. Parked outside of my aunt and uncle's house - one hour before the funeral for our mother was to begin.  Love, tears, even baby bits of loving laughter on remembered mom stories.  The final emotion of that hour - just before we were to leave.. Vanda said "I've got to use the restroom." (for the life of me, why do women always announce that!)..Anyways, just her, me. Motor home.  She goes in the bathroom.  "CLICK".  She locked the damn door.  LEVITY, our final, and much needed emotion. "Damnit Vanda, did you really think I'd try to get in the bathroom."

Love your hours, they makeup you, your life.  Don't forget to vote.  Twice if you're a Democrat.

Happy Hour(s).......

Love, Victurd

Wednesday, November 2, 2022

Guiding light........

Wasn't going to include story line of the radio-TV show, The Guiding Light, but, its origin begs so.  Ima Phillips was one of the two original creators in 1937.. Ima, at age 19, found herself pregnant, abandoned by her boyfriend - only to deliver a stillborn child.  She found comfort in listening to the radio sermons of Preston Bradley, a famous Chicago area preacher.  In the actual show, it was originally centered on Reverend John Ruthledge and those people's lives that revolved around him.  "The Guiding Light" initially referred to the lamp in Ruthledge's study that people used as a sign for them to find his help when needed.

I don't remember a single episode, but I know my mother watched it very faithfully.

I wasn't surprised by the answers when I Googled "what are the traits of good people?"  There, front and center, the #1 trait listed, "They compliment others."

All these years, all these wrinkles we've 'earned', point us to easily list, identify folks in our lives that, "damn they make me feel good."  It's a gift.  Almost assuredly learned, handed down, yummy, nonetheless.

Teachers, coaches, bosses, coworkers, plain ole plain ole friends, perhaps even relatives.  They're honest.  They're forgiving.  Generous. Patient. POSITIVE, and, they show an interest.

Ya ever talk to someone and you notice their eyeballs 'wonder off' to other things as you speak?  It tain't fun to have them conversations, in fact, oft times I will add something smartass like "and then, he used his single silver bullet to shoot the Unicorn smack dab on the horn," their eyes refocus, realize "I wasn't paying attention, I'm sorry" so without actually saying "it's kinda upsetting to converse to thin air", you just told thin air all about it.  (Trust me, I too know all too well when a hunnerd and fifty things are on my mind and I may let my eyes wonder too... damnit, I mean to write positive and I got lost in thought!)

"The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best." Epictetus

I found a blog by some chick (said lovingly, easy on the "Victor is a misogynist", done been down that road, ain't true!).. and she listed four common traits of people you want to be around.  I ain't read 'em yet, so let's have a look-see.

They laugh.  At themselves. They don't take themselves too seriously.

They're authentic.  Their comments are real, you can just tell from their tone. These people are the ones who ask how you are and actually mean it. They have time to listen to your answer.

Chicky seems to be onto something, one and two are good.  What's 3 and 4?

They're confident. They don't fear awkward silence. You know where they stand and they're not arrogant about it.  

They're content. "Perhaps my favorite of all of them" chicky writes.  Happy with where they are.  They make you comfy, you can just let your shoulders down. They accept and welcome all healthy emotions. They love the journey, value the process. They're not rushed to reach the end goal. They thrive, on the way.

OK, I likes.  What else?  What else about these guiding lights in our lives?

Found anudder blog by a chickie, 'Eloise'.. hints from Eloise mebbe, heh.  "You feel able to tell them things you normally hesitate before sharing with others."  Hell to the yeah.  I gotta big mouth.  OK, big typewriter, but too, sometimes a big mouth. I know ya know.  I find myself opening up (easily) to people I trust.  People I know are that won't be judgmental.

Eloise continued "YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF AFTER YOUR TIME TOGETHER."  (Handspring, roundoff, backflip, backflip!!!  Hell to the yeah - THAT'S what I'm talking about!)

Thankfully, these people lurk along life's way.  "They are not necessarily the people you are closest with.  Could be a stranger you sat by on the bus, struck up a conversation and somehow, in that short span, they made you feel good about the rest of your day."  Mebbe a friend you just had lunch with, you depart, and you simply can't wait until the next time you're together.

"There's just something that rubs off these people that makes everyone around them feel a little happier and lighter."

Uh oh.  Eloise too lists her "Things I've noticed they all have in common."

"They make you feel like the only one in the room."  (I likes, remember the Unicorn guy?)

"They don't compete." If per chance you share an accomplishment, they congratulate rather than wing it back to their own exciting news, thus, minimizing yours.

"They remember things about you."  I like this one!  ALWAYS makes you feel good when it's realized "hey, he/she paid attention to me, listened!"

Oft times, I find it's easier just to steal what someone has written because they do it a helluva lot beteter than I, and, I ain't been sued yet, I don't make a nickel from this blog, and, I guess I'm lazy!

Eloise hinted "If you have someone like this in your world, it's worth recognizing their value and appreciating them. Hold them tight and don't let them go.!"

And finally, she said "If you are this person, we all want to find out how you do it and how you manage to make it look so darn easy."

I ain't a big fan of dark. (Unless you're trying to snooze.)  I've loitered in dark before, trust me, I can show you footprints!)

I loves me some light, and specifically some guiding light. (Right Papa Bauer?) OK damnit, I guess I did occasionally listen while mom watched.

I Googled things that rub off and they were all centered on 'people rubbing off on us.'  I figured I'd see stuff that rubs off like paint, ink on your hand if you're a lefty as you write, suntan oil, make up, yada.

I do hope, pray, these wonderful gifts, the guiding light folks, do rub off on us all.  We needs 'em.

Love, Victurd


 

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